"Everyone, you made the wisest choice by choosing this group." The bus will arrive at the destination in ten minutes. At this time, the fat tour guide began to introduce eloquently, "Vietnam is a beautiful country. Because of the long-term war, the ratio of men to women has become imbalanced. Now there are more women than men in Vietnam."
"Most of the men in Vietnam are big men. Every man wants to marry several women and go home to support themselves. Therefore, Vietnamese women are not willing to marry Vietnamese men, and the backward economy makes it even more difficult. Most Vietnamese women want to marry abroad. Because of their ethnicity, China, which is powerful and wealthy, has become the most desirable place for Vietnamese women.”
"Are Vietnamese women beautiful?" A group member suddenly asked a question. As soon as this question came out, all the male compatriots paid attention.
"How many ugly women have you seen along the way," the fat tour guide said confidently, "First of all, Vietnam is a temperate zone, and the climate here is humid, so the skin of ordinary Vietnamese women is quite smooth, and Vietnamese women have very smooth skin. The geographical environment here determines the eating habits, which are mostly vegetarian and seafood. This eating custom further determines that Vietnamese women rarely become obese. Along the way, you will not always see those petite, thin-waisted and docile ones. Vietnamese women? By the way, because of poverty, Vietnamese women are all bare-faced. You can see their truest side at a glance. The ones you find must be untouched."
"Yes, yes," everyone came over one after another.
"Okay, let me tell you what you are most concerned about. Why do our travel hotels dare to promise to guarantee replacement at any time?" The fat tour guide was obviously a highly professional person. In one sentence, he asked a question that all men are concerned about.
In fact, as a man, who doesn’t have a virginity plot? Those readers who say that I don’t have such a plot, and as long as I love each other sincerely, I don’t mind if a woman is a virgin, please touch your conscience, do you really not care? , there is no need to answer Apple on this point, because Apple is too embarrassed to say it.
The fat tour guide continued, "You all stayed in the hotel last night and watched a Vietnamese TV series. Do you think this series is boring? There is no actress in the show who wears a slightly revealing dress. Not only does it not have any revealing bridges, There is not even a kissing scene in the paragraph, which proves that Vietnam’s sexual concept is not very open,”
All men understand what the fat tour guide means. I have heard the tour guide say too many things in the past few days that Vietnamese women are hard-working, considerate, and virgins. This... this is so exciting.
"Xiao Qin, are you excited?" Ming Jun asked Qin Yifeng after listening.
"Damn it," Qin Yifeng still couldn't save face, "Do you think I'm as impatient as you?"
"Okay, let's get off the car. After we get off the car, the adoptive mother will take you into the factory to have a look. If you are satisfied, you can wait until you get off work at 8pm and go directly to the girl's home to negotiate for the gift."
"Adoptive mother," Qin Yifeng was very unfamiliar with this term and didn't understand why for a while.
"This brother, actually when I hear the term adoptive mother, I think it is a aunt-level figure. In fact, it is not the case. They are outstanding feminists in Vietnam. They came to China to study. After returning, they served as matchmakers for the sisters. Generally, adoptive mothers He is only about 20 years old and has at least a high school diploma."
"A high school diploma is an outstanding person," Qin Yifeng said disdainfully.
"Brother, you have to look at the national conditions. There are not many people in Vietnam who have completed junior high school. What do you want to do with a high school degree?" the fat tour guide said very reasonably, "Okay, the adoptive mother is waiting below, we Go down first,"
"Let's go," Ming Jun said, taking the lead to follow the fat tour guide down.
"Okay," Qin Yifeng also wanted to see how this marriage was going to happen. Suddenly he thought of a question and asked the fat tour guide, "What if I like these Vietnamese women and he doesn't like me? By the way. "There's no chance they won't like me because I'm so handsome, I'm just asking for other group members," Qin Yifeng said feeling good about himself, but the fat tour guide didn't think so.
"Don't worry, first of all, even if you are not handsome, as long as you like ten, then these ten will be happy to be married by you. Then the only thing you will be worried about is which one you want," the fat tour guide thought. Disdainfully, "Damn, you are so handsome despite being such a bear,"
"It's really that easy," Qin Yifeng didn't believe it, so he took two steps faster and entered the factory with the Ming army.
