The reason why Lin Feng was so familiar with the old man who was looking at the cemetery was because he often came to the Lotus Cemetery to visit the grave of his dead father. It can be seen that Lin Feng bought cigarettes and wine for the old man who looked at the cemetery, and did not hug him.
For any purpose, it was because he was familiar with this old man. This could be seen from the fact that the old man knew that Lin Feng was going to get drunk again and came over to cover him with a thin quilt.
Watching the old man in the cemetery cover Lin Feng with a thin quilt, he returned to the small room in the entrance room of the cemetery, opened the wine Lin Feng gave him, and drank it happily with a plate of peanuts. Unknowingly, a bottle
The wine slowly bottomed out, and the old man looking at the cemetery also fell drunk on the table...
After the old man sobered up, it was already midnight, and he actually slept on the table like this all night!
At the same time, Lin Feng's voice roared from far away: "Old man, you are so unreasonable, you didn't wake me up? I still have to go to work, this is terrible!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Feng appeared at the door of the hut, suddenly threw the old man's quilt into the house, turned around and ran out of the cemetery.
"Hey, brat," the old man from the cemetery yelled unhappily at Lin Feng's background: "I'm happy for you to be drunk, but you're not happy for me to be drunk? I was drunk last night! Besides, you were a brat before.
You always wake up in the middle of the night when you're drunk, so who do you blame if you didn't wake up this time?"
Hearing the old man's words from a distance, Lin Feng didn't even look back and continued to run forward. However, he raised his arm and gave the old man a middle finger gesture.
"Little bastard, I won't slap you next time you come to see me, but you dare to despise me!" When the old man from the cemetery saw Lin Feng's gesture, he became angry and cursed loudly.
These days, even old men cannot be underestimated. This old man from the cemetery can understand this gesture, which fully shows that today’s elderly people are also advancing with the times!
Lin Feng rushed all the way to the bus stop, got on the bus and rushed back to Zhixiang Middle School. However, by the time he arrived at Zhixiang Middle School, it was a little too late. It was already close to ten o'clock in the morning.
Zhixiang Middle School has regulations that lock the school door after 8:30 in the morning. As for teachers being late, the time is slightly relaxed, but it must not exceed 9:00. In the half hour from 8:30 to 9:00, if the teacher is late,
If you are late, the security guard at the school gate will open the door. If it is after nine o'clock, the security guard will not open the door. The dean of students will need to speak before the door is opened.
"Brother, just open the door!" Lin Feng said to the security guard standing at the door of the security duty room. He had been arguing with this security guard for a long time, but the security guard refused to open the door.
The security guard looked embarrassed and said, "Teacher Lin, it's not that I won't open the door for you, but you also have to be considerate of me? If I open the door for you and the dean of students finds out, my job will be ruined. Otherwise, my job will be ruined."
, can you think of another way to get in?" As he spoke, the security guard pointed to the low wall with his eyes.
"The teacher also climbed the wall to enter the school?" Lin Feng asked in shock, with an unbelievable look on his face. It could be clearly seen from the security guard's eyes that a teacher had done this before. Otherwise, how could he hint to himself like this?
The security guard covered his mouth with his hand and coughed twice. After scanning around to make sure no one was around, he quietly approached Lin Feng, lowered his voice and said, "It's okay, just crawl away. I can't see anything."
"Damn, what nonsense is this? I've heard of students climbing up walls to skip classes, but I've never heard of teachers climbing up walls to teach in schools." Lin Feng muttered, looked at the low wall, and walked away quickly.
Go over, jump up to the top of the wall with a slight jump, and then quickly jump down from the top of the wall.
At this moment, a sharp whistle sounded from the office building. The dean of students stood in the corridor of the office building, blowing the whistle and pointing at Lin Feng, and then quickly ran down the stairs of the office building.
"Holy shit, is this girl waiting for me on purpose?" Lin Feng couldn't help but be startled when he saw this scene, then he realized what he was doing and accelerated towards the teaching building.
Are you kidding me? What good can come of being caught by Sun Bin? This girl is not on the right track with me in the first place!
"Lin Feng, stop!" The dean of students just ran down the office building when he saw Lin Feng quickly running towards the teaching building and shouted loudly while chasing him.
How could Lin Feng stop? He pretended not to hear what the dean said. Lin Feng ran faster, as if a rabbit had been frightened. He rushed up the steps of the teaching building in a few steps, and then quickly headed towards the direction of Class 8, Grade 2
Run away.
At this time, the class had just begun, and many teachers were walking toward the teaching building with handouts under their arms. They saw Lin Feng and the dean of students chasing each other and running away. They all looked dumbfounded.
Chen Duyuan is a very dedicated old teacher. Although he has just started class, he has already arrived at the door of the classroom of Class 8, Grade 2.
Lin Feng saw Chen Duyuan and said loudly: "Teacher Chen, I'll change classes with you."
Hearing Lin Feng's words, Chen Duyuan stood still, stopped pushing the door, and asked: "Teacher Lin, do you want to change classes with me?"
