Wang Tao and Xiaobai stood side by side in the elevator. Xiaobai held Wang Tao's arm and kept talking in a low voice, looking like a young man and woman in love.
"I am very good today, but you are not good at all." Xiaobai pouted and said to Wang Tao.
"What's wrong?" Wang Tao asked in confusion.
"It's all your fault. The flea you caught for me yesterday died." Xiaobai said angrily.
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Wang Tao felt very wronged. You said he was just a lustful flea. If he dies, he will die. What does it have to do with him?
"Did you do anything to that little cutie?" Xiaobai stared at Wang Tao with a pair of big black and white eyes and asked, "Why did it die not long after you left?"
Wang Tao shook his head innocently. This was the first time he had heard of a beautiful woman raising fleas, and it was also the first time he had encountered it.
"I don't believe it. You are the only one who has had close contact with it, so its death must have been caused by you." Xiaobai pouted his red mouth and said angrily.
"Hey? Did you make a mistake?" Wang Tao stopped. "It was obviously you who had close contact with it, and it bit your butt. Have you forgotten?"
Xiao Bai's pretty and pink face flickered, and a hint of crimson appeared. She turned around and looked at the several bodyguards around her. Fortunately, they were all staring at the elevator without blinking. It seemed that they didn't hear Wang Tao's nonsense.
Seeing Wang Tao's smiling face, Xiaobai said: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, see if I don't let Shapi Zhuzhu and the others fix you?!"
Wang Tao shrugged indifferently. Wang Tao was really worried about Shapi and Zhuzi. He was not worried that he would be beaten. Regarding the fierce attacks of the two gorillas, Wang Tao felt that even if he couldn't beat them, he could still dodge them.
The only thing that disgusted him was the fluffy black hair on the two gorillas, and the pungent smell of sweat on the two gorillas. The two of them were too unhygienic, and they carried that strange smell all day long.
, I don’t know how to take a shower, it’s really annoying.
Seeing Wang Tao's silence, Xiaobai thought Wang Tao was really scared and said to Wang Tao: "I want you to accompany me as a little cutie."
Hearing the word "little cutie", Wang Tao got goosebumps all over his body.
Oh my god! Some people actually say that fleas are cute little creatures. What a monster!
Wang Tao thought about it seriously and asked Xiaobai: "Where did the fleas on your body come from? There shouldn't be fleas in a five-star hotel."
Xiaobai shook his head innocently.
The moment Xiaobai shook his head, Wang Tao could clearly see the pores on her pink cheeks, which were delicate and flawless. The fragrance was so fragrant that it made people want to pounce on it and take a bite.
Of course, Wang Tao was just thinking about it. Facing the tall and fat bodyguards around him, he did not dare to act foolishly.
"That's not right." Wang Tao said. "Fleas generally live in dark and humid environments. Then they live on the fur of kittens and puppies." Then, Wang Tao walked around Xiaobai seriously, scratched his head and said:
"Look, you don't have any hair on your body!"
"Disgusting!" Xiaobai chuckled, not angry. She liked Wang Tao like this best, pretending to be silly and funny.
"I'm serious." Wang Tao said.
"I'm serious too." Xiaobai raised his head and looked at Wang Tao, not wanting to let him go.
In the end, Wang Tao was defeated. Because he felt that he had made a mistake. A good man would not fight with a woman. Why did he forget it?
"Have you ever held a kitten or puppy in the past few days?" Wang Tao asked Xiaobai.
Xiaobai's big black and white eyes kept chattering. Wang Tao stared at Xiaobai's eyes for a while. Xiaobai's white eyes were as white as snow, and his black eyes were as black as ink. At first glance, he was healthy and not sick.
, at least there is no liver disease.
"I remembered." Xiaobai suddenly said. "A few days ago, when you were not around, I felt lonely, so I adopted a stray cat on the side of the road."
Wang Tao patted his head and said with a smile: "By the way, that's the problem. Stray cats go through the streets, alleys, sewers, and look for food in the trash cans all day long. They are dirty, can they be free of fleas?
?By the way, why didn’t I see the stray cat in your room last night?”
Xiaobai's big, watery eyes flashed with sadness, and he pouted and said, "Uncle Zheng refused to keep it, so he gave it to the zoo."
Looking at Wang Tao, Xiaobai suddenly flashed his big eyes and said with a smile: "Will you accompany me to the zoo tomorrow to see the little breast? By the way, help me catch two cute little ones on it."
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Wang Tao felt that he had realized a truth at this moment. It turned out that every woman who showed mercy had a purpose. The purpose of Xiaobai taking him to the zoo to see stray cats was actually to catch fleas!
Seeing Wang Tao's silence, Xiaobai shook his arm and said charmingly: "Is it good---is it good--"
"No." Wang Tao said seriously. "I'm afraid that if I don't catch fleas on the stray cat, the fleas will jump on me instead. And you, I won't bother to give you any fleas next time.
catch."
Xiaobai thought about the terrible consequences of being jumped by fleas. To this day, the two big red bumps on his butt still itch when touched, so he feels that what Wang Tao said makes sense.
"Teach you a way to bring fleas back to life." Wang Tao said.
"What a magical method?" Xiaobai's big eyes stared at Wang Tao without blinking, and the light was simply radiant.
"I guess your flea is drunk. When you go back and pour cold water on it, it will definitely come back to life." Wang Tao said with a smile.
"Is it that simple?"
"Of course. What do you think?"
"But how do you know that my little cutie is drunk?" Xiaobai asked with a smile while blinking his big innocent eyes.
"That's not easy. The glass bottle you handed me last night smelled of alcohol. If I guessed correctly, it should have been used to hold alcohol."
"You----" Xiaobai pointed a white and pink finger at Wang Tao's nose and asked. "Since you clearly know that my little cutie will get drunk, why didn't you remind me to change the bottle."
Wang Tao spread his hands and said innocently: "Xiaobai, you must know that fleas are pests. How did I know that you would be interested in that dirty thing and treat it like a treasure?"
"You are not allowed to say that my little cutie is dirty." Xiaobai frowned and said angrily. "It is my high jump champion. You can't jump it even if it's two."
Wang Tao felt very depressed that in Xiao Bai's heart, he was not even as good as a flea. No wonder it was said that women are the best at seeing things different. If he had known this, he should have crushed that hateful flea to death last night!