The destination this time was an electronics factory. As soon as we entered the factory, there was a very beautiful adoptive mother who was about 20 years old and had no makeup on her face, but her skin was as white as snow.
"Hello everyone, my name is Ruan Sari. This time I will show you around. I hope you will find the girl you like," the adoptive mother Ruan Sari said in Vietnamese. Most of the men in the group didn't understand. Including Qin Yifeng.
Just when the fat tour guide was about to translate, Ming Jun actually spoke in Vietnamese. No one knew what Ming Jun said except the fat tour guide, but they saw Ruan Lisha's face turned red.
After Ruan Lisa blushed, she spoke in Vietnamese again, and this time Ming Jun directly took on the responsibility of translating, "This beautiful woman's surname is Ruan, and she is our guide this time. Miss Ruan asked us to go in with him,"
"Oh," everyone reacted and immediately followed Ruan Lisha in. As soon as they entered the workshop, hundreds of factory girls appeared in front of them.
These men who cannot find wives in China are also of a certain age and should not be so eager to take care of them. However, as soon as they enter the workshop, these men show off their pig-like looks one after another, looking very wretched.
No matter how hard the fat tour guide tried to stop them and not let them get close to the production line and affect normal production, there were still a few men who refused to listen. In the end, they were fined Vietnamese dong equal to the face value of ten yuan RMB by the workshop director, and they simply refused. He won't leave the woman he likes.
When the fat tour guide saw this situation, he immediately got busy and said, "What a mistake, why didn't I bring two more translators?"
What makes Qin Yifeng strange is that although the women who were entangled could not understand what those men were saying, they knew that these men were from China and were here to pick wives, so they all squeezed out smiles and laughed very hard. of sweetness.
"Damn, it's really that easy," Qin Yifeng counted and came to a conclusion, "It seems that these fifteen people have all got wives."
"Mingjun, why don't you come up," Qin Yifeng asked.
"Do I need to fight with them over what to get?" Ming Jun said disdainfully, "With my outstanding appearance, I naturally have to choose the best one."
"Well, the best one," Qin Yifeng took a look and saw that the Vietnamese girls in front of him were all pretty, and their quality was about the same, so how to choose the best one.
"Wait a minute, could it be..." Qin Yifeng kept looking at his adoptive mother Ruan Lisha, and saw Ruan Lisha standing behind Ming Jun with her head lowered and an expression like a little woman, "You just came in before What did you say to her?"
"I didn't say anything, I just said that I am Chinese," Ming Jun said.
"Nonsense, who of the people here for a blind date are not from China?"
"Um, by the way, I also said something," Ming Jun suddenly woke up, and he didn't know whether he really forgot or pretended not to remember. The act of remembering now was too exaggerated, "I just said She said, I'm attracted to you,"
"That's it," Qin Yifeng blinked, looked at Ruan Lisha, and then at Ming Jun, "Is that done?"
"Are you done with it?"
Ming Jun didn't say anything, and put his arm around Ruan Lisha's shoulders. Vietnam's national conditions were conservative, and Ruan Lisha was not used to it at first, and she seemed very uncomfortable, but she did not break away from Ming Jun.
"It seems like it's done," Qin Yifeng sighed.
"Brother Ming, can you come and help me?" At this time, the fat tour guide, who was overwhelmed, called out, asking Ming Jun, who knew Vietnamese, to come forward and help.
"Here we come," Ming Jun smiled and walked over. As soon as Ming Jun left, Ruan Lisha asked Qin Yifeng: "He...is what he said true?"
"You know Chinese." Although Ruan Lisha's Chinese was a bit stiff, Qin Yifeng could still hear her clearly, "What are you asking about? Is it true?"
"He said he wanted to be the emperor and asked me to be the queen. Are there any emperors in the world now?" Ruan Lisha asked nervously.
"Let you be the queen," Qin Yifeng looked at Ruan Lisha, and then at the Ming army in the distance, "Isn't he only looking for someone to give birth to a child?"