Xiaobai raised his head, looked at Wang Tao through his sunglasses without blinking, and asked, "Do you think I'm sick?"
"You have a mental illness." Wang Tao said with his hair thrown down.
Xiao Bai was stunned for a moment, then her rosy lips revealed a beautiful arc, and she smiled and said: "Hey, you're really accurate. My sister always said I was neurotic when I was a kid. So what do you mean by this? Face-to-face consultation.
?You can’t tell. Please check my pulse to see if I have any other diseases.”
As he spoke, Xiaobai stretched out his fair and shiny arms like jade lotus roots.
Wang Tao shrugged and sighed: "No need to check your pulse, your illness is hopeless. In the middle of the night, you drove drunk, rushed into my room, and even made me sing while drinking. Why don't you say you're crazy?"
Xiaobai scratched his head angrily, pouted his lips, and said with an aggrieved look: "Isn't that intentional? I came back from the party last night just because I wanted to drink. I searched several streets and saw the light on at your door.
,so-----"
Wang Tao said: "So you just drove in, right? Miss, please. Say hello in advance before rushing in next time. I'm so mentally prepared."
"Oh---I know." Xiaobai responded smoothly. But when he looked up and saw Wang Tao's murderous eyes, he immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing. "No--I will never be drunk again."
Let’s drive.”
Wang Tao sighed softly and said, "Tell me how much wine you drank last night?"
"Why are you asking? I can't remember whether it was two bottles or three bottles----"
"No girl drinks so much. Use your fingers to press the outer three inches below your knees and see if you feel anything." Wang Tao said with a mysterious face.
"Ah! It hurts." Xiaobai exclaimed.
"Very good, you can press five inches above the ankle and see how it feels." Wang Tao continued to talk.
"Wrong." Seeing Xiaobai's fumbling to find the acupuncture point, Wang Tao pointed out: "It's the outside, the top five inches, not the inside. If you go up further, you can touch the root of the thigh."
After giving Wang Tao a hard look, Xiaobai spat: "Big bastard, you dare to eat my tofu?"
Wang Tao shook his head, "I only like to eat kelp shreds and potato shreds. I don't like tofu."
No longer paying attention to Wang Tao, Xiaobai lowered his head to find the acupuncture point.
"Ah! It hurts." Xiaobai's face changed. He hugged Wang Tao's arm and asked for help: "What's wrong with me? Am I about to die?"
His whole arm was wrapped and rubbed by two soft hemispheres. Wang Tao's heart was beating wildly, but he quickly calmed down and pretended to chuckle. This time, the lawless little white fox finally knew he was afraid.
"Three inches outside the knee is Zusanli, which is a large point on the liver meridian. Five inches above the ankle is Guangming point, which is the key point in the gallbladder meridian. You were very drunk last night, which hurt both the liver and the liver.
Dare, in a situation like yours——" Wang Tao deliberately lengthened his voice.
"How---how? Can I still be saved? Will I die?" Xiaobai asked urgently, and the extra-large sunglasses on the bridge of his nose slid down without even realizing it.
"It's hopeless." Wang Tao said decisively.
"Wow - why is this happening?" Xiaobai screamed. It was so shrill and scary that it startled a few passers-by not far away and hurriedly walked away.
"It's your illness---" Wang Tao finally found the pleasure of treating the little white fox.
"Come on, tell me, is there any cure?" Xiao Bai's face really became a real white face.
"There is a cure--but you have to fix the door for me first," Wang Tao said.
"Is this a threat?"
"Calculate."
"Okay, let's go get the money now." Xiaobai said quickly.
"Hey, wait for me. Your glasses fell to the ground." Wang Tao didn't expect this little woman to walk so fast. It put him, a man, to shame.
Xiaobai put on his glasses again and urged: "Let's go, hurry up."
Seeing the two bags hanging on Xiaobai's elbows, Wang Tao suddenly recalled something.
"Hey, Xiaobai, I remember you were only carrying one bag when you went out. Why is there an extra bag now? Could it be that you stole a bag from someone else's store?"
Xiaobai stopped and said with a proud look on his face: "I still steal it? The manager of the store gave it to me, and he also gave me a VIP card."
"Why did he give you a VIP card?" Wang Tao was puzzled.
"Because I said I was your girlfriend."
"------"
Wang Tao was completely speechless, how could someone plagiarize the fruits of other people's labor like this?
After taking two steps forward, Xiaobai suddenly stopped and turned around and said, "I forgot to warn you. I just said it casually. Don't even think about taking advantage of me."
Wang Tao smiled bitterly and said: "Don't make any mistake, you were the one who took advantage of me last night, okay?"
"Last night?" Xiaobai frowned, "I have forgotten. God will forgive any drunk woman."
"I'm a little doubtful whether you are really drunk or pretending to be drunk," Wang Tao said.
"I don't know either. Sometimes I'm obviously drunk, but I feel very clear-headed. Sometimes I'm obviously not drunk, but I feel like I'm drunk." Xiaobai said painfully.
"You are really sick." Wang Tao thought of Xiaobai's abnormal behavior last night and got goosebumps all over his body.
"That's why I asked you, a great doctor, to treat me. Let's go and see if there is an ATM in front of me." Xiaobai said.
Not far ahead, there was indeed an ATM near an open-air square. Xiaobai took out a golden bank card from Xiaokun's bag and stuffed it in. The ATM reminded: Please enter your password. Xiaobai entered the password.
The ATM reminded: Please enter it again. Xiaobai entered it again. The ATM stopped responding.
Xiaobai wondered: "Why don't you pay? Is the machine broken?"
After waiting for a long time, there was still no response. Xiaobai stamped his feet anxiously. He reached out to get the card, but the bank card was swallowed by the ATM and he could not get it out.
"What should I do? This time I only brought one bank card with me, but I didn't take out the money, and now the card has been swallowed."
Wang Tao walked around the ATM, always feeling that something was wrong. TV often showed that criminals planted equipment next to the ATM to steal the bank information of the cashier. But after walking around the ATM, he felt that something was wrong.
I didn't find anything wrong with it.
I don't know when a queue formed behind Xiaobai. Four young men lined up behind Xiaobai. A young man with curly hair at the front kept urging: "Beauty in front of you, have you finished withdrawing the money? Look, you are standing.
It's been a long time, if you have nothing to do, please give in. I'm in a hurry to withdraw money, and our old man is still lying in the hospital, waiting for my money to go back to save his life." The three people behind him also kept urging.
