Three days. For ordinary people, especially office workers who rarely have to go to work on vacation, three days pass very quickly. It can even be said that they don't feel at all.
However, for Qin Yifeng at this moment, he felt that time passed very slowly.
He had worked very hard in the past three days. He knew clearly that his wives had arranged a birthday party for him. But Qin Wuya and Hou Yunxiang repeatedly warned him that he should feel the surprise and coax them. After marrying his daughter-in-law, he pretended not to know.
Until this morning, all his wives actually used an excuse to say: "I'm giving you a day off today. You can go out and have a good time. You are not allowed to come back until you receive a call from us."
They just wanted to send Qin Yifeng away with these words. Qin Yifeng knew what they were thinking, but he pretended not to know, which made him very distressed. He had been very depressed in the past three days, which made him swear Said: "From now on I won't be celebrating my birthday."
Qin Yifeng booked a room in a hotel for a month and stayed there for a day. He was afraid that he would suddenly fall into a coma while walking around on the street.
Just as dusk came and he saw that he was still unconscious and wondered if his master had made a mistake, his phone suddenly rang.
When I received this call, I suddenly felt like I could see the moonlight after the clouds had cleared. But I knew that my miserable life was finally coming to an end. Now I have a family to return to, someone who cares for me, and someone who loves me. More Someone gave me some shoe paper to celebrate my birthday.
"Calm down. Calm down and keep calm." Qin Yifeng warned herself in her heart