Qin Yifeng interrupted Cainai's memories, but Cainai had just taken out all his money and placed it next to the homeless old man.
"Yes, eat good food," Cainai replied, walked to a pile of paper sheets in the middle of the alley, and flipped through it. Soon, the paper sheets were opened, and there was a chicken coop inside, with a chicken in the chicken coop.
“You don’t want to eat here, do you?”
Qin Yifeng looked at it, feeling a little confused, and finally came to the conclusion that first-class killers are all weirdos, except me, of course.
"Well," Chainai nodded, "I remember that the most delicious food I have ever eaten was not a famous dish from our Laos, but a dish from your China."
Cainai brought the chicken coop, caught Na Nan out of the coop, cut his neck and drained the blood, put it in a bowl, and took a sip, "Would you like some? Take a sip of chicken blood to keep warm."
"No need," Qin Yifeng said, although he was bold, he was not too interested in this kind of thing.
"Okay then," Cainai was very prepared. When the paper was opened, there was not only a chicken coop and chickens, but also a hot water bottle and a washbasin. Now Cainai was plucking the chicken feathers, "I remember when I was wandering, One day I was about to starve to death, and suddenly a man from China showed up, saw me, and then cooked me a dish of rich chicken."
Guai Nai thought about it and licked his lips lightly, but the so-called rich chicken made Qin Yifeng's whole body tremble, as if he could eat it often before.
"When I heard the name of this dish, I thought I would become rich. In fact, I have some savings now, but later I found out that this dish actually has another name, which is called Beggar's Chicken." Guess Nai laughed to himself, while Qin Yifeng was also thoughtful.
Soon, Cai Nai finished plucking the chicken feathers, and even took out and washed the chicken's internal organs. I don't know when he started to prepare it, but the ingredients were actually very complete. He took out the sauce from a cloth bag, and even more There are a handful of glutinous rice, peanuts, shredded mushrooms...
After he washed the bag of miscellaneous ingredients, he sealed the chicken belly with a needle, wrapped the chicken in a piece of tin foil, and dug up the mud from the ground without caring about the stolen goods.
Soon, the whole chicken was wrapped in tinfoil, and the tinfoil was wrapped in mud. After doing all this, Chainai used paper, old newspapers, and dry branches to light a fire on the brick stove that he had set up early in the morning. Throw the chicken into the fire and roast it.
"Maybe one hour is not enough," Cainai suddenly said after doing this, "Can you give me half an hour more?"
"Okay, I'll make it easier for you," Qin Yifeng smiled. He was very interested in this weirdo.
"That's great," Cainai said, stirring the fire with a branch and turning the mud over. About half an hour later, Cainai put out the fire and took out the mud, regardless of burning his hands.
"Is it okay?" Qin Yifeng has eaten this dish a lot before, but he has never seen how it is made.
"That's it," Cainai cracked the mud with a palm, then opened the mud with his hands, and then opened the tinfoil. Immediately, a rich chicken fragrance came out, and the chicken fragrance was even more fragrant with the fragrance of mushrooms.
The fragrance reached Qin Yifeng's nose, and he felt that the fragrance was very familiar, "It seems that there is no wine,"
"Don't worry, why wouldn't I prepare some wine if I can invite you here?" Cainai dismantled the brick stove and dug up on the ground. He actually asked him to dig out two bottles of wine. "These are the knives that have been heated. "
"You are quite prepared, but you don't seem to have any bowls and chopsticks," Qin Yifeng said with a smile.
"Bowls and chopsticks," Guayong looked at Qin Yifeng with a bit of an idiotic expression, "You don't need bowls and chopsticks to eat this dish." As he said that, Guayyong pulled out a chicken leg and ate it very boldly.
Seeing this, Qin Yifeng didn't say much, and started eating. He felt that the taste was so similar to what he had eaten before, and he was a little touched for a moment.
"By the way, we're going to fight to the death later. Let's have a drink now. I won't hold back later," Cainai said.
"I'm afraid you'll beg for mercy, but I won't let you go," Qin Yifeng said with a smile.
The two bottles of Shaodaozi clinked in the air, and then everyone took a sip. Qin Yifeng finished the drink in one gulp and exclaimed, "Good wine."
"Of course, this is the 72-degree Shao Knife," Cai Nai seemed to be very happy that Qin Yifeng liked this wine, and actually showed off, "In ancient times, wine generally did not undergo multiple distillations to purify it, and the degree was low. Later, distillation was introduced Liquor, because of its high alcohol content, is obviously irritating in the mouth, so it is called Shao Knife."
"This is so boring. Is there any joke?" Qin Yifeng didn't want to listen to these academic theories and felt very dull.
"Joke," Cainai thought for a moment and suddenly said, "I have one that I also heard from you in China. Do you want to listen to it?"
"Tell me about it," Qin Yifeng said.
"Once upon a time, there was a rich woman who hired three bodyguards and asked them to guard the treasury, silver warehouse and grain warehouse respectively, and let them choose. The No. 1 bodyguard said that I would guard the gold, and the rich woman agreed. The No. 2 bodyguard said that I would guard the gold. "Shou Liang, the rich woman also agreed, but the No. 3 bodyguard thought for a moment, suddenly his face changed drastically, and he shouted, I quit,"
"Uh," Qin Yifeng couldn't react for a moment, but suddenly laughed again, "I said, your jokes are really good," he said while patting Cai Nai on the back. The two seemed to be very old friends. Same.
Classmates, do you know the punchline of Guai Nai’s joke? Shameless Apple won’t tell you.
"Thank you, you can do one too," Cainai's face twitched, "Also, don't pat me anymore, it will hurt me a lot."
"What are you afraid of? Will a grown man slap you twice and hurt you to death?" Qin Yifeng said disdainfully, "Okay, let's just tell a joke."
"Both master and disciple are the same, they are both scoundrels,"
Cainai muttered, and suddenly, a sad look appeared in the killer's eyes. However, the sad look disappeared in a flash and was not noticed by Qin Yifeng.
"Let me tell you an old joke. Once upon a time, a priest pointed to his bird and said to a nun: I have a key on my body, and I want to use it to open the door to heaven on your body. But at this moment, an old nun Suddenly he broke in and cursed the priest: Liar, yesterday you said it was the trumpet of God and asked me to blow it for half an hour."
"Haha..." Chainai is a Laotian after all, so this is an old joke that everyone in China has heard. This is the first time he heard it, and he couldn't help laughing, "Why are you so nasty? You just say these dirty things." joke,"
"Bah, how can you be so good," Qin Yifeng retorted, "You are guarding money and food, but in the end you made a mistake, are you embarrassed?"
"Haha," Cai Nai blushed, and then said cheekily, "What's the problem? Dirty jokes can also cultivate your temperament,"
"Seriously agree," Qin Yifeng said, raising the wine in his hand.
"Long live understanding," Cainai also welcomed Qin Yifeng's wine, and the two of them took another sip.
In the end, the two kept making jokes about each other. Not only did they laugh so hard that they "hooked up" together, they looked like a pair of old friends for many years, and they even woke up the old man deep in the alley.
The old man looked at the two people and suddenly felt that both of them seemed to be in danger, but why exactly the danger was, he couldn't explain.