I was really exhausted, hugging An Ning like this, I was really going crazy, and suddenly I felt a growl in my stomach, a feeling of bloating, and I suddenly wanted to fart.
I moved my butt slightly and farted comfortably, with a very slight sound, but then I smelled a very pungent odor.
After holding her nose tightly to hold it in for a while, An Ning suddenly woke up. She turned her head and glanced at me. Her hazy eyes seemed to be confused about what happened. It took her just a few seconds to react, but the fart smell A lot has dispersed.
"What does it smell like?" An Ning asked softly, then yawned loudly.
"No...I didn't smell anything. Apart from the fragrance of your hair, there's nothing special about it," I hid it, but I was secretly happy in my heart. I couldn't do anything about my behavior just now.
An Ning sniffed deliberately, then frowned and looked at me, "You farted,"
I pretended not to know and shook my head, "No way. I just woke up. If I fart, can I fart in front of you?"
"But, this is obviously the smell of fart," An Ning insisted.
I still shook my head, "It's the smell of your hair,"
"It smells like fart,"
"It's the smell of your hair,"
An Ning pushed me away and sat up, "What does my hair smell like?"
"Of course it's the scent,"
An Ning pointed at me and pouted, "Yes, what I smell is a stink, and it's the smell of farts. Stop pretending. It's just you who farted and you still don't admit it."
I looked at her speechlessly, okay, I'll admit it, it's not a big deal anyway, "Okay, let's just call it my fart, but what does it matter? I don't want to wake you, but I need to ventilate down there. , you can’t make me endure it,”
"Hmph...then why don't you admit it? Really, farts smell so bad," An Ning stood up and walked into the back room, muttering as he walked, "I was defeated by you, Liu Chen, you left me speechless." ,"
I snickered, lying on the sofa, picked up my phone and looked at the time. It was already 5:20 in the morning. "An Ning, don't sleep. It will be 6 o'clock soon. Let's go clean up."
"Let me sleep a little longer. I woke up many times throughout the night. It's really frustrating," An Ning reluctantly shouted in the back room, "Just for a while, half an hour."
I stood at the door and looked at her. I looked at my phone and it was already half past five. I just let her sleep for another half an hour. If she doesn't get enough rest, driving would be very dangerous, not to mention that An Ning is still a novice.
I walked into the bathroom and started to wash my face and brush my teeth. After a series of tasks were completed, I took the room card, closed the door and walked out, and then quickly went downstairs.
There is a breakfast stall not far from the entrance of the bar. There are not many people. I saw that they sell soy milk, fried dough sticks, and egg pancakes.
I bought some of each. I didn't know if An Ning was a picky eater. I went upstairs and returned to the room. An Ning was still asleep. It was almost six o'clock and I couldn't let her sleep anymore.
"Wake up An Ning, hurry up, you may miss your morning class if you don't wake up."
As soon as she heard me talk about class, An Ning woke up completely. Looking at her messy hair, she sat on the bed for a while and fell down again. Then she raised her arms and waved to me, "Forget it. Come on, isn’t it just deducting credits? I’ll still graduate if I don’t,”
"Damn, the tone of these words is really like a tomboy, get up quickly, my eldest lady," I walked towards An Ning, reached out and took her arm, and gave her a hard tug, "Get up, hurry up." Ordered,”
"Hmm... you... don't pull me, it hurts," An Ning said delicately, then sat up and ran her hands through her hair, "What time is it now,"
"It's six o'clock. I bought breakfast. You wash up. We'll check out after eating and then go back to City J."
"What kind of breakfast did you buy? Is there soy milk?" An Ning asked with squinted eyes.
I nodded and touched her hair, "Hurry up. I'll call my mother now and tell her. Otherwise, she won't agree if I go back to City J like this."
I got a call from my mother. She didn't completely agree with me going to City J, but there was no better way, because now the police knew that I was still in City Z, so it would be very dangerous to stay here for a day.
My mother finally agreed with my decision. She warned me repeatedly not to cause trouble outside. I also promised my mother that these are dangerous times and nothing more can happen. Because of some trivial things and outside If a commotion breaks out and I get into trouble, I really have no hope.
An Ning asked me while brushing her teeth in the bathroom, "Ah Chen, I heard Auntie agreed,"
"Yeah, I agreed, but I'm only going back to City J temporarily, and I still have to come back." I took out a fried dough stick and took a bite. "You have a charger for your phone, right?"
"Yes, I brought it with me. It's in the car."
"Let me use it. You can buy another one when you get to J City. I don't want to buy it."
Just as I said this, my phone suddenly rang. It was a call from sister Shanshan. She probably knew the news that I was leaving here. She should answer it or not. I hesitated, but finally answered it, " Hey, girl..."
Before she finished speaking, Shanshan started to yell. She said on the phone: "Brother, why do you want to go back to J City? Why, can't you just leave? My dad will do something about it."
