"I want to get to know this beauty, call me brother!" Xiong Shuai patted his chest and looked at us!
"Brother!" Tang Meng couldn't help shouting. Zhang Tianqing and I looked at each other and then called "Brother Xiong".
Xiong Shuai sighed and said, "Okay, you can call me Brother Xiong, and I will keep the most beautiful ones private!" Then he used the mouse to drag a few pictures and put them into another file.
"It's so selfish. It's just a picture of a beautiful woman, not a real person!" I said and stroked Xiong Shuai's head! Zhang Tianqing followed my example and stroked Xiong Shuai's head, and then the two of us sat down
Started smoking next to the bed.
Xiong Shuai was a little unhappy, "I'm just kidding you, you can call me Brother Xiong. Come, let's take a look and study together!" Zhang Tianqing and I deliberately pretended to be angry and ignored him.
But Xiong Shuai took it seriously. He looked at me and Zhang Tianqing, and then shouted, "Brother Chen, Brother Qing! Come and see, I was joking for you just now, why don't I introduce these most beautiful ones to you!"
Looking at Xiong Shuai's embarrassed expression, I almost laughed out loud, "Forget it, I won't fall out with you because of a photo of a woman." Then Zhang Tianqing and I gathered around him again.
Xiong Shuai opened another photo and began to talk about the process of taking this photo, "I came to the dormitory this morning. Before you all came, I took my camera to our professional registration office on the playground and saw a
Just take a picture of a beautiful woman. Look at this beautiful woman. She has a nice figure and quite big breasts. She is about 1.7 meters tall at least. She is a perfect match for me, who is 1.8 meters tall. Look at her face.
After my on-the-spot appraisal, there is absolutely no plastic surgery. Take a look at this little cherry mouth. The lips are so glossy and moist, as if they were kissed!"
Tang Meng and Zhang Tianqing were also fascinated by it. This girl was indeed very beautiful. Xiong Shuai spoke very energetically, shaking his head and making chirping sounds while speaking.
"Brother Xiong, what is this girl's name?" I asked curiously.
Xiong Shuai raised his lips and smiled and said, "Her name is Xia Xue!"
I was somewhat suspicious of Xiong Shuai, and Zhang Tianqing asked him curiously, "Brother Xiong, how did you take a photo of her from the front? How dare you ask her name?"
"What's so embarrassing about this? Who am I?" Xiong Shuai patted his chest and said, "It's a long story. In fact, I've made all the preparations for this at home. Do you want to know? I want to.
If you know, just light a cigarette for your brother and I will explain slowly!"
"Damn it, you're doing this again, let's forget it!" I lit a cigarette and sat in front of Xiong Shuai's bed to smoke. This time Zhang Tianqing did not stand on the same front as me. He took out the cigarette that Xiong Shuai gave him.
Packing up Chinese cigarettes, he took out one and handed it to Xiong Shuai's mouth with a smile, then took out a lighter and lit it for Xiong Shuai.
"Zhang Tianqing, I think you are a heterosexual and inhumane guy. I bought you off with just one photo." I deliberately teased and sat on the edge of the bed smoking a cigarette, waiting for Xiong Shuai to tell Zhang Tianqing what happened.
Xiong Shuai took a deep drag on the cigarette, looked at Zhang Tianqing with a smile and said, "Bro, hello, I'll tell you something." Xiong Shuai pointed at the beautiful woman on the computer and said, "When I was about to take a photo of her, I actually...
I'm quite embarrassed. Although I'm not that thick-skinned, the things I've worked hard to prepare can't go to waste, right? So I pretended to be the receptionist of the school. I walked up to this beauty and said, hello beauty, I'm a sophomore.
The student union wants to make a column on our school forum to welcome new students. Can you be a favor and let me take a picture? Unexpectedly, this girl happily agreed and asked me if the forum has a lot of traffic.
, I really didn’t know about this matter, so I lied to her and said that the forum has a lot of people paying attention, and then I took care of the photo. You see, this frontal photo is okay. If you take a beautiful person, you will look good no matter how you take it!"
Listening to Xiong Shuai's proud explanation, I had to admire his face. I stood behind Xiong Shuai and watched him continue to admire the photos of other beauties. I asked him, "Brother Xiong, don't you take every photo?"
, I have to explain it to others!”
Xiong Shuai said very frankly, "Well, that's pretty much it. I can't think of any other good ideas. Do you know how much courage it takes for me to explain like this?"
"Your face is enough!" I patted Xiong Shuai on the shoulder and watched Xiong Shuai open another photo. The girl in this photo looked very cute. She looked like someone born in the 1990s.
Girl, Zhang Tianqing stared at the girl on the screen and asked excitedly, "Brother Xiong, what is this girl's name?"
"What, you're interested in it?" Xiong Shuai turned his head and looked at Zhang Tianqing, then showed a sly smile, not knowing what special request he had.
Zhang Tianqing was already staring at the girl on the screen with a silly smile and said, "Brother Xiong, tell me what her name is, what a pretty little girl! Look at her little shorts, there are small chrysanthemums on them.
I like!"
Xiong Shuai scratched his hair and said to Zhang Tianqing, "I haven't figured out this girl yet. I will definitely get her name for you in two days!"
"Damn, that's so filthy! You should learn from Tang Meng and just don't speak. Can we be more low-key?"
As soon as I finished speaking, Tang Meng laughed, then pointed at the photo and said to the three of us, "Actually, I quite like this girl, I seem to love her very much!"
"Halo, do you three lack love?" I said helplessly. Unexpectedly, the three of them turned around and extended their middle fingers to me in a tacit understanding, and then continued to enjoy other photos.
I suddenly thought of Lin Yan, and I don't know why, but she was all I was thinking about at this moment. I sat back on my bed, took out a cigarette and lit it.
When I was distracted, there was a knock on the dormitory door. I opened the door and saw the dormitory administrator standing at the door, holding a folder in his hand and asked without raising his head, "Who are you in the dormitory?"
Are you all here?"
"We're all here, what can I do, uncle?"
"Tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock, you have to report to the basketball court and find your counselor. Don't forget!" The administrator said and looked into the dormitory, then frowned and pushed me away and walked in.
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I quickly pretended to cough, but Xiong Shuai, Zhang Tianqing, and Tang Meng were still looking at her seriously. Xiong Shuai reached out behind his back while talking, "Liu Chen, look at this beauty!"
I coughed again. Xiong Shuai turned his head and stood up in panic. Zhang Tianqing and Tang Meng also stood up. At this time, the dormitory administrator came to the side and looked at the photos on the computer without saying anything.
The uncle stood in the dormitory and watched, and then his eyes stopped at the picture of a naked woman on Xiong Shuai's bedside. He stared at the picture for a while, then pointed at the picture and asked, "Who posted this?"
Huh? ""What happened to the uncle I posted?" Xiong Shuai looked at the dormitory administrator nervously and asked.
Without saying a word, the administrator reached out and took off the portrait of the woman, and then said, "Remember, this kind of painting is not allowed in the dormitory. The school will punish you if it finds out!"
Xiong Shuai watched the dormitory administrator roll up the painting and put it under his armpit. Without saying anything, he turned around and walked out.
"Uncle, please walk slowly."
I closed the door, and Xiong Shuai frowned and said, "If you confiscate it, confiscate it. I guess this uncle must also be in need of love."