Chapter 235: Twist again and it will become an eggplant
Wang Tao sat in Xiaobai's Rolls-Royce Phantom, stretched out comfortably and narrowed his eyes slightly.
He was thinking about how to spend the one million on the bank card in his pocket.
Eat fried dough sticks and drink soy milk. You need two bowls of soy milk, drink one bowl and throw away one bowl.
This has always been Wang Tao's dream.
But now that I think about it, it’s too wasteful. After all, there is still a lot of barren land in the northwest, and there are many starving children.
Therefore, Wang Tao interrupted this thought.
There is a Mobile Phone on the left, a Motorola on the right, China Mobile and China Unicom, and I change three numbers a day.
Wang Tao thinks that people who think this way are sick. And they are very sick. Maybe they are burned by money. He still likes his old Nokia. It has a long standby time. The most important thing is that it is resistant to falling. At critical moments, when the grenade is thrown
You can beat away thieves when you go out.
After thinking about it, Wang Tao felt that it would be best to take out all the one million, put it on his bedside, and count it by himself every night before going to bed. Hehe~~ Let's also enjoy the feeling of hand cramps from counting money.
"What are you thinking about? You are smiling so obscenely?" Xiaobai's voice was like a slap in the face, waking up Wang Tao from his sweet dream.
Wang Tao scratched his head and said with a smile: "I didn't think about anything."
"Really? Why did you smile so obscenely without thinking about it?"
"Is this called obscene? Miss, please look carefully. This is called a smile, a smile from the heart. Do you know what is the shortest bridge between two strangers? It is the eyes of two people. Eyes are the windows to the soul.
.And smile, smile is the key to opening each other's small window." Wang Tao said with a smile.
"So you have the key with you?" Xiaobai looked at Wang Tao with a smile.
"Of course." Wang Tao nodded.
"Then open my window." Xiaobai said seriously.
"----------------"
"What's wrong? Didn't you say you had the key with you? Why don't you open my window?" Xiaobai stretched out his hand to hold Wang Tao's arm, blinking repeatedly with his big black and white eyes.
Those who knew knew that she was blinking, but those who didn't know thought that this little woman's eyelids were twitching.
Wang Tao scratched his head and said: "It's a bit difficult to introduce..."
"How difficult is it?"
"The paper on your window is too thick. My key can't open it." Wang Tao wrinkled his face and said in embarrassment.
"What do you mean?" Xiaobai asked suspiciously.
"Actually, it doesn't mean anything else. What I mean is that your eyelids, corners, and eyelids are a bit thicker than others. My skills are still shallow. If I want to open your little window, I have to practice slowly and give it time.
, it can definitely be opened. You have to be patient." Wang Tao said.
"Why don't you say I'm thick-skinned?" Xiaobai said angrily.
"You said that yourself." Wang Tao kept his body as far away from Xiao Bai as possible. "I didn't say that."
"Ah! Dead pig head! Stinky bastard! I'm going to kill you-----"
"Wow! Please don't twist Lun's waist, okay? It hurts----"
"Then where do you want me to screw you?"
"-----Let go. I know I'm wrong. Isn't it okay? Spare your life---Miss Qing'er, spare your life----"
"Haha~~ Are you begging me instead? I just won't forgive you. Let's see if you dare to unite with others to bully me next time?"
Wang Tao cried out in pain with runny nose and tears: "I didn't."
"You still say you haven't?" Xiaobai was furious. "You and that big-breasted woman are playing double act together. You think I can't tell. Tell me, what are you doing sneaking backstage?"
Wang Tao rubbed a piece of tender meat on his waist that had turned blue and then purple after being pinched by Ke Xin, and was now black in Xiao Bai's hands, and said, "We didn't do anything."
"Only ghosts believe it. Don't be afraid to say good things to others. I think you two sneaked up to the backstage and must have done nothing good. You still haven't confessed honestly." Xiaobai stared at Wang Tao unblinkingly with his big black and white eyes.
"Yes. We did go to do bad things." Wang Tao saw that since he couldn't escape, he simply admitted it to avoid suffering any physical pain.
"Woo------"
Xiaobai suddenly covered his face and cried bitterly.
Wang Tao was dumbfounded for a moment. He was at a loss and in a panic.
"Xiaobai, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying-----"
Wang Tao was very puzzled. Even if he and Qiao Meigui did bad things, why did she cry? Is it because he didn't take her with him?
As soon as the driver in front heard the lady's cry, he immediately slowed down and turned around and asked with concern: "Miss, are you okay?"
"Drive your own car!"
Xiaobai's crying suddenly stopped.
The honest driver agreed, turned his head, and continued driving seriously.
"That big-breasted woman is very scheming." Xiaobai wiped the crystal tears on his face and said, "Be careful of being plotted by her."
A woman's face, it's June. The rain comes quickly and the sun shines just as quickly.
Wang Tao stared at Xiaobai seriously for a while, making sure she stopped crying. After her mood recovered, he said: "I know. But now I have boarded her boat. Now we are just grasshoppers on a rope.
I can't hide, and she can't escape."
"You really----really got on the boat?" Xiaobai's pretty face wrinkled slightly and she was about to cry again.
Wang Tao quickly explained: "I don't think it's what you think. She and I only have a business partnership. I--I haven't even touched her hand---"
Wang Tao felt very shameless when he said such words. It is true that he had never touched Qiao Meigui's hand, but he had touched her face, and he did so in full view of the public.
"Really?" Xiaobai asked suspiciously.
"I'm just a puppy when I lie to you." Wang Tao promised swornly.
Phew---Xiao Bai burst into tears and laughed. He stretched out his hand to twist Wang Tao, but Wang Tao dodged it smoothly.
"Don't hide, let me twist it." Xiaobai rushed over and said softly.
"No, it hurts a lot." Wang Tao dodged again and again.
"Let me twist it, just once." Xiaobai promised seriously.
Wang Tao shook his head like a tumbler. "If you twist it again, it will turn into an eggplant."
"I don't care, I'm going to twist it." Xiaobai pouted and protested.
"Why do you have to screw the Lun family?" Wang Tao asked breathlessly after avoiding Xiaobai's "Tathagata God screwing" again.
Xiaobai rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Haven't you heard? Hitting means kissing and scolding is love. Not hitting or scolding is harm."
"But it doesn't advocate screwing people?" Wang Tao said.
"Twisting is a way of hitting someone. Be good, be obedient, don't move, and just let me twist you." Xiaobai said with a smile. His expression seemed to be saying to the fans, as long as you are good, I will
I will sing good songs to you.
"Okay, just twist it, you said so." Wang Tao saw that he couldn't escape, so he gritted his teeth and became cruel.
"That's so good." Xiaobai smiled like a little fox that had caught a little hen.
"Ah! It hurts me so much----didn't you say you only wanted to twist it once-----"
Xiao Baijiao smiled and said: "Yes, I said just twist it once, but I said twist it with both hands."