"Sister, stop talking. I've already left. Don't worry. I'll be back after a while. Don't worry," I whispered into my phone.
An Ning walked out of the bathroom, wiping her face with a towel and looking at me. I sat on the sofa and took a puff of a cigarette. "Sister, stop talking. It's okay. Go home when you have time and talk to my mother." , persuade her carefully, I will stay for a month at most, and I will be back soon,"
"Brother, what are you thinking about? You can't stay anywhere. Do you have to go to City J? My dad doesn't agree to let you go. Things are a bit complicated now. You'd better not go." Sister Shan became a little excited. , it could be heard that she was sobbing.
I sighed and said to her: "Don't be like this. I'm already on my way. If I leave a little late, I might be caught. Now the whole city Z knows that I'm still here, so I have to leave."
"Then... Then why don't you just leave like this without preparing anything? I haven't celebrated your birthday yet..."
"Nothing better to celebrate your birthday than..."
Damn, the phone is out of battery. It probably ran out of battery at this time. Sister Shan must have thought I hung up the phone on purpose. Grandma, just misunderstand me.
An Ning glanced at me, and then asked me: "You, Miss Shan, care about you very much,"
I smiled bitterly and sat on the sofa, continuing to eat fried dough sticks, "The relationship is too much, but I have always regarded her as my sister,"
"Oh," An Ning looked at me in disbelief.
"Really, don't believe it,"
"It doesn't matter to me whether you believe it or not. We are not in that kind of relationship," An Ning took a sip of soy milk and then ate the egg pancake.
I didn't say anything else. After breakfast, I simply tidied up. An Ning and I went downstairs and exited the room. An Ning and I were about to go out when we suddenly found a police car parked in front of the bar. Perhaps it was a conditioned reflex. I feel a little uncomfortable in my heart.
An Ning seemed to see what I was thinking at this time. She smiled and held my arm, "Relax, it's okay,"
After walking out of the bar, An Ning and An Ning walked towards the parking space and sat in the passenger seat. From the rearview mirror, they saw two policemen walking out of the bar. It was a little unusual to come here so early. An Ning started the vehicle and quickly drove forward. Let's go and follow the route we took last night until we reach the intersection where we get on the expressway.
I used An Ning's car charger to charge my mobile phone, and then turned it on. Within two minutes, a message came from Shanshan. I knew this girl must have misunderstood me. She said in the message : "Liu Chen, I hate you so much. How dare you hang up on me? OK, let's see if I still ignore you."
She was angry with me. I didn't reply to her. An Ning opened the car window and let the majesty blow in. She instantly felt refreshed.
"This time we are going to J city, apart from staying at the Leisure Villa, is there any other place you want to go," An Ning suddenly asked me.
I thought for a while, this must be true, but she would not believe it if I told her, so I shook my head, "I'll just stay there and have a good chat with Brother Ma Tiancheng. I don't think about anything else for the time being." Go,"
An Ning laughed, turned her head and glanced at me, "You don't even know how to lie. You must want to go to Zhentian, and then see your buddy named Xiong Shuai, right?"
An Ning is right. I really want to visit all day long. I also want to go there and see Xiong Shuai. But what I want to go to more is Yaoyao's home. I want to know if she is staying at home. Although I have I had a feeling that she wouldn't be home, but I still insisted on going to see her.
Running wildly all the way, An Ning drove the car to 120. This speed is considered powerful for a novice on the highway.
Suddenly my phone came to mind. It was a new message. I thought it was from Shanshan, but it turned out to be a text message from Pingniu and another greeting from a beautiful woman.
I couldn't help but smile when I saw this text message. An Ning glanced at me and asked, "What's going on? I see you are happy!"
"No, it's just a text message from a friend. It's just a brain teaser,"
"Oh, what is it? Tell me and see if I can guess it."
Looking at this message, I was embarrassed to read it out. I didn’t expect Pingniu to send me such a message. It can be seen that she and Sister Jing are quite popular in Guangdong.
"Nian Ning, please," An Ning shouted.
"Okay, then I'll read it," I coughed, glanced at An Ning with my peripheral vision and started to say: "There is a thing, one end is soft and the other is hard, put it into a hole, slowly Slowly go back and forth in and out, and white slurry will flow out. Guess one thing..."
"Ah," An Ning looked at me in surprise.
From her expression, I seemed to be shocked. I had already guessed what the text message was, but any normal man or woman would think of one thing.
An Ning's face suddenly turned red. For safety reasons, I pointed to the road ahead, "Don't think about it. It's very difficult. Just concentrate on driving."
"You bastard, who sent you this text message? It's so disgusting," An Ning muttered.
I retorted: "What's wrong with this? It's your own fault, okay? Look, one end is soft and the other is hard, like a toothbrush, right? Listen to the back and put it into a hole. There is white serous liquid coming out when it goes in and out, which is obviously the reason for brushing your teeth. It goes in and out, up and down, and it is toothpaste foam. You, you, you, beauties can be evil sometimes."