Chapter 263: Your whole family hasn't washed their buttocks for three days
"Close your eyes and stretch out your hands." Xiaobai said.
Wang Tao felt puzzled. He closed his eyes and was mentally prepared, but what was he going to do with his hand? Could it be that Xiaobai wanted to kiss him this time, even his own hand? Wang Tao became even more elated. He felt that this trick
Ludo is simply tailor-made for you.
My heart was filled with joy, but I had to pretend to be extremely reluctant to extend my right hand with my eyes closed. "What are you going to do again? Why do you want to kiss my hand this time? But first of all, I make a statement: my hand
I only washed it once today."
Xiaobai snorted coldly, his teeth itching with anger. Looking at Wang Tao's flat face, he turned around calmly, raised his round buttocks, and slowly approached Wang Tao's 'dirty hands'.
Squinting his eyes slightly, Wang Tao became more and more curious, which song was Xiaobai singing? What was he doing with his butt raised?
Under the gaze of Lu Wushuang and Han Xue, Xiaobai raised her buttocks and touched Wang Tao's fingers lightly, and then left in a flash. Wang Tao felt his fingers touched by the denim shorts outside Xiaobai's buttocks, and then
Seeing Xiaobai running away like an electric shock, some of the two-foot-tall monks were confused.
What is this? Did Xiaobai fart on my hand? No? Xiaobai is China's unique 'Queen of Changes'? How could a lady among ladies do such a thing? Wang Tao thought evilly
road.
"Okay, the task is completed." Xiaobai said with a relaxed expression.
Lu Wushuang smiled sweetly and gave a thumbs up to Xiaobai. Han Xue smiled and shook her head helplessly. Qing'er couldn't come up with such an evil idea.
Finally, Wang Tao was tricked once. Although Wang Tao didn't know about it, Xiaobai was still very happy. I don't know whether it was because he was too happy or because Xiaobai's little hand couldn't hold the card firmly, and the card fell to the ground with a snap. Just in time.
It fell on Wang Tao's feet.
So classmate Wang Tao bent down to pick up the card in a gentlemanly manner, looked at it, and couldn't help but feel sorry for himself. It was all his fault. Who said his hands were not washed? I washed my hands twice before going out today.
I washed up once in the kitchen and once before eating. I still used Qishen hand sanitizer.
"You are lying. It clearly says - let the classmates behind you touch your butt. I haven't touched it yet, how can you say the task is completed?" Wang Tao protested.
Xiaobai raised his chin slightly and said with a smile: "You clearly touched my butt just now, don't try to cheat."
"Obviously not." Wang Tao said aggrievedly: "Just now your butt was lightly touched by my hand. How can it be considered that I touched your butt?"
"Touch is touch, touch is touch. You idiot, you don't even understand such a simple truth." Xiaobai said with contempt.
"Yes, yes, Qing'er is right. Touch is touch, touch is touch. You are obviously uneducated, but you are still messing around. Why don't you stop?" Lu Wushuang helped.
Wang Tao scratched his head and said: "Okay, you can barely pass this time, but you must let me watch carefully and clearly on future flight missions. Educated beauties."
The three little women gathered their heads together and chattered for a while before reluctantly agreeing to let Wang Tao read the mission on the back of the flying chess piece.
After this small episode, the flight mission continued.
The next half hour was undoubtedly the happiest time in Wang Tao's life.
"Damn it! I'm going to kiss that damn pig's head again, and this time it's the ear-----" Lu Wushuang protested reluctantly.
"Hey! I'm so angry. What kind of bullshit task is this? Ask the male classmate behind you to help you pick your nose - it's so disgusting!" Xiaobai said with a frown.
"Han Xue, what is your mission?" Lu Wushuang grabbed the card from the hand of the pretty and blushing Han Xue, "Let the classmate behind you help you measure your bust---it's a pity that I'm not behind you---
Wow! This time I got the advantage of Wang Tao, a bastard again."
"I finally caught Wang Tao this time." Xiao Bai smiled tenderly. "Show us what's written on it?"
Wang Tao took the card and even he blushed with embarrassment. How could he have such a task?
"Show us---" Lu Wushuang said reluctantly.
"Still don't want to read it?" Wang Tao said. "This task is too difficult."
"Tch! Didn't you just say that you were reaching out to solve problems? Why did it fail this time? Stop talking nonsense and show it to us." Lu Huniu said forcefully.
"It's up to you to see." The expression on Wang Tao's face became very strange.
"Mother-in-law is like a woman ---" Lu Wushuang grabbed the card from Wang Tao's hand and read loudly: "Please take off your cute pants and show off your sexy --- butt to all the handsome guys and beauties!"
Lu Wushuang even himself was dumbfounded. This---this question is too obscene?
Han Xue and Xiaobai looked at each other, both of them dumbfounded. Fortunately, Wang Tao got this task. If it were them, they would die of embarrassment.
If Wang Tao knew what they were thinking at this moment, he would definitely protest loudly: Are you girls the only ones with butts? Our boys’ butts are not butts?!
With a strange cry, Lu Wushuang walked up to Wang Tao with a card and said with a smirk, "This time it's your turn to win. Take off your pants."
"----Do you really want to take it off?"
"This is your mission this time, don't try to cheat. Don't you want to say that your butt hasn't been washed in three days?"
"I shower every day." Wang Tao protested. How can you be so insulting? Your butt has only been washed for three days, and your whole family's butts have not been washed for three days.
Han Xue stepped forward and grabbed Lu Wushuang, "Wushuang, forget it. Let him go this time. It's really indecent to take off your clothes here."
"Hehe~~" Lu Wushuang sneered twice and said: "My dear Han Xue, why do you feel sorry for your lover? You won't let him take off his pants, do you want to take them off for him?"
Han Xue was stunned for a moment, and then her face flushed with embarrassment, "Damn girl, let's see if I don't tear up your perverted mouth." With that said, Han Xue chased after Lu Wushuang who ran away with a smirk.
Wang Tao broke into a cold sweat, it was so dangerous! He almost lost his butt tonight.
Finally, Lu Wushuang was caught by Han Xue. The two of them rolled into a ball on the sofa for a while. Xiaobai cheered and joined the battle group.
So, the three women started singing a show on the sofa.
As the only audience member, Wang Tao simply wanted to join such a lively battle group. What a shame! When Nuwa created a human being, she actually made herself a man. In fact, it’s nothing. Isn’t it just a little more than them?
"It's fine if you don't take off your pants, but you have to treat us to a big meal for a week." Lu Wushuang raised her little head from the sofa lined with jade bodies and gasped.
Wang Tao touched the bank card in his pocket and said with a smile: "I accept it, you can have this."