The old man Satan said: It took five hundred times of frowning and rolling eyes in the previous life in exchange for fists and kicks in this life. I am willing to use five hundred fists and kicks in exchange for your inability to take care of yourself.
Wang Tao walked on the street and recited this classic curse no less than five hundred times. His white teeth had already bitten his lips, and the fishy and salty taste filled his mouth. This may be the feeling of lovelorn.
The most painful thing in life is not missing out on a big ingot that hit you on the head, or missing out on a million-dollar prize. The most painful thing in life is not being able to bear to kiss your own mouth, or holding your fingers, for fear of blasphemy.
That beautiful goddess having sex in another man's bed.
Grandpa was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, and his girlfriend left him. Tonight, Wang Tao just wanted to get drunk.
Looking up at the flashing neon lights above his head, the venting crowds passed by him. Wang Tao felt even more lonely. Nothing here belonged to him. He suddenly missed the wheat field in the village and the ingot at the head of the village.
A small pond in the shape of a small pond. Whenever he felt wronged, he would run to the small pond and sit quietly for a long time. Then, after playing with a few friends in the wheat field for a while, the sky and the ground would become his bed.
Big dream.
I was so cruel that I took out five yuan and bought a bottle of Erguotou in a supermarket. Grandpa's favorite wine. Wang Tao's alcohol capacity is very small. He remembers that he was tricked into drinking by his grandfather for the first time, and he got drunk after only one or two drinks.
It was a complete mess. Wandering into a small alley, Wang Tao shrank into a dark corner, unscrewed the wine bottle, and took a swig of Erguotou. He had been an obedient boy since he was a child, and he wanted not to disturb others even if he was drunk and went crazy.
In the office of the director of the Affiliated Hospital of Yunhai Medical University, Yang Yunsong kept pacing back and forth in the room, occasionally stopping to call Lin Yi.
"Hey, Professor Lin, is there any news about Wang Tao?"
"Uh----Principal Yang, I just came back from Xinglin Clinic, and he has never been there. I searched all over the place, but I couldn't find his shadow."
"You send more manpower to search. A weak-headed young man comes to a strange city and is unfamiliar with the place. Don't let any accidents happen."
"Principal Yang, I understand. Don't worry, I will send more manpower immediately and we will definitely find him tonight."
Dean Yang hung up the phone, and Mr. Hou immediately came over and asked eagerly: "How is it? Did you find it?"
Dean Yang said: "Professor Lin has searched everywhere, but still hasn't found it."
"Dean Yang, this young man is a rare medical genius. You can't let him go." Mr. Hou said sadly.
"Don't worry, as long as they are talented people, our hospital will definitely keep them."
Most of the three hundred students have been rejuvenated by Wang Tao's wonderful hands and have returned to school. Only a dozen girls with weak constitutions are still in the hospital. Han Xue and Lu Wushuang, as student union cadres, stay to take care of these girls.
"Han Xue, where did you hide that guy?" Lu Wushuang blinked his big eyes and asked slyly.
"The legs are growing on his own body, how do I know? By the way, Wushuang, he has healed so many people in one afternoon, so you should stop holding any prejudice against him."
"Tch --- just him? Why can't I have a prejudice against him? Do you think he is a good person? He stares at his chest with a pair of eyes. Now it's not only me who has a prejudice against him, but now I'm afraid
It's the girl in our school. There are no less than a hundred people who have prejudices against him. Who asked her to rub oil on someone's breasts? I just can't stand him. I thought I knew a little bit about nutrition and would come out to pretend to be a bitch after just two massages.
If it were me, I would be able to cure these students."
Han Xue shook her head helplessly and said: "Don't underestimate the massage skills of his hands. I heard from Mr. Hou, a senior Chinese medicine doctor, that it is called the dragon to absorb water, and it is a massage skill that has been lost for hundreds of years. It is said that anyone who can do this
People who are into massage therapy know Qigong."
"Qigong? That's a lie. I don't believe there is any qigong in this world." Lu Wushuang said disdainfully. "By the way, Han Xue, don't change the subject. Tell me quickly where you hid that guy."
?Why did he follow you out and never come back? The principal and the security guards turned the whole building upside down and still couldn't find him. Hurry and call him truthfully."
"I really don't know where he went. I just took him to the safe passage and asked my neighbor who is the captain of the security team to open the door for him, and he left. He said he was going to see a friend." Han Xue replied
road.
"Just lie to the devil."
"Believe it or not."
"Okay, I believe a little bit for now." Lu Wushuang's little head suddenly came close to Han Xue, his big eyes looked at Han Xue, his eyes were chattering, and he asked slyly: "Is there an affair between you and that guy?
Hum hum - why did he let you lead him to the safe passage instead of me?"
Han Xue was stunned for a moment, then slapped Lu Wushuang on the head. She laughed and cursed: "Damn girl, I think you are jealous. I will definitely let you do such a good thing next time."
"Ah --- Han Xue, you hurt me. I don't want it. That guy is so perverted. I wish you all the best in advance to get married and enter the bridal chamber soon ---"
"Damn girl----you still said, wait until I smash that perverted mouth of yours."
