The night breeze is blowing, and the pine waves are blowing.
The sky is full of stars above my head, and the rustling sound of bamboo leaves can be heard in my ears.
Outside the historic building, next to a hillock, Huaxiao and Ao Xiaoyun were lying on the ground, not daring to move. If it weren't for the whites of their eyes on their heads, and they were whirling around, no one would have thought that there would be an ambush here.
With two people.
"I smell a strange smell." Hua Xiao pinched her nose and whispered.
"What weird smell? Why didn't I smell it?" Ao Xiaoyun sniffed gently.
"The strange smell comes from your body. Of course you can't smell it." Hua Xiao also sniffed and said with more certainty.
"Impossible. I take a shower every day, brush my teeth after meals every day, and I don't have athlete's foot. Where does the strange smell come from?" Ao Xiaoyun asked dissatisfied.
"Yes, it's the smell." Hua Xiao shrank back, trying to stay as far away from Ao Xiaoyun's body as possible.
"Don't bury people like this, okay? What I said is true. I change my underwear once every two days and wash my socks every day. That guy from Sandao said I'm cleaner than girls." Ao Xiaoyun said.
"My sense of smell is not wrong, the smell is definitely coming from you." Hua smiled.
Ao Xiaoyun gritted his teeth and said, "I'll tell you if you don't believe it, or else I'll take off my socks and you can smell them. It's definitely not athlete's foot." As Ao Xiaoyun said, he got up and took off his shoes.
"Okay---stop making trouble. I believe you, can't you?" Huaxiao didn't expect this guy to be so serious and even take off his shoes to show his innocence.?
However, Ao Xiaoyun suddenly froze there, motionless. The expression on his face was uglier than eating a hundred dead flies.
"Hey? What's wrong with you? Are you injured?" Huaxiao was shocked. She stretched out her hand to pull Ao Xiaoyun.
"Don't move!"
"Don't touch me!"
Ao Xiaoyun spoke up to stop him.
Hua Xiao became even more nervous, holding the dagger tightly in her hand, looking around with cold eyes, but did not find any trouble.
"Damn! Stinky shit! I stepped on dog shit!" Ao Xiaoyun said with a bitter look on his face.
Hua Xiao let out a sigh of relief. Didn't he just step on dog poop? As for that? What a fuss.
Ao Xiaoyun was so sick that he almost vomited. He rubbed his hands hard on the soil on the ground and stepped on the ground with his feet. His posture was extremely funny.
"Okay, stop making trouble. Be gentle and don't let people in the small building find out." Hua Xiao said.
"Damn it, I didn't read the almanac when I went out today. First I was bitten by a dog, and then I stepped on dog poop. I am really unlucky for eight lifetimes!" Ao Xiaoyun said dejectedly.
"If you keep an open mind, you might get lucky after a while." Hua said with a smile.
"Bullshit luck? Don't be disgusted with me. As long as Professor Lin can be rescued safely, everything will be fine."
"By the way, where is your fly? Why is there no movement?" Hua Xiao asked.
Ao Xiaoyun took out his mobile phone from his pocket and adjusted the channel. A strange pattern was displayed on the screen, and it was still. The picture was motionless. Grapes were not grapes, and red beans were not red beans.
"What is this?" Ao Xiaoyun looked at it carefully for a long time, but couldn't figure out what it was.
"Did your fly land on the fruit? It looks like grapes to me." Hua Xiao frowned.
"Grapes? No. There is a small hole in the front. I said it's acacia beans." Ao Xiaoyun said.
Suddenly, the two people looked at each other and said in unison: "Tits, head."
"This dead fly is lazy and slacking off. It actually landed on someone else's head and started slacking off. See if I don't pluck out its wings and strip off its thighs when I get back." Ao Xiaoyun said angrily.
"What kind of owner raises what kind of pet? You'd better reform your own dirty thoughts first." Hua Xiao sneered.
"Hello? Are you mistaken? That fly is not my pet. It is the latest secret weapon invented by the special forces for investigation, okay?"
"However, since that fly is so obscene, I guess it must be a male. And it's still in estrus." Hua laughed.
Ao Xiaoyun was completely speechless.
Wang Tao is a little lecherous, but definitely not sentimental. A little romantic, but never obscene.
Therefore, when Jiumei handed over the box of 'Don't Be Too Alluring', Wang Tao did not take the opportunity to rub off on Jiumei. Instead, he did not reach out to take it at all.
"This beautiful lady, can you please be my assistant for a while?" Wang Tao smiled at Jiumei like a gentleman.
Wang Tao tries to avoid using the word "Miss" when talking to girls. After all, "Miss" has become a synonym for an industry.
Jiumei smiled sweetly and said: "It's an honor."
Wang Tao said with a smile: "I was once a beneficiary of your company's high-quality cosmetics 'Don't be too charming'. I hope that this time I can use your company's products combined with my medical skills to remove the spots on this old man's face."
When Jiumei heard this, her eyes lit up. She thought to herself: This guy has a lot of bad water in his belly. No wonder Sister Ping likes him. Is this the legendary saying that women don't love men unless they are bad?
Under the spotlight, he uses his medical skills to advertise his company's products for free. There is no shameless person in history like Wang Tao.
Wang Tao took out a sterilized silver needle, pricked all the spots on the old man's face, and then motioned to Jiu Mei to apply it evenly on the old man's face, not too much.
The silver needles were flying, and Wang Tao's mouth was not idle. "Old man, do you know why I just said that this is just a symptom on your face, and the root of your disease is in your body?"
After the old man felt the slight pain on his face, he applied a hint of coolness on his face and asked, "Why?"
"Since ancient times, red is close to red and black is close to ink. You tied your wife's bones to your body for forty years, and your body was infected with the corpse air from the bones. As time goes by, this corpse air will remain in your body.
They gather and eventually show up on your face. This is called bone spots."
"I'll use a silver needle to help you break up the bone spots, release some corpse energy, and then apply Siyuan International's 'Don't Be Too Alluring', which will quickly help your skin return to its original state. But this only cures the ends of your disease.
.The root cause of your illness is still the skeleton tied to your body." Wang Tao said seriously.
I have to say that the effect of 'Don't be too glamorous' was indeed immediate. Jiumei had just finished applying it, and dozens of camera lenses never left the old man's face.
But just like a magic trick, the brown spots on the old man's face slowly faded and eventually disappeared without a trace, leaving the old man's wrinkled cheeks empty.
"Huh? That's amazing. Is Siyuan International's Don't Be Too Allure specializing in removing freckles?"
"You're out. Siyuan International, don't be so charming that you go home and check out Du Niang. Those are indispensable cosmetics for the new rich."
There was a lot of discussion in the audience.
"Give you a mirror, old uncle, take a look at it yourself." Jiumei handed over a small mirror in a very appropriate manner.
The old man looked in the mirror again and again, smiling from ear to ear. He looked back at Wang Tao and said, "It seems that my old man lost this bet."