"I was on the rooftop of the boys' dormitory. I saw you, yes, it was the four of you." said the masturbating man.
"So, can you see the faces of the four of us clearly?" Wang Tao asked with a smile.
"Of course I can see the faces of you four clearly." The masturbating man said with certainty.
"But, it was so late, what did you use to see our four faces clearly? Light or moonlight?" Wang Tao continued to ask.
"Moonlight. Of course I can see the faces of the four of you clearly with the help of moonlight." The masturbating man said confidently.
"You lied!"
Wang Tao suddenly said angrily. "Today is the second day of the Lunar New Year, which means that last night was the first day of the Lunar New Year. There was no moon in the sky at all. You are totally lying!!"
quiet!
Surprisingly quiet!
Many people began to recall the moonlight last night. In the ivory tower, boys and girls usually date in front of flowers and under the moonlight. However, it seems that there was no moonlight last night. So in other words--"Why do men masturbate?"
Lying? Since everyone has gained the stolen goods now, why would he lie?"
Many people whispered in confusion.
"Of course he is going to lie." Wang Tao turned his head and faced the hundreds of spectators in the audience. He said word for word. "Because, the real underwear thief is him - the masturbator!"
The audience was in an uproar.
"How could it be? The masturbating man is as timid as a mouse. How could he have the guts to steal girls' underwear?"
"But, since it wasn't him, why did he lie just now? There was obviously no moonlight last night."
For a time, there were different opinions.
Principal Hei's dark face was so dark that he could almost drip with water. Captain Liu frowned. This matter seemed to be far from being as simple as it seemed. Shen Chen gritted his teeth with hatred and stared at Wang Tao's back with resentment.
Ao Xiaoyun and Sandao Huaxiao couldn't help but look at each other. The three of them chuckled almost at the same time. It felt like a stone fell to the ground. The boss took action, one against the other. The boss was worthy of being their boss.
"Do you know why I put my nose close to your finger just now?" Wang Tao asked the masturbator loudly.
The masturbating man shook his head with a pale face, his eyes blank.
Wang Tao smiled and said: "Because I want to judge whether you have touched the underwear of these girls. You know, these girls often put some incense spices or perfume on their breasts. Even if they are washed with soap,
Even if you wash it, it will be difficult to wash it off. And the smell of no less than ten perfumes remains on your hands. Could you tell me that you have a hobby of wearing more than ten different perfumes?"
"Even if you have a hobby of wearing more than a dozen kinds of perfume, I can tell you that you made a very serious mistake by masturbating your male classmates. Yesterday was Saturday, and the rooftop of the boys' dormitory was not open. Also, you
Do you know the distance between the boys’ dormitory and the girls’ dormitory?
How far? If you say you don’t know, I can tell you. One thousand and nine meters. Do you know what the concept of one thousand and nine meters is? That is the altitude of Laoshan Mountain in Qingdao. It is such a long distance, unless you use a telescope
Only then can you clearly see the people on the girls’ rooftop.”
Wang Tao said coldly to the masturbating man: "Even if you have a habit of peeking into the girls' dormitory with a telescope, you just lied and said that you could see the faces of the four of us clearly with the help of moonlight. And there was no moonlight at all last night. So,
all your testimonies
They were all pushed down, four words---you are lying! And your hands have the smell of more than a dozen perfumes commonly used by girls, plus you are a witness to the theft of girls' underwear. I think it is
Witnessed yourself stealing girls’ underwear? Masturbating your male classmates?”
Quiet, there was a strange silence.
Suddenly, applause sounded like fried beans in the conference room.
"It turns out that we misunderstood these four boys. It turned out that they didn't steal the girls' underwear at all."
"The disgusting masturbating male thief is shouting to catch the thief. Such despicable tricks are used. It is simply too disgusting!"
"I never expected that that handsome guy's nose is sharper than a dog's. He can even smell the perfume left on his hands after masturbating men steal girls' underwear."
At this moment, everyone was conquered by Wang Tao's astute reasoning and eloquent words.
Under the eyes of suspicion, questioning, ridicule, and contempt, the masturbating man finally collapsed. His body shook, and he sat down on the ground. His face was pale and without any blood.
Wang Tao smiled at the masturbating man in a gentle tone: "Which man doesn't want to be horny? It's no big deal if a man has bad habits. But it would be too pitiful if a man is willing to be taken advantage of by others. A horny man can only be said to be a coquettish man.
A man who is suave and willing to be taken advantage of can only be said to have no brains!"
Just when everyone turned against each other, looked at the four wronged "medical beasts" in a new light, and glared angrily at the masturbator. Suddenly, the plaintiff, representing the mushroom-headed girl, said loudly: "Don't listen to their nonsense.
, they are simply making excuses. These stolen underwear were found in dormitory 404 of the boys’ dormitory. It is obvious that both the people and the people got the stolen goods.”
"How do you explain this?" the girl with the mushroom head said coldly to Wang Tao.
Wang Tao smiled at the mushroom-headed girl, then turned back to Ao Xiaoyun and said, "Xiaoyun, why don't you take out your surveillance tape?"
Ao Xiaoyun agreed and waved to the audience. A middle-aged man with thinning hair ran to the podium, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead. He reached out and handed Ao Xiaoyun a black video tape.
Ao Xiaoyun took the belt, smiled at the middle-aged man and said, "Uncle Jiu, thank you for your hard work."
Uncle Jiu smiled and shook his head, and said to Ao Xiaoyun: "Master, the car you want has been parked in front of the school for a long time. It can be ordered at any time."
Ao Xiaoyun patted Uncle Jiu on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Uncle Jiu is doing something, I can rest assured."
Uncle Jiu chuckled, turned around, walked off the podium, and quickly left the conference room. He completely ignored everyone present.
Ao Xiaoyun took the tape, turned around and walked to the rostrum, handed it to Captain Liu. He smiled and said: "Who is right and who is wrong is all in this videotape. Huh! The perpetrator never dreamed that I would
In dormitory 404, a miniature camera lens is installed. In the words of our boss, in the face of facts, any conspiracy will fall apart!"
Wang Tao touched his nose and thought to himself: It seems that I have never said this!
The moment the videotape was inserted into the player and played, the masturbating man collapsed on the ground and could no longer stand up.
There were boos in the conference room.
Things have become clear.
On the big screen, a masturbating man sneaked into the boys' dormitory 404 from the balcony next door, rummaged through the four beds, reached under the pillow at the head of a bed and took out a yellow disc with an extremely ambiguous pattern.
Then, he squatted down and stuffed a lot of colorful women's underwear hidden in his arms into a shoe box. Then, he turned around and ran to the balcony, returning to the dormitory next door -----