Chapter 376: Big deal, can we all play 3P together?
It wasn't until Wang Tao and Han Xue disappeared that Lu Wushuang turned his little head over and looked at the chubby girl Du Xiujie with a pair of big black and white eyes, "Did he --- let me and Han Xue go downstairs together?"
Du Xiujie blinked his little eyes and shook his head. "He only asked me to call Han Xue, but he didn't mention you? Do you know that handsome guy? He looked familiar to me, but I just couldn't remember where he was.
Where have you seen him?"
Lu Wushuang was so filled with hatred that Wang Tao was a rotten egg and a bastard! Why did he drag Han Xue to sing "Eleven Years" without telling him when he came back from the police station?
hateful!
"Wushuang, are you okay? I think you look very ugly." Du Xiujie asked with concern.
"Uh---it's okay. How can something happen to me? By the way, Xiujie, didn't you say you were going to the library to pick up handsome guys? Boys like fair-skinned little girls the most. Look at you, except for the whites of your eyes, your whole body is white.
His skin looks like that of an African refugee." Lu Wushuang also felt that he was losing his temper and quickly changed his attention.
"Here, put on my colorful scarf, which is a limited edition in the entire Italian fashion show, take off those old-fashioned sneakers on your feet, and put on a pair of high heels, okay? My aunt, all the boys nowadays are
Girls who like femininity, high heels can best show off the beauty of a woman’s figure.”
"Also, wear my gold-rimmed glasses. Boys like girls who are intellectual and beautiful."
"But, Wushuang, if I wear these glasses like yours, I can't see the road clearly----"
"I just wear it casually. In order to pick up a handsome guy, I have to make some sacrifices. By the way, put on some lip gloss, some eye shadow, and some blush---"
"Wushuang, can I really pick up handsome guys when I go out like this?"
"Of course, you are now exuding femininity from your hair to your toes. Those little boys who have never seen what a beautiful woman is are not like a bunch of lap dogs surrounding you when they see you."
"But why do I always feel weird?"
"Well --- a woman will feel this way when she changes from a young girl in love to a charming beauty." Lu Wushuang explained seriously, "Just get used to it in the future. Go, hurry up, there is still an hour.
It’s time for class. There are so many handsome guys out there, so be sure to hang out with a few more. The one who strikes first will gain the upper hand, and the one who strikes later will suffer disaster. Go quickly.”
"Wushuang, then I really go."
"When you walk out of this door, you will be the focus of the world, Xiujie, you must be mentally prepared."
"I really went." Xiujie's face turned red.
"I not only support you materially, but also support you spiritually." Lu Wushuang raised his fist fiercely at Du Xiujie.
"Well, I will definitely succeed." Du Xiujie pursed her thick and pudgy lips with an extremely determined expression. She glanced at Lu Wushuang for the last time, turned around, opened the door, and walked out.
Lu Wushuang was right. When he walked out of that door, Du Xiujie became the focus of everyone's attention, and for a whole week, he became a hot topic among the medical students in the bunker - stealing landmines while wearing a turban.
Silly sister.
After Du Xiujie left, Lu Wushuang picked up a pack of tissues from the bedside and tore them into countless pieces. As he tore his mouth apart, he muttered: "Smelly Han Xue, bad Han Xue didn't even remember to bring her on a date--"
Humph! At worst, we can all have a threesome together---"