After explaining the matter clearly, Uncle De asked the three of us to leave. Brother Hu put his arm around my and Hongyu's shoulders and smiled sinisterly, "The next three of us..."
"Roast whole lamb," Hongyu said immediately.
Brother Hu slapped Hongyu on the head, "You kid only knows how to eat. Besides eating, can you think of anything else?"
Hongyu touched his head and smiled: "Didn't you say you wanted to treat me and Brother Chen to roast whole lamb?"
Brother Hu laughed and said, "You kid... let's go and have a good meal tonight."
Suddenly I was a little worried. What if Uncle De suddenly had something to arrange for us? Seeing that Brother Hu and Hongyu looked very relaxed, forget it, let's not think so much.
When we first walked into the hall, Brother Hu's sister Zhuang said hello to us. Liangzi and Lingfeng saw the three of us walking over. Liangzi asked: "Brother Hu, Brother Chen, Brother Yu, why are you going?"
"Oh, let's go out and do some things. Please keep an eye on me and call me if you need anything," Brother Hu arranged, giving me and Hongyu a look and quickly walked out.
It was really hard for Liangzi and Lingfeng. This does not mean that Brother Hu was unjust. Brother Hu turned around and walked over quickly, "Get in the car, let's go quickly."
Sitting in the back seat, Hongyu sighed, "Brother Hu, let's call Liangzi and Lingfeng some other time when we have time. It's a shame for these two brothers."
"You know Mao, I took the two of them out to enjoy a lot of hot and spicy food. I am fair to my brothers, don't worry," Brother Hu nodded again after saying, "You can say that you are partial, you can't say that. No, I am more partial to you two boys. Who makes us have such a tacit understanding? Do you think so?"
"Yes, yes, Brother Tiger is right, follow Brother Tiger, eat, drink and have fun without asking," Hongyu, a flatterer, laughed.
Brother Hu drove the car to Jiefang Road and stopped, pointing to the Oriental roasted whole lamb on the roadside, "This is it. Today the three of us have eaten and drank as much as we can. Eat as hard as you can, don't give it." I'm polite,"
The three of us got out of the car and walked in. We felt that the layout of the roasted whole lamb was a bit like the Fat Ox King in the East. There was a bull's head hanging at the door of the Fat Ox King. This is a sheep's head. When we walked in, there was a bull's head in the hall. It was a very large wax statue of a goat, the one with a sensor. The goat started barking as soon as he came in. The smell of barbecue was everywhere, and it was very fragrant. Suddenly, I felt like my saliva was secreting a lot. I had no choice but to swallow it in my stomach.
"Hello handsome guy, welcome, how many of you are there?"
This sentence should be better for women. Suddenly a sissy man popped up, which really made me feel numb. My whole body trembled uncomfortably. Looking at this short-haired sissy with an oval face, I felt like a tiger. Brother smiled and said: "You three, give us a private room,"
"Okay, please come with me,"
Hongyu walked beside me and whispered: "Brother Chen, you think this is the legendary homosexual, why is he so feminine?"
"Who knows? If you want to know, just ask me. If it doesn't work, you can hook up with me," I said teasingly.
This guy Hongyu pretended to be quite similar. He pulled me and smiled and said, "Tell me, how do two men do this thing together?"
Brother Hu also heard Hongyu's words, turned around and suddenly said a very classic sentence, "Just count how many holes you have in your body. Wherever there are holes, just do it there."
The waiter led the three of us upstairs. The so-called private room was actually not a single room, but a hall, which was divided into several private rooms. Not to mention, there were quite a lot of people. I passed by a private room. , a woman inside caught my attention. She was so stinky that she was so damn sexy. I paid more attention to the round thing in his hand. If I guessed correctly, it should be roasted mutton eggs. Sheep testicles.
The three of us stopped at a place in the middle of the box. The box opposite was full of women. They looked pretty good. This was a good place. Brother Hu glanced at them, pointed to this place and said: " That’s it, bring us a box of draft beer, then a whole lamb, some side dishes to drink first,”
"Okay, some handsome guys, wait a moment, they will be here soon,"
The sissy twisted her butt and walked outside. I took out my cigarette and lit it. I crossed my legs and looked at the four beauties opposite. They were all very fashionable, two in black stockings and two in short white skirts. Huahua’s thighs are very charming.
"Hey, what are you looking at," Brother Tiger asked me.
I glanced at the women and said to Brother Hu, "What do you think? Didn't you just look at them?"
Brother Hu smiled and said, "There should be no men, so hook up?"
"Save it," I took a puff of cigarette, picked up the water glass and poured a glass of water.
Hongyu was sitting at the very back, facing several women in the opposite compartment, especially the long-haired woman with black stockings. The two of them were facing each other, which made Hongyu feel a little embarrassed.
He lit a cigarette, took a puff and whispered, "Brother Chen, I think that girl seems to be attracted to me..."
"Ri, how do you know?"
