"Qing Qing Zi Jin, you care about my heart, I count the heroes in the world, but you still look at me, Xiao Du."
A nonsense verse came from nowhere, and when the voice sounded, Chen Hao also dodged towards the safe area, "Brother is in urgent need of urination, I need to go offline to pee first, heaven is not lonely, three knives,
And so-and-so, if you are men, just wait for me. When I finish peeing, I will torture you right away."
"Hey, Brother Hao, Brother Hao..." A man waved a paper fan and shouted at Chen Hao, but Chen Hao ran to the safe area and chose to log off without hesitation.
The players of Jianghu Meng stood outside the safe zone and were dumbfounded. The three swords even inserted their swords into the ground, and said angrily: "Damn, this birdman is so useless. If he retreats in the face of battle, is he still a man? I see.
I’ve never been shameless before, but I’ve never seen anyone as shameless as him, damn it.”
"Boss, what should we do now? Wait for him here?" Chengfeng Polang asked with a frown.
Heaven Is Not Lonely exhaled and narrowed his eyes to look at the place where Chen Hao disappeared. Now he is in a dilemma. Let’s go? What if that guy really goes offline to urinate and goes online? Then he went to the world channel and cursed that people in Jianghu Meng are afraid of him.
If you run away first, you will lose all face. However, if you don't leave and continue to stay here, so many people are waiting for him alone. What if this kid lets them go and goes to sleep after getting off the line?
"What a naughty person." Tang Shi covered his mouth and snickered. He was carefree and had no grace at all, but he just made people feel so funny. The pk didn't start, he went offline, but it made Not Lonely in Heaven become a problem.
No, I am so embarrassed that I can only stand outside the safe zone.
"Boss!" The mage Ziyan Kuangmo also looked at the heaven without feeling lonely, "Do you really want to wait here?"
Tian Bu Lonely frowned and said in a low voice: "This is the first time for Jianghu Meng to fight in front of so many players from Xiongfeng City. We can lose our lives, but we must not lose our face. If we even lose our face, when we establish a guild,
Who is still willing to join our Jianghu Dream? Wait, damn, I want to see when he will come online. If it takes more than ten minutes, a small group of people will leave to level up. The others will continue to stay behind. If it takes less than ten minutes, a group of people will leave. I
Stay for last.”
Three Blades cursed, and then said: "Brother Tian, if you are like this, your level will soon be surpassed by Xiong Batian. It's not worth it for that trash."
Hearing this, Tian Bu Lonely smiled slightly, looked towards the direction of Thunder Cloud Swamp, and said happily: "Don't worry, the second place Xiong Ba Tian and the fourth place Yimi Qingfeng are busy now, and they
There is still some distance between you and me, so it doesn’t hurt to waste such a little time. Moreover, the trash in fifth place is offline, and Su Yan, who is in third place, is still here to watch the game. Except for a few of them, everyone else wants to join in a short time.
It’s beyond my level, huh, it’s impossible!”
"Well, that's right. Just wait." San Duidao had to say.
In the game, Jianghu Meng's people were waiting outside the safety zone in the south of the city, while the PK between the Aotian family and Yimi Qingfeng was also in full swing. However, Chen Hao went offline carelessly. He took off his helmet and stretched out his hand.
I slouched down and couldn't help laughing when I thought of what just happened in the game. I just walked to the door...
The cell phone's ringtone suddenly rang.
"In the days without you, I learned to use cucumbers instead..."
"Holy shit, who are you interrupting me to pee?" Chen Hao rolled his eyes and walked back, picked up the mobile phone on the computer table, and the homemade ringtone was still singing super high. This was his adaptation of "About Winter"
This song is a very nice song, but the lyrics were changed to yd by him.
"Hey, who are you looking for?" Chen Hao answered the phone with his right hand. Before he could reach the bathroom, he had already started to open his shorts with his left hand.
"Hey, talk to me, who are you talking to? Hey, it feels so good." Chen Hao raised his gun and aimed it. It was all because he had a barbecue and drank some beer at night. If he got entangled with Jiang Hu Meng in the game, he might have peed his pants now.
, "Damn it, are you looking for a scolding? If you don't say anything, I'll hang up the phone!"
"Hey, guess who I am!" A very obscene voice sounded on the other end of the phone.
"Uh~" Hearing this voice, Chen Hao was immediately stunned. He even forgot to pull up his pants. He frowned and continued to ask: "Don't play tricks on me. Who are you? What are you doing to me?"
"Hey, guess who I am——"
Chen Hao rolled his eyes and cursed: "Mom, guess who you are? Okay, guess who you are, you are a fat old man from Shandong, with big eyes, a fat butt, and your two naughties are like landmines!"
"Ha, Brother Hao, you still remember me! Let me tell you, we have been brothers for so many years, and you can still forget me!"
Chen Hao was immediately dumbfounded: "Let me go, when did I guess you?"
"Hi, I'm from Shandong..."
Chen Hao was startled, opened his mouth and shouted: "Stomach hurts!"
"Hehe, yes, Brother Hao, you really miss the slave family..."
"Hiss~" Chen Hao couldn't help but shuddered, "Okay, damn fat man, please stop making me sick, okay? Return me a slave? I really want to enslave your whole family!"
"Haha, you haven't changed." The voice on the other end of the conversation suddenly changed.
Suddenly, Chen Hao fell silent and took a long breath, but he didn't know what to say. Du Ziteng, his best brother in the game, always stood by him no matter what. He was also half of Chen Hao's apprentice. Back then, Chen Hao
Teach him step by step how to manage a guild and how to conduct diplomacy of a guild...
In his mind, he couldn't help but think of all the flowers and branches that were his combination with Chu Yue and Han Sen. When the two of them came together, Du Ziteng went to find Han Sen in a rage and chased him for three days and three days in a row.
That night, Han Sen dropped from level 180 to level 150, and all his equipment was destroyed by him. At that time, when Chen Hao learned the news, he had already left "God King" for five days.
"Brother Hao, I will go to Jiangsu to meet you for a drink in a few days." Du Ziteng broke the deadlock with a soft smile.
Chen Hao felt warm in his heart. Shandong men are brave and domineering enough to have such a brother. Without a woman who is not worthy of love, what does it mean? It’s just a game, what kind of love is there? Brother, that is the most important thing.
It's the most genuine.
"Okay!" Chen Hao only said one word, but it made clear his brotherly love for Du Ziteng. Some things don't need to be said with words, just have the heart.
"Hey, Brother Hao, I just saw you in Wushuang." Du Ziteng said with a smile.
"Ha~" Chen Hao smiled unconsciously, "I already knew that you would never be idle. What is your name in the game? I will add you as a friend as soon as I go online."
Chen Hao didn't ask him how he found his phone number, and Du Ziteng didn't talk about it either. Du Ziteng knew very well that there were some things that could be mentioned and some things that couldn't be mentioned between brothers.
A sinister laugh sounded on the phone: "Durex!"
"What?" Chen Hao shouted in surprise.
"Durex, let me go. I said, Brother Hao, are your ears not working well lately?" Du Ziteng said depressedly.
"Holy shit." Chen Hao immediately remembered this name. If it were another game ID, he probably wouldn't have paid too much attention to it. Not only was this name yd, but his profession was also very weird. He was a member of the game Wushuang.
The poet who is hailed by most players as the most useless profession. Durex, Du Ziteng! Chen Hao slapped his head, "Hey, why didn't I associate this name with you?"
