How do men put out fires for themselves? Men with wives are of course sexually blessed to have sex. But what about those miserable children without wives?
Some men spend two bucks to find a hair-washing room, then have a good time and leave with their guns in hand.
Some men are busy with their left and right hands alternately in front of the computer screen.
There are also those who can't even afford a computer, so they just look at the sexy cover of a certain beautiful actress and spray evil fire on the wall.
As for Wang Tao, who has no wife, has never been to a shampoo room, has no passion for romantic action movies, and has never been obsessed with any actress. His way to relieve anger is to take a cold shower. He wrote in a book
I have seen it in medical books - one drop of semen, ten drops of blood. Even occasionally, he had nocturnal emissions at night. When he woke up the next day, he still regretted it for a long time. The rich water should not flow to others. Every golden seed of his was needed.
Leave it to your future wife.
As for who will be his wife in the future? Wang Tao thought of all the women he knew. Haha~ With his talent and Yushu Linfeng's temperament, almost every woman has the possibility.
After taking a shower, Wang Tao was shirtless and quietly returned to his room with his clothes. Subconsciously, he wanted to reach out and turn on the light. But after thinking about it again, he decided not to. The sound of the light switch would alert Lin Qianxue next door.
, and also, the most electricity is consumed at the moment when the lights are just turned on, so we must respond to the national policy of energy conservation and emission reduction.
So, Wang Tao closed the door and groped in the darkness to his bedside. He stretched out and lay down slowly. It was not as delicious as dumplings, but as uncomfortable as lying down. Lying down was so good.
Three times five times two, Wang Tao took off his pants. He was only wearing a pair of boxer briefs. He stretched out comfortably on the bed. He yawned and stretched out his hand. Suddenly, he touched something plush, which was pretty good.
Stinging your hands——Nima! What is it?!
Wang Tao's first reaction was to throw away the stuffed things, stand up and jump out of bed.
ah!!
Almost at the same time, the furry thing made a hysterical scream.
The hair on Wang Tao's back stood up. Like a rabbit, he ran to the door, turned on the light with a bang, and picked up the broom behind the door.
"What are you?" Wang Tao asked with trembling lips. The fluffy thing just pricked his hand, and his first reaction was - a hedgehog. How could a hedgehog come to his bed in the middle of the night?
Is someone trying to destroy himself?
"You are the thing! What did you say? You hurt others---ouch---my head---it hurts so much---"
The sound came from something plush. Turning on the light, Wang Tao could see clearly this time. There was a hedgehog there? Isn't this the little girl Lin Qianxue? Why was she running into her room in the middle of the night?
By the way! What was the fluffy thing that he touched just now? Wang Tao was very puzzled. When he looked at Lin Qianxue's head, he suddenly realized that it was the little girl's hair that had hairspray on it. Her hair was already short.
Apply hairspray and it really feels like a little hedgehog.
Wang Tao patted his chest in a dignified manner and gasped: "It turns out to be Xiaoxue. If you're not sleeping in your own room, why did you come to my room?"
Unexpectedly, Lin Qianxue rubbed her sleepy eyes with her white and tender hands, and asked fiercely: "What did you just say? What is that? I am a young and beautiful woman, who are you?"
Wang Tao scratched his head and said: "Sorry, Xiaoxue, I made a mistake. I just touched a plush and prickly thing on the bed. I thought it was ---"
"What do you think it is?"
"nothing."
"Speak! I order you to speak!!"
"Really?" Wang Tao asked, touching his nose.
"If you don't tell me, I--I will shout loudly now, 'Indecent assault!' 'R-rape!'" Lin Qianxue pretended to shout, gesturing wildly in the air with her two little hands.
When Wang Tao heard this, he broke out in a cold sweat. Why do little girls today know so much? It's all caused by the hateful computers. They were just the skin of green apples, but they have the hearts of extremely ripe red apples.
"Okay." Wang Tao begged for mercy. "But you must not be angry if I tell you."
"I'm only angry if you don't tell me." Lin Qianxue pouted her rosy mouth and said. Unexpectedly, she just made gestures with her two little hands in the air, and the bag of her tank top hung down. So - revealing what was inside.
A green apple----Wang Tao was about to tell the truth, but he saw the green apple accidentally exposed by Lin Qianxue. He couldn't help but spit hard.
Tsk~ It turns out that Lin Qianxue's small breasts are really like the shape of a green apple. A small, round and soft curvature. A bright red acacia bean is embedded in the center of the red apple. It makes people look at it endlessly.
Wang Tao admitted that he was not a lolita fan, but when he saw such a perfect green apple, the balance in Wang Tao's heart began to waver.
The beast Wang Tao reminded him loudly, buddy, it would be a pity to let such a top-notch little loli go. One word---Go! The gentleman Wang Tao said: Beast! How can you do such a thing? You must know that she is your father's classmate.
My dear daughter, if you even look at someone else’s green apple, you should dig out your eyeballs.
The beast Wang Tao kicked him and hit the gentleman Wang Tao in the abdomen. The beast Wang Tao smiled evilly and said: Haha~ If you don't date a girl, it would be a treason. In one word---go! Eat her acacia beans, gnaw off her green apple, and then
, Hehe~ The gentleman Wang Tao vomited blood. It was not until the end that he truly understood that the voice hidden in his heart was ---!
Just when Wang Tao was about to speak and was thinking wildly, Lin Qianxue lowered her head and saw her green apple. She couldn't help but scream. She protected her chest with both hands. She stared at Wang Tao with her eyes, gnashing her teeth.
He scolded: "Smelly hooligan!"
"-----"
Wang Tao was speechless. Does it mean that he is a stinky gangster just by looking at it? You unbuttoned your clothes accidentally. They were eight feet away from you, and they didn’t even touch or touch you. How could you become a stinking gangster?
?
"Are you still watching?" Lin Qianxuejiao scolded.
Wang Tao turned his head wisely. Lin Qianxue buttoned up and jumped out of bed. She ran behind Wang Tao and kicked Wang Tao's butt with her leg.
"Let you act like a hooligan again!"
Wang Tao screamed in pain and almost fell to the wall.
"My sister-in-law, what's wrong with you? You came to someone's room in the middle of the night, frightened them so much that they didn't even know how to apologize, and you kicked them?"
"Isn't it all because of you?" Lin Qianxue said. "If someone waits for you on the left side of your room and you don't come back, and if you don't come back on the right side of your room, then you are sleepy."
"It's not impossible for you to sleep in my room. But you can turn on the light. I was kicked so unfairly." Wang Tao sighed.
"I can't sleep with the light on." Lin Qianxue said matter-of-factly.