Hongyu smiled and said: "The way you look at her, is she staring at me?"
I glanced at the opposite side, and the girl was indeed looking at us, and her eyes were indeed staring at Hongyu. Brother Hu also glanced at the opposite side, turned to Hongyu and said, "You kid, stop being so sentimental." , maybe people are staring at you because you are looking at them, don’t misunderstand, they are actually looking at you with contempt,"
Hongyu blew out a smoke ring and glanced at the girl. The girl actually turned her head back, and Hongyu and Hongyu blinked back and forth.
"Handsome guy, you want the roasted whole lamb," suddenly the waiter pushed a dining cart over, right between the eyes of Hongyu and the woman.
"Hey, you're blocking me, give me some room," Hongyu pointed at the waiter and said. At this moment, I saw a man walking into the box, sitting among four women, and looking at Hongyu. The girl sat next to him, kissed her first, and then put her arms around her waist.
The waiter brought the roasted whole lamb to the table, and all the side dishes, and then slowly stepped aside. Hongyu looked at the opposite side with a smile and a cigarette in his mouth. The expression on his face froze there. He stared blankly. He looked at the man opposite him hugging the woman.
"Hongyu, what's wrong? Let's eat. Come on, this leg of lamb is yours."
Brother Hu tore off the leg of lamb and placed it in front of Hongyu. Hongyu lowered his head, "What a slut, you still seduce me when you have a man."
I smiled, tore the mutton apart and ate it. I felt that it tasted really good, so I sighed, "The mutton is really delicious. It doesn't have any odor at all. It's not bad."
"Isn't it smelly?" Hongyu asked, then he tore off a piece of meat, put it next to his nose and smelled it, then deliberately said loudly: "Why do I feel that the head in front of me is so sexy? It looked pretty good just now. This If you smell it carefully, there is a really unpleasant smell, and it’s not light at all.”
Brother Hu laughed loudly, gnawing on the sheep's hooves and taking a puff of his cigarette, "You guys are all right, come on, come on, drink and do it,"
Holding the beer, the three of us clinked glasses. Just as we were about to drink, from the corner of our eyes, we saw the man next to us stand up and walk towards us.
The man was 1.8 meters tall, slightly chubby, and had a thick gold chain around his neck. He was somewhat bald, and the watch on his wrist seemed to be made of gold.
He came over and stood next to our box, holding his hand on the edge of our table, then slowly bent down and put his left elbow on it, took out a cigar with his right hand and put it to his mouth, then lit it and smoked it. In one puff, the smoke was exhaled towards Hongyu.
"Hey, what did you just say? Let me listen." The man opened his mouth and spoke. His front teeth were also inlaid with gold.
Brother Hu and I took a sip of wine, looked at each other, and continued to chew on the leg of lamb as if we didn't hear anything. Hongyu glanced at me, and then looked at the guy opposite. Hongyu, who had been on fire just now, instantly became very calm. She picked up a leg of lamb, took a bite, and then wiped her mouth with a napkin, "You are fucking sick, right? I'll give you a chance to leave. Don't look for trouble."
"Bang" this guy suddenly punched our table, knocking mine over, and the beer flowed down the table and onto my pants.
I sat back and picked up a tissue to wipe my pants. This guy didn't know if he was pretending to be a bear. He looked at the three of us fiercely and said, "I'm telling you three, eat well and drink well." Don’t fucking talk nonsense to me, I’ll let you crawl out carefully, you know,”
I laughed and said, "Why did I feel something was wrong as soon as I came in today? Why is it really like what my brother said? It's so coquettish."
"I'm so stupid, do you want to die?" This guy slapped me in the face.
Fortunately, I was already prepared. I stretched out my hand to block it, picked up a steel fork from the table, pierced it into this guy's thigh, and then pulled it out instantly.
Before the guy reacted in pain, I held a fork and put it on his neck, "Listen, you are the one who wants to cause trouble. Don't yell at me here, or I will let you go now." If you don’t believe me, you can try to become a eunuch.”
"let me go,"
He yelled, and when the four girls on the opposite side saw them having sex, they immediately screamed and ran away. The people eating around heard the noise and looked at him from a distance.
Brother Hu stood up and grabbed the kid's collar and said: "Give you a chance to stop being so fucking ignorant, get out of here."
I let go of this guy and saw that the blood flowing from his thigh had stained his white pants red. He was quite sensible. After looking at the three of us, he turned around and left quickly.
"Damn it, what the hell," Hongyu cursed, then picked up the leg of lamb and continued to chew on it.
Brother Hu handed us a cigarette, lit it and took a puff, "Be cautious, this guy will probably come back, maybe he's looking for someone else,"
"That's what I think too, just come and do it, grandma, you're the type who's looking for trouble, you're full, don't care, let's eat first, come on, Brother Hu, let's do it,"
Hongyu quickly picked up the wine glass, "There's still me, let's do it,"