"Hee hee --- no, you dare to hit me in the mouth? If I don't slap your butt, it will swell up, that guy will feel heartbroken after seeing it."
"Fuck you---you damn girl, you still dare to talk nonsense---"
The prime eight o'clock slot is a hot show in Yunhai City. Today, all eyes are focused on the reports on the poisoning incident of 300 students at Yunhai Medical University.
There was a canteen not far from the affiliated hospital. A girl with two braids on her head looked at the TV screen without blinking and suddenly asked the gray-bearded grandfather beside her, "Grandpa, you said three hundred
Are all college students saved by the big brother on TV?"
Grandpa drank a cup of shochu, stroked his gray beard, and said with a smile: "It shouldn't be bad. There are reporters following the whole process, so it shouldn't be false."
"Just before dinner, a man who looked very similar to the big brother who rescued people on TV bought a bottle of Erguotou from us."
"Really? There are so many people who look alike. How could a young miracle doctor who treated three hundred students in one afternoon come to our shop to buy wine?"
"But---Grandpa, they really look alike."
"Okay---Okay. What a coincidence? Niuniu has eaten."
Just when everyone in the world was looking for the young miracle doctor, Wang Tao huddled in a dark corner and drank for most of the night. His head swelled, his tongue got bigger and bigger, and his eyesight gradually became blurry. He clearly saw a person just now.
People are coming here, but when they come up to them, they all look like one.
Dazed and staggering, Wang Tao groped his way to Lin Yi's fourth Xinglin Clinic. It was already two o'clock in the night. The neighbors around him had already fallen asleep. Wang Tao looked at it from the outside and found that it was not bad, with three floors.
The street-facing facade of the building only has a big sign saying "Xinglin Clinic" and has not yet been decorated. There is a large glass door on the first floor. He unlocked it and pushed the door open. Wang Tao fumbled and turned on the light, and the dazzling light pierced the eyes.
His eyes hurt. The room was empty, with only a table and two chairs. Sitting on the chair, Wang Tao looked up to the sky and shouted: "God, give me Sister Lin!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a clang, and a fiery red Ferrari rushed in from the door and plunged towards Wang Tao. Wang Tao screamed and thought, this is over. How could he drive his car into someone's house?
I woke up most of the time. It’s a pity, brother, that I’m still a virgin. My life in this world was wasted. What a waste!
Just when Wang Tao thought he would have a chance to play mahjong with Uncle Hell tonight, the Ferrari miraculously stopped a foot away from him. Seeing this red Ferrari, Wang Tao couldn't help but think of the car where Li Fangfei was sitting.
It was a car, and anger arose in my heart without realizing it. It was this broken car again, could it be that bitch Li Fangfei who wanted to kill me?
Wang Tao's thighs were still trembling from the fright just now. He stumbled to the side of the Ferrari and opened the door. Wang Tao was about to get angry when suddenly, the scene in front of him made his head dizzy.
"For God's sake, what kind of international joke are you making?"
Wang Tao murmured to himself.
There is no pigtailed second generation ancestor in Ferrari that makes Wang Tao want to eat his flesh, drink his blood and steal his girlfriend with a knife, nor is there Li Fangfei who makes Wang Tao completely heartbroken and gets drunk alone late at night. There is a woman in Ferrari, a very beautiful woman.
Such a woman may be said to be the only beautiful woman Wang Tao has seen in his life.
The woman was lying on the steering wheel, looking at Wang Tao with drunken eyes. Her long hair was draped over her shoulders, her eyebrows were picturesque, her nose was pink, her lips were pointed, her chin was pointed, and her smooth earlobes were wearing two large earrings.
, the whole person's temperament is like a hibiscus that emerged from the mud and is unstained, but now the hibiscus has become a water lily with drunken eyes.
"I--I want to drink." Water Lily opened her mouth and said.
"You are in the wrong place. This is not a liquor store, this is a clinic." Wang Tao shook his head and secretly said that drinking and driving is really scary. Such a beautiful angel driving drunk is scarier than a devil.
"I don't care---I want to drink--" The woman left the driver's seat and suddenly rushed towards Wang Tao.
Wang Tao didn't have any defense at all. He was rushed to the front. The woman's fair and slender arms were wrapped around Wang Tao's neck. She burped and said in a soft voice: "I want to drink----give me the drink----
"
Wang Tao's mind went blank for a moment, and the nephrite was warm and fragrant in his arms. He was a little at a loss. This woman is really annoying. She was not mentally prepared at all. You just jumped into her arms and took away her first time so easily.
Hugs are so annoying.
Looking at the shattered glass door, Wang Tao smiled bitterly and said: "Seeing as you are a girl, I won't beat you today."
"What did you say? You want--you want to hit me? Come---come on--" The woman was so drunk that she couldn't stand still. She was like a coquettish little wild cat in Wang Tao's arms, twisting her body back and forth.
move.
Wang Tao was embarrassed to find that a certain part of his body reacted to the woman's constant friction---