As soon as Wang Tao finished speaking, the old beggar clapped his hands and applauded: "Well said, being immoral is also a disease. If young people have this awareness, they should be enlightened."
Although the people around him were very disdainful of the old beggar, they all smiled kindly and no one refuted him.
The old beggar burped, staggered up to the sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked man, and asked with a smile: "Do you have a conscience?"
The man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks scratched his arm in pain, glanced at the old beggar incomprehensibly, then turned to look at Wang Tao who was sitting firmly in the central military tent, and said vaguely: "---Yes---I have a conscience--
-"
The old beggar knelt down and approached the man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. He reached out his hand and touched his chest in a decent manner, and said with a smile: "I didn't feel it."
It made everyone laugh all their lives.
The man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks lowered his head in shame.
The old beggar stood up, smiled and said to everyone: "To express my gratitude to the little doctor and the little boss for this meal. I am an old beggar and rely on my old age to sell myself. Let me tell you why he has no conscience." After speaking, he pointed.
A man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks is squatting on the ground.
Everyone looked at the old beggar curiously, who was still hungry just now and was dying. Why did he become so energetic after just one meal? Everyone looked at him curiously to see what nonsense he could say.
The old beggar took out a crumpled cigarette from his pocket without being noticed, handed it to Wang Tao, and said: "Little boss, take one."
Wang Tao repeatedly waved his hand and said that he did not smoke. The old beggar lit it by himself, took a puff of it happily, and exhaled a thick puff of smoke without anyone else, and said with a smile: "A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god. So happy!"
Then, he looked around at everyone and said with a smile: "It is said that a long time ago, there was a master carpenter who was very good at carpentry skills. Later, many people came to learn the craftsmanship. The master carpenter selected a young man named Xia San among the people, and then he
carpentry
The craftsmanship was passed down from hand to hand. The young apprentice Xia San learned very quickly, and soon he had mastered the old carpenter's craftsmanship. Then he left without saying goodbye and started his own business. The old carpenter didn't even have a sawing partner until the end of his life.
The apprentice did well after establishing his own business.
One day, he secretly ran back to see if the master was mad. Unexpectedly, the scene in front of him shocked him. He saw the master sawing with a wooden man. The two of them cooperated very well. The little apprentice secretly took notes next to him.
The height of the wooden man
, size, and the wood used. After returning, the little apprentice also made a wooden man himself, but the wooden man would not move. So, the little apprentice returned to the master with an uneasy mood and asked him why the wooden man he made could not move.
move---"
The old beggar imitated the carpenter's frown at one moment, and imitated the clumsy movements of the wooden man at another, which attracted everyone's laughter. The little girl even sat on her grandfather's lap and was very happy.
The two young nurses, Han Xue and Lu Wushuang, also stopped what they were doing and turned to look at the dirty old beggar standing in the open space of the room playing with his treasures.
Wang Tao was sitting at his desk and wrote a few words on the paper with a ballpoint pen. Then he folded it and looked at the old beggar playing with his treasures with a smile.
The old beggar had sold out his walnut-skinned face with a smile on his face. He looked around at the crowd and said, "The master did not scold the unfilial apprentice for leaving without permission. Instead, he asked the apprentice with a smile: 'Have you ever measured a wooden man?'
Head?” The apprentice nodded seriously and said, “I measured it. It’s exactly the same as your wooden man.”
.’ The master asked: ‘Then have you measured the legs and hands of the wooden man?’ The apprentice nodded and said: ‘Yes, they are exactly the same as your wooden man.’ The master continued to ask: ‘Then have you measured the legs and hands?’ The apprentice shook his head.
, said no. The master laughed and said: 'How can you learn well from the master if you have no conscience?'"
"Did you hear that, young man?" the old beggar said with a smile, looking at the sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked man squatting on the ground anxiously scratching his heart with his claws. "You have no conscience! Not only did you not help the old man up when you bumped into him, you even kicked him. Hehe~ Yours
Your conscience has been devoured by dogs a long time ago! You said you don’t even have a conscience, would a miracle doctor treat a wolf-hearted guy?"
"Well said! If a man has no conscience, the miracle doctor will not treat him!" the gray-haired old man cheered.
"Such a wolf-hearted person should not be treated." The fat aunt curled her lips.
"Good will be rewarded with good, evil will be rewarded with evil, and evil will be rewarded with evil. It's not that there will be no retribution. The time has not yet come, but when the time comes, all will be repaid. Haha~ What the ancestors said makes sense." The flat-headed man said with a smile.
For a time, everyone was talking loudly, and they all denounced the man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. It seemed that the man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks just bumped into the old man and then kicked him. He should be pulled out and shot.
The man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks squatted on the ground in infinite grievance, hunched over like a pitiful little monkey.
Wang Tao asked the sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked man coldly: "Do you really want to relieve the itching?"
The sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked man shook his scratched bloody arm, nodded hurriedly, and said: "Of course it's true---doctor---miraculous doctor--please, help me! I'm itching to death---"
"If you want to relieve the itching, I have a secret recipe." Wang Tao said.
"The disease you have is called 'Hundred Claws Scratching the Heart'. Just scratching your arms is useless. You need to use 'Daughter's Saliva' to reassure you before it can be cured."
"What is 'daughter's saliva'? Please ask the miracle doctor to prescribe medicine immediately ---" the man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks said impatiently.
"The so-called 'daughter's saliva' refers to the saliva of virgins. However, we don't seem to have any virgins here." Wang Tao looked around, pretending to visit one side, and then said.
"Miracle doctor, please stop being so pretentious - tell me quickly, what is a virgin? No matter how much it costs, I still want to buy this 'daughter's saliva' - it's tickling me to death -"
"The so-called 'daughter's saliva' of virgins is actually the saliva of little girls." Wang Tao said.
"The little girl's saliva --- the little girl's saliva ---" The man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks looked eagerly for the little girl in the crowd with his small eyes.
Suddenly, his two eyes stopped on Niu Niu, who was sitting on the lap of the old man with the white beard, and the old man with the white beard was the "old immortal who doesn't look at the road" he just bumped into.
Coincidence! Bloody!
The man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks regretted so much that he wanted to hit his head against the wall. He raised his head and looked at Wang Tao with pleading eyes.
Wang Tao said coldly: "'Daughter Saliva' is easy to find."
The man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks ran to the old man with the white beard in frustration, and said with a pleading face: "Old man, you don't remember the faults of villains - I was blind just now - I am not a human being - I deserve to die
---Please, let this little sister spit on me two mouthfuls of 'daughter saliva'."
