Chapter 344 Either Your Head Was Kicked By A Donkey Or You Are A Genius
Elderly women gathered together to talk about how to keep fit and which hospital offered discounts and promotions for free physical examinations.
Middle-aged women gathered together and talked more about vegetable prices. That supermarket was on sale and the eggs were a few cents cheaper than the store next door. What they were thinking about was how to keep the stomachs of their men who were tested by alcohol and how to tie their men's bodies.
I don't want to let my man Hongxing cheat on me.
Married women get together to talk about how smart their own children are and how capable other people's husbands are. What they think is that their children must be smarter than their best friends' children, and their husbands will definitely earn more than their best friends' husbands in the future.
More money and more ability, although hopes often fail.
When young women get together, they talk more about online games, online shopping, love, and boyfriends.
Xiaobai and Ke Lan are no exception. The two made a joke about the music industry and entertainment industry in the Internet era.
Xiao Baita pulled on her transparent little slippers and made a cup of coffee for Ke Lan. She handed it to her and said with a smile: "My friend is here and wants wine and coffee, one cup after another. However, I have stopped drinking, so I can only treat you."
It’s time to drink coffee.”
"What? Qing'er, have you stopped drinking?" Ke Lan looked at Xiao Bai in disbelief. His big eyes with blue eyeshadow flickered, as if he had seen an Ultraman hit seven, seven, forty-nine times.
The little monster that I haven't defeated yet.
Seeing the expression on Ke Lan's face, Xiao Bai burst into laughter. "Is this a lie? If I say I'm going to quit drinking, I'll quit drinking. I keep my word."
"I really don't understand why you think of giving up drinking?"
"Because I met a miracle doctor." Xiaobai said with a wave of eyes. "He found the root cause of my disease and helped me quit drinking."
"Miracle doctor? Male or female?" Ke Lan moved his butt and moved closer to Xiao Bai. "Wait a minute~ Let me guess. I guess the miracle doctor who asked you to quit drinking must be a man? And he was also a long-haired man.
He's a handsome guy with good looks, and you don't hate him. How about it? I guessed it right."
Xiaobai gently combed his hair with a small hand, and the corner of his rosy mouth raised a playful arc. "You are right in the first part, but you are wrong in the second part. Not only do I hate him, but I hate him to death.
"
Ke Lan looked at Xiao Bai with an expression of gritted teeth, and his big eyes became even brighter.
"The opposite of hate is like, and the opposite of hate is love. If I guessed correctly, Qing'er, aren't you falling in love? I can see: 'You are getting deeper and deeper, and the road is getting more and more confused.
The farther you go, the longer you go, and you can't escape his gaze---" Ke Lan imitated the voice of the king Jacky Cheung and sang a few lines, giggling.
"Damn girl, how dare you tease me, see if I don't fix you---" The little white monster screamed, and threw Ke Lan down on the sofa. For a while, the two beauties rolled together, laughing again and again.
If there are people with impure thoughts standing aside, they will definitely think that the two little women are glass.
After playing around for a while, the two beauties were eating the same bag of snacks. Xiaobai asked: "Ke Lan, how is your business lately? Are you so rich?"
"Hmph~ You are shuddering at us poor people again. Compared with your famous Wen family, we are quite content as long as we don't starve to death." Ke Lan sighed.
"No?" Xiaobai blinked a pair of big eyes like black gems and said: "Half of the world's top ten well-known cosmetics brands in Hong Kong are your agents, why are you still crying for me?"
"I'm serious. If you are not in charge of the family business, you don't know the severity of this economic crisis. It is longer and more terrifying than our women's aunt. She said goodbye in a week, and this economic crisis has swept across the country.
The market share of the five cosmetics brands I represent has shrunk by one-third compared with last year." Ke Lan said distressedly.
"What's the cause?" Xiaobai asked curiously.
Ke Lan chewed the potato chips with her small mouth, as if doing so could relieve her depression. "It's all the fault of direct sales." Ke Lan said through gritted teeth.
"Direct selling?" Xiaobai's eyes widened, "I only know that Amway seems to be direct selling."
"Yes." Ke Lan nodded. "It's not just Amway, but also Sunrider, Avon, Mary Kay - in short, there are many more. These brands also make cosmetics, but they don't follow the rules at all, and they engage in team marketing.
Winning over a lot of people, holding meetings, giving lectures, brainwashing, and traveling. Their appearance caused me to lose a large number of loyal customers."
Xiaobai rolled his eyes and threw the remaining half a bag of potato chips to Ke Lan. He took a dragon fruit and peeled it gently, "Are their cosmetics effective?"
Kelan was eating potato chips and said: "Artistry, a cosmetics company owned by Amway, has suddenly emerged in recent years and has become one of the top ten skin care brands in the world. I secretly used a set of Genin 14 Revitalizing Essence. Overall,
It's pretty good, but
It is comparable to my Estee Lauder and Lancôme. However, I just can't understand their sales method. What kind of bad direct sales are they doing? There are too many people and too many chickens to lay eggs. It would be great to have a store and put up a counter to sell. They are good.
