The sun slowly rose from the sky, filtered in through the high window in the prison, and fell on Qin Yifeng.
When the sun was about to hit Qin Yifeng's butt, Crow suddenly walked up to Qin Yifeng, patted his quilt, and shouted: "Brother Feng, it's time to get up for breakfast!"
Since the establishment of the Qidacang Alliance, the inmates in the prison no longer have to do the damn gymnastics and can sleep more, so it is obviously very abnormal for the crow to wake up so early now, but something even more abnormal is yet to come.
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I saw Qin Yifeng being woken up by a crow. He was still a little dazed and asked: "What's for breakfast? Isn't it okay if I don't eat it?" After asking this question, he suddenly felt something was wrong, "Why is it so wet down there?"
"Huh?" Crow was stunned for a moment, then touched Qin Yifeng's forehead: "Brother Feng, are you okay? It's normal, and you don't have a fever!"
"What are you doing!" Qin Yifeng felt a little guilty because his lower body was wet, and he didn't dare to speak too loudly for a while.
"Brother Feng, are you sick? You are usually the first one to rush up when it comes to breakfast!" Crow Crow was worried. As the saying goes, there must be something evil when something goes wrong. It seems that there must be something wrong with Qin Yifeng, so he made him
Anorexic.
It has to be said that Crow can be considered a cultural person now that he has a publishing house. The imagination of a cultural person is obviously not comparable to that of ordinary people like us.
"Could it be that he is trapped by love?" The more Crow thought about it, the more outrageous it became. But he wanted to think about it again, but when he was thinking about it, he chose to say it out loud.
"Damn you, you are trapped in love!" Qin Yifeng roared dissatisfied, but this roar attracted the attention of a lot of people.
"Who is trapped by love?"
"Is the leader trapped by love?"
"Let me just say that the leader of the alliance doesn't look like much, and he seems to be a pathetic guy who can't even win a girl!"
"In what age was it still possible to pick up girls? Just go and have sex!"
"Brother, what you said is wrong. Prostitution costs money. I think it's better to be a ten-year-old girl. It's always about feelings and not money!"
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A group of wretched guys showed an expression that said you understand and I understand, and the topic later became more and more unreliable.
"Brother Feng, please get up quickly. Brother Dong and sister-in-law are also waiting for you in the cafeteria!" Crow said.
After Wu Wu mentioned this, Qin Yifeng realized that Youya was no longer with him. It seemed that this girl followed Dadong and others as soon as she heard that there was food.
"Go, you go first, I'll be right away!" Qin Yifeng said with a guilty conscience, and his guilty expression made Crow feel more and more unreliable.
"What's wrong?" Crow asked and suddenly saw Qin Yifeng's covered body moving constantly. He opened Qin Yifeng's quilt in a moment of nervousness, "Brother Feng, aren't you injured?"
As soon as he lifted the quilt, Crow found that Qin Yifeng had taken off his pants and was only wearing a pair of underwear, and the pair of pants that had been taken off was lying on the bed.
"What is this?" Crow couldn't see clearly for a moment and grabbed Qin Yifeng's pants with one hand, "Why are they so wet?"
"Fuck!" Qin Yifeng cursed and his face became redder and redder, but Crow didn't notice it. Instead, he nervously put his pants in front of his face and smelled it with his nose.
"Well……"
As soon as Crow smelled the smell, his expression suddenly changed, and he felt like he was about to vomit. It was so embarrassing. Not only did he touch those things so early in the morning, he even put them in front of his nose to smell them. This matter spread out.
How will he gain a foothold in the world in the future?
"Crow, what took you so long!"
At this time, Black Eagle, who had been waiting in the cafeteria and saw no one, came back to urge people, but when he saw the crow, he only saw a sad look on the crow's face, and Qin Yifeng, a guy who has always been carefree, unexpectedly showed up
While talking, he just lowered his head, blushed, and slowly put on a pair of clean trousers.
"Crow, are you okay?" Black Eagle couldn't help but feel curious when he saw Crow's expression. But when he saw Qin Yifeng's old pants, his face suddenly twisted.
Black Eagle is a sultry guy. After hanging out with Qin Yifeng and others for so long, Qin Yifeng has never heard him say fifty words. Normally, if nothing happens, he can't even make a fart, and he can stay up all day.
Talk to him, let alone see him smile!
However, Black Eagle's face was twisted now, as if he had endured it very hard, and Qin Yifeng estimated that he couldn't bear it for much longer. Sure enough, Black Eagle suddenly opened his mouth and laughed, laughing so hard that he turned forward and backward, and even laughed harder.
Tears came out.
"Brother Feng, you are so... haha..." Black Eagle raised his thumb and prepared to praise, but before he could finish his words, he laughed again, and this time he laughed even more exaggeratedly.
When Crow saw that Black Eagle was not laughing at him, he thought that Black Eagle probably didn't know about his scandal, so he followed Black Eagle and laughed without scruples, making Qin Yifeng want to find a hole to crawl in.
"You're laughing your ass off, don't laugh anymore!" Qin Yifeng shouted with a red face, and the roar of Black Eagle indeed stopped his laughter, but his face kept distorting, but the crow couldn't stop it.
"Come on, let's have breakfast, didn't we?" Qin Yifeng felt extremely embarrassed and headed to the cafeteria immediately.
Dadong and Alang didn't know what they were talking about, and Youya was sitting opposite them. As they were chatting, they suddenly saw Qin Yifeng, who was blushing, coming, and behind him were the laughing crows and the people who were obviously forbearing.
Black Eagle, who endured the pain with a smile, couldn't help but feel surprised.
After several questionings, Crow, the loudspeaker, couldn't help but tell what happened to Qin Yifeng that morning. When they heard about it, Dadong and Alang burst into laughter.
Alang smiled and said with emotion: "Brother Feng, you are finally considered a person who has been in prison." The prisoners all tolerated it. If you have never been violent or beaten a prison guard, you are not considered a competent person if you wet your pants in the morning.
prisoner, and now Qin Yifeng is clearly qualified.
"That's right!" Crow Crow agreed with a smile: "Although it's not as powerful as I was back then, it's not far behind, and Brother Feng is still young, so there's plenty of room for improvement."
Youjing tilted her head, looking at the Dadong trio who were leaning forward with laughter and Heiying who was holding back laughter and suffering. Finally, when she saw Qin Yifeng who had almost lowered his head under the table, she still didn't understand what they were talking about.
, can be so funny?
"What are you talking about?" Youjing finally asked unbearably, but as soon as he asked, Dadong and others' laughter immediately stopped, while Qin Yifeng's face turned even redder.
"Eat breakfast, today's breakfast is good!" Dadong pretended to hold up his glasses, took a forkful of ham sausage and put it into his mouth.
"It's really good!" Several other people also stopped laughing and ate calmly.
Seeing everyone like this, Youjing became even more confused. What on earth were they doing? "Yifeng, what were they laughing at just now?"
"No...nothing. Let's have breakfast. Today's breakfast is really good...hahahahaha!"