Arriving at Novice Village, Chen Hao sighed in his heart. There were few people around him to chat with, and it was really not much fun to play the game. He also did not expect that the so-called [The Lament of the Baihua Fairy], this ghost mission was so outrageous, and he found three things
Forget about the items, now he has to be a farmer uncle, go to Xinshou Village, find a house, and pick up manure to irrigate the flowers.
Is this burden enough? It's obviously not enough. If I had to take it for just one day, would I be able to bear it?
Guild Channel (Excellent Nanny): Little wild cat, come here, ah ah, help me!
Guild Channel (without makeup): What? I’m not free, I’m fighting with Yotsuba!
"What? No, I lent it to you. What will happen to my crops?"
"Uncle, can I borrow some dung?"
"What? I've heard of people borrowing wine from jealousy, but this is the first time I've heard of someone borrowing shit. Do you want me, an old man, to lend it to you now?"
"Uncle, don't take off your pants, it will affect the appearance of the city!" Chen Hao hurriedly ran out of the farmhouse.
Walking outside, the novices all looked envious. Who is this? This is the number one person in Wushuang China, the famous nanny! Suddenly, there was an endless stream of people chatting with her. Chen Hao had no choice but to turn on his invisibility
Shu fled forward. What should I do? Is it like what the old man said just now, can't he go to Baihualin and do it himself? That's too disgusting...
To the right is another farmhouse.
Chen Hao sighed and walked in again. He decided to complete this task today and could only go in shamelessly and ask again.
"Auntie, can you borrow some dung?"
There was no response, the woman was still washing clothes there.
"Auntie, can you borrow some dung?"
Still ignored.
Chen Hao rolled his eyes and said depressedly: "Damn, are all NPCs these days so awesome? So cool?"
Just as he was about to leave, Chen Hao realized that he was in invisible form. He sighed depressedly, revealed his figure, returned to the woman again, and asked: "Mom, can you borrow some excrement? I need it urgently."
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"Do you think I look like a aunt?"
"Auntie?"
"Aunt?"
"Auntie?"
"Okay, beauty!"
"Haha, little brother, what did you just say?"
Finally, the clouds opened and the moon came out, nnd, the NPCs in the game are so realistic, not to mention those women in reality! They don’t look good, and they really like to hear people say good things.
Chen Hao put on a smile and said with a smile: "Beauty, does your family have poop?"
The beauty's expression suddenly turned cold. How could there be such a disgusting person in the world?
"Go away, what are you looking at?"
Well, the beauty happened to be squatting there to wash clothes, and Chen Hao, a "shameless" person, was actually staring at her plump buttocks. It would be weird if he didn't want to be suspected.
"Ding." A gold coin appeared in Chen Hao's hand, "Haha, beauty, I need some manure to irrigate the fertile fields. I can pay for it. Do you think it's okay?"
"Mani!" The beauty's eyes lit up and she stretched out her hand.
"Money?" Chen Hao was startled. This woman who was so greedy for money even let out foreign farts. With a slight smile, Chen Hao retracted his hand and said happily: "Money is not a problem. I just want shit. How much is it in a bucket?"
Money, just ask."
"One gold coin."
"make a deal."
"Come on, little brother." The beautiful woman held Chen Hao's hand and walked inside with a smile.
"Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not a zj, I'm buying shit, 555555, forget it, come on, ravage me!"
The beauty glanced at him, was stunned, and said with a smile: "What are you talking about? We in the countryside don't need you in the city. Come on, here is a bucket. If there are two buckets, it will cost two gold coins."
Chen Hao wiped his sweat. Well, it turns out that you can reach the back of the farmhouse by walking along the corner of the wall. There is a cesspit behind, which is full of... so disgusting!
"This..." Chen Hao pinched his nose. The 100% authenticity cannot be concealed. The smell...
"Uncle farmer, you have worked too hard!" Chen Hao sighed sincerely.
Seeing this scene, Chen Hao sighed in his heart. The beautiful NPC was not afraid at all and helped him, digging two large buckets. Seeing this, Chen Hao couldn't help but let go. Everyone said that three hundred and sixty lines are enough.
Number one scholar, how many people can really perform in this direction? Big principles can be seen in small things.
The world is like this, what is there to laugh at others? After several generations, who is not the descendant of farmers?
"Do you want me to help you choose?" the beautiful young woman asked.
"No." Chen Hao took a deep breath. Although the air was a bit smelly, he didn't care.
Only by enduring hardship can one become a master!
Shaking his head and smiling, Chen Hao looked at the beautiful young woman with a hint of admiration in his eyes. He could not keep her expression unchanged in front of the cesspit, but what about the peasant woman? She seemed to be used to it. Now thinking about her expression when she saw the gold coins,
He actually laughed at her in his heart, suddenly feeling like a scum.
To him, one gold coin was nothing at all, but to a peasant woman, it was hard-earned money. Even if it was a penny, he valued it very much. I used to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and I saw those things that were worth a penny.
I despise the vegetable vendor who keeps arguing over two cents. Now think about it carefully, you don’t even value one dollar, but what about others?
"Let's walk!" Chen Hao put the pole on his right shoulder and lifted his body slightly upward, "Uh, this weight..."
"Is that okay?" The beautiful young woman helped him hold the pole.
Chen Hao showed a sunny smile and said: "Don't worry, I can do it. Haha, men can't say no!"
"Well, go ahead and come back early."
Chen Hao was suffocated, why did he look like he was waiting for his husband to return?
Hey, I think too much!
It swayed every step of the way, it was too full and some still overflowed.
Walking on the road to Novice Village, the newcomers pinched their noses in surprise and ran away into the distance.
"Damn it, why are you carrying shit around like a bird?"
"What a damn!"
Chen Hao's cheeks turned cold and he glanced at the people on the left and right like knives: "Fuck you, don't look down on the farmer uncle. I am picking up big manure to water vegetables for you to eat. Is it easy for me? If you continue to jjww, get out of the safety.
District, come and have a big fight! Do you have the courage? If not, just get out of here."
"It was noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat was dripping from the soil under the hoeing. Who knew that the food on the plate was hard to feed every grain of grain -"
With his little butt swaying and his two dung buckets swaying, Chen Hao did not shy away from the eyes of outsiders and walked struttingly in Xinshou Village. It was a long way from here to Baihualin. He didn't worry about others.
He despised him and insulted him in his heart. What he was worried about was that during this time, if someone came to attack him, it would be terrible.
