Chapter 104: Be careful that the sea will get pregnant
Ting Huaxiao said that the reason why Lu Wushuang was angry was that Wang Tao didn't touch her breasts. Sandao and Ao Xiaoyun looked at each other and turned to Wang Tao.
"My boss, I think you are destined to be lucky and blessed." Ao Xiaoyun laughed.
Sandao circled Wang Tao twice, scratched his head and said: "I can't see what makes you stand out. You are not as tall as me, your face is not as handsome as Xiaoyun, and your temperament is not as cool as Huaxiao. But why are all the beauties so willing?
Around you?"
Wang Tao smiled at the three young men in front of him and said, "It's because I have a good character."
"Tch--here we go again." The three young men said with disdain.
Without the beauty by their side, the four handsome young men ate barbecue and talked freely. When drinking beer, they didn’t use cups at all, instead they put their mouths to the mouth of the bottle and blew in big gulps.
Sandao burped and asked Wang Tao, "Boss, whose romantic action movies do you usually watch?"
Wang Tao thought for a moment and said, "I love watching movies by Stephen Chow and Jackie Chan the most, as well as Fat Brother and Jet Li. They are all very classic. I love watching them all."
Sandao frowned, blinking and said, "That's not what I'm talking about, I'm talking about that kind of thing, you know."
Wang Tao wondered: "Which one? I don't understand. I just like to watch movies about these kung fu stars. Of course, I often watch mainland Chinese New Year blockbusters. Some of the directors have done pretty well."
Sandao and Ao Xiaoyun looked at each other in confusion. Ao Xiaoyun asked: "My dear boss, do you really not understand? Or are you pretending to be confused?"
Wang Tao scratched his head and said, "What are you talking about? I don't understand."
Sandao and Ao Xiaoyun examined Wang Tao for three minutes. They looked at each other and Sandao said: "It seems true. Our boss is too primitive. He needs some adult education. This is a glorious and arduous task.
I’ll leave it to you, Xiaoyun.”
"Get out of here!" Ao Xiaoyun went up and gave San Dao a kick, but San Dao burped and easily dodged. "A gentleman talks but doesn't do anything. Why would you touch a good brother? If you can bear it,
Let the boss continue to be neglected like this. I will reluctantly help our boss."
"By the way, boss, do you like Japanese, Korean, or European and American ones? I'll give you the seeds later." Sandao approached Wang Tao and said.
Wang Tao finally understood. It turned out that these two guys were talking about the kind of banned pornographic movies. These two bad guys were simply too hateful. They already knew that they had never seen those kinds of movies, so they didn't get one or two for themselves.
She even came here to make fun of herself. She really should be taken out to have her anus exploded.
Hua Xiao looked at the three young men in front of her and smiled without saying a word.
The four of them drank three boxes of beer. After paying, they walked towards the beach in three steps. They didn't want anything to happen to the five delicate beauties. Although Wang Tao knew that Sha Pi and Zhu Zhu had been secretly protecting Xiao Bai. Only
God knows, if other women are in danger, they will help enthusiastically.
Stepping on the soft beach, the sea breeze caressed the cheeks. The four young men took off their shirts. They closed their arms and walked side by side on the beach. Facing the sea and backing to the barbecue stall, people immediately felt relaxed and happy.
Ao Xiaoyun casually picked up a shell from the beach and blew it with his mouth. After blowing for a while, he said proudly: "Listen. This is the sound of the sea crying."
"Please, don't insult Mother Dahai like this, okay?" Sandao curled his lips and said, "Just now I thought it was a dog's fart."
"Let your sister go!" Ao Xiaoyun left Baker and started to chase Sandao. Sandao laughed and ran away, leaving a series of big foot prints on the beach.
Looking at the endless sea in front of him, Wang Tao suddenly thought of Yuanbao Bay in his village. Qiao Meigui drew a huge pie for himself. He just didn't know how it would taste in the future.
The pigtails on Huaxiao's head were messed up by the sea breeze. Her slightly longer black hair fluttered in the wind. From the side, she looked even more handsome than a woman.
"I think you look like a woman." Wang Tao said to Hua Xiao with a smile.
"You're right." Hua Xiao was not angry, but explained in a calm tone. "They all said that I have been a boy and a girl since I was a child. I followed my mother. More than ten years later, it still hasn't changed."
"Then your mother must be very beautiful." Wang Tao praised. His tone was sincere and there was no suspicion of flattery.
"Yes. My mother is very beautiful." Hua Xiao's cold eyes became very gentle at this moment.
Sandao and Ao Xiaoyun were tired from the fuss, panting heavily, and returned to the two of them. Ao Xiaoyun said: "It seems they have gone far, Sandao and I ran far away without seeing their shadows.
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"Maybe they are going home?" Wang Tao said. However, if the five women really wanted to leave, they would definitely say hello to them in advance. Then I thought about it, there are ace bodyguards Shapi and Zhuzhu secretly protecting them.
Nothing should happen.
The three of them were sitting on the beach. Wang Tao suddenly said: "I think it's very unfair. Why should I be the boss? I protest. I suggest that we choose the boss again."
"Your protest alone is ineffective. Each of us who agrees to let you be the boss has one vote. Three to one, we win, and you are still our boss." Ao Xiaoyun said with a smile.
Wang Tao felt that he really didn't have the energy to take care of his younger brother at the moment. Besides, he was still such a young man who was afraid of chaos in the world.
"The truth is often in the hands of a few people. I propose that we re-elect the boss," Wang Tao said.
Unexpectedly, this time, Hua Xiao actually agreed with both hands. In this way, it was a tie, two to two.
Wang Tao said: "We use a special way to elect the boss."
"In what way?" The three young men all gathered together and asked curiously.
"Let's have a pee competition. Whoever urinates farther will be the boss." Wang Tao suggested.
"How shameless." Ao Xiaoyun laughed.
"I like it." Sandao said with an extremely lewd smile.
"You can think of such a bad idea." Hua couldn't help laughing and shook her head.
So, the four young men stood on the beach, facing the sea, and the four of them unsheathed their guns at the same time. Wang Tao said: "I am still the boss so far. I will shout start and everyone will urinate together."
No problem. The three young men said together.
"Get ready - start!" Wang Tao said.
So the three faucets sprayed into the sea. After Wang Tao gave the order, but he didn't pee, he quickly ran behind the three young men and slapped each of them on the buttocks.
"Hey! Boss, you are so stupid! Wow! Why can't I control my pee?" San Dao exclaimed.
"Mine too." Ao Xiaoyun shouted. "Boss---brother, what did you do to us?"
I saw that the three faucets were more than twice as powerful as before. It turned out that the three naughty years were holding back their urine just now. They wanted to continue to give up the boss's position to Wang Tao. Among the three faucets, Hua Xiao's pee was the furthest and the highest.
Xiaoyun followed. Of course, three swords are not bad either.
Watching the three naughty men showing off to their fullest, Wang Tao took out his weapon with a contented expression and slowly peeed into the sea. He also joked: "Three brothers, they are really fierce. Be careful that Dahai will get pregnant."