In ordinary schools, it is not a big deal for teachers to exchange classes with each other, and it happens from time to time. It's just that in Zhixiang Middle School, the requirements are stricter, so this kind of thing happens less often.
"Yes, I have something to do today, so I have to change classes with Teacher Chen." Lin Feng had already reached the door of Class 8, Grade 2, and said quickly.
"Okay." Thinking that Lin Feng was the head teacher of Class 8, Grade 2, Chen Duyuan finally nodded in agreement and left with the handout under his arm.
Lin Feng quickly opened the door and walked into the classroom, patted his chest and said, "Fortunately, I didn't catch up with this guy."
The students in Class 8, Grade 2, all looked at Lin Feng with expressions that looked like monsters. I didn’t blame them. Lin Feng looked so cool at this time. His hair was a mess, and he was covered in mud.
It looked like he had been raped and thrown into the wilderness.
Combined with what Lin Feng said just now, all the students in Class 8, Grade 2, started to think in the wrong direction.
"Teacher Lin, what's wrong with you?" Li Lei covered his mouth and laughed, and said: "Yesterday you just taught girls self-defense. Could it be possible that you met a really ugly girl with a better physique than you?
*?"
After saying this, Li Lei added: "Hey, Teacher Lin, I deeply sympathize with your experience!"
Li Lei's pretentious gesture immediately caused all the students in Class 8, Grade 2, to burst out laughing.
"What nonsense are you talking about? The teacher just had to go away for something yesterday." Lin Feng said with a glare, and walked towards the podium at the same time.
"Well, well, it seems that the place where the incident occurred is in the wilderness, which is very consistent with Teacher Lin's current miserable situation." Han Ruoyi nodded and said with a smile on her face.
The students in Class 8, Grade 2, burst into laughter again...
"Hey, teacher, I really feel sad for you!" Lin Feng sighed and said: "I don't want to study all day long, and my head is full of dirty thoughts! Not to mention that the teacher has not encountered evil, he has encountered evil. The teacher is like this
Can you give in easily? I am not bragging to you, but the woman who can use force on me is not even born yet!"
"Oh, there's no point in being strong?" Qin Yu looked like she suddenly realized, and then Lin Feng continued: "Then Teacher Lin met a beautiful woman in the wilderness yesterday? You surrendered immediately, in
Is it dark in the wilderness?"
"Hahahaha..." Class 8, Grade 2, was so excited that the building collapsed with laughter.
Lin Feng had a dark look on his face. Facing this group of students, no matter how you explain, it's useless.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and the words of Sun Bin, the dean of students, rang in the corridor outside the classroom: "Lin Feng, why are you running? Come out!"
"Dean, I'm in class. Please don't disturb me. If you have any questions, we can talk to you after class." Lin Feng shouted towards the locked classroom door.
The dean of students outside the door was furious. Lin Feng actually used this trick against him again? Could it be that he had to go to the board of directors again to complain?
Lin Feng, you underestimate this dean too much! Today I have to ask you to open the classroom door and come out for me!
Sun Bin, the dean of students, took a deep breath to calm his rapid breathing and shouted: "You ran away when you saw me. Did you do something shameful and you didn't dare to see me?"
"Dean of Discipline, you don't have to be wishful thinking. I won't open the classroom door." Lin Feng immediately understood what the dean of discipline was thinking and said immediately: "I won't go out."
"Lin Feng, come out here." The dean of students yelled angrily.
"If you don't come out, you won't come out. What can you do to me?" Lin Feng replied proudly in the classroom.
The purpose of the dean's words was to provoke Lin Feng to open the door and walk out of the classroom, and then pursue the issue of his disheveled clothes and being late for work. However, he did not know that at this time, Class 8 of Grade 2 was teasing Lin Feng about the incident he had suffered last night.
Hearing the conversation between the dean of students and Lin Feng, the impure thoughts of the students in Class 8, Grade 2, suddenly became even more filthy.
Class monitor Cheng Haifeng screamed strangely: "Oh, mygod! It's really a mess. What happened between the dean of students and Teacher Lin? One suspects that the other party has done something shameful behind his back, and the other one advises the other party not to have wishful thinking. Is it possible?
, do you really agree with that sentence, is it the right way to be gay?"
The conversation between the Dean of Students and Lin Feng was originally nothing, but when Cheng Haifeng explained it in such a distorted way, it suddenly changed!
Originally it was just a burst of laughter, but at this moment, not only everyone was laughing, but some were laughing so hard that they shed tears, and some were laughing hard while thumping their desks...
Ye Rou bit her lower lip desperately and moved her fingers quickly on the tablet. A post was about to be published, and this post would soon detonate the campus forum of Zhixiang Middle School!
"Teacher Lin, what did you do last night? Did you really do something shameful behind the dean's back? Are you really sorry for the dean? Don't you know that this is the deepest harm to the dean?
?" Zheng Hao, the frail PE class representative, made an exaggerated and lyrical gesture and asked three questions in a row...
"Boom!" Finally, someone couldn't help laughing, and someone jumped up!
Lin Feng had a black line on his face and was about to cry without tears. He said speechlessly: "Human beings can no longer stop you!"