What kind of direct sales are you doing?"
Xiaobai was amused by her, she dared to say that direct sales at Lover's Home were just because there were so many people and so many chickens couldn't lay eggs?
Peeling the dragon fruit clean, Xiao Bai used a fruit knife to cut the white and tender flesh that looked like black sesame seeds into small pieces. He carefully placed it in the fruit plate on the coffee table. He inserted a small piece with a toothpick and handed it to Ke.
Lan smiled and said: "My dear sister, do you want me to help you and severely combat their arrogance?"
Chewing the fresh dragon fruit pulp with her rosy lips covered with lip gloss, Ke Lan said: "No need, you are popular in the hearts of fans precisely because you do not participate in any commercial performances or endorse any advertisements.
So high. And once you get involved in dark business competition, it will directly affect your popularity. As a fan of yours, it would be a sin if my idol's popularity declined because of my own failure."
Xiaobai was also chewing a small piece of dragon fruit in his little mouth. He took his Xiaokun bag from the bedside, took out a box of cosmetics from it and handed it to Ke Lan, saying: "Look at how you have some bruises on your cheeks.
Why did you have so many small spots appearing on both sides of the bridge of your nose? I would like to recommend some cosmetics to you.”
Taking the small box handed over by Xiao Bai with a numb expression, Ke Lan rubbed the peanut-sized bruise on his cheek and said, "I had dinner with a client yesterday. I drank too much and accidentally bumped into it.
When it hit the bathroom wall, it hurt so much that I burst into tears."
"These spots on my face---I'm so worried. I stayed up late playing online games a while ago, and these nasty spots appeared." As he said that, Ke Lan's two small hands like spring onions skillfully opened the box.
, unscrewing the small cap on the white porcelain bottle. From beginning to end, Ke Lan didn't even glance at the words on the packaging box and the white porcelain bottle.
Taking it to Xiao Qiong's nose and sniffing it, Ke Lan smiled and said: "The packaging is average, the fragrance of the cosmetics is average, and even the packaging bottle is filthy. Qing'er, when did you become so tasteless? Such
The products thrown onto the market are, at most, cosmetics for the mid- and low-end markets.”
Xiaobai smiled slightly and said calmly: "Cosmetics cannot be judged by their appearance, just like sea water cannot be measured in quantity. You can try it once first and see how it works."
Ke Lan finally lowered his head and glanced at the white porcelain bottle in his hand, then opened his eyes wide and said: "Don't be too charming?! Darling~ There are people with such unusual names. If I guessed correctly, the person who gave the name is either
Either he's been kicked in the head by a donkey, or he's a genius."
When Xiaobai heard this, he almost laughed out loud. This was the first time someone described that bad guy like this. If he were here, he would definitely be depressed to death.
With his bare feet, Ke Lan walked to the big mirror and applied the bottle of rustic Don't Be Too Alluring to the bruised area on his cheeks with some disapproval. After applying the bruised area, he was about to apply the ones on both sides of the bridge of his nose.
Small spots, suddenly, she found that the bruises on her cheeks were gone.
Her eyes widened. She rubbed the bruise on her cheek vigorously because she had seen it wrong. But where was the bruise on her face? How could it disappear in the blink of an eye?
"Ah! Qing'er, the bruise on my face is gone - it's true! It's so magical, like magic. Where did you get such a good thing?" The expression on Ke Lan's pretty face
I was surprised and happy, and I couldn't express my excitement in words.
Xiaobai ate the dragon fruit in small mouthfuls and wrote lightly: "I picked it up."
After Ke Lan painted his cheeks, he also painted the spots on both sides of the bridge of his nose. Unexpectedly, the spots disappeared in the blink of an eye. He held the bottle of dirt tightly with his two little hands. Don’t be too charming. Ke Lan wrinkled his nose and smiled.
: "Qing'er, isn't it okay that I just said the wrong thing? It's because I have no taste, it's because I have no vision, okay? Tell me quickly, which manufacturer produces this product? The United States? Or Western Europe? Do they want to enter Hong Kong?
This market? Do they want to recruit regional agents----"
Ke Lan's little mouth was like a barrage of words, and she kept talking. Her eyes were shining with rays of light. The experience in cosmetics management accumulated over the past few years has allowed her to see the broad prospects of this magical cosmetics.
Xiaobai squinted his eyes slightly and said with a smile: "This is neither an American product nor a European product. This is an authentic domestic product."
"Domestic product?" Ke Lan glanced at Xiao Bai in disbelief, then looked down at the white porcelain bottle in her hand, picked up the packaging box that she just dropped on the ground and said: "Siyuan International----"
"Yes, it's Siyuan International. It's what you said: it was founded by a guy who got his head kicked by a donkey." Xiaobai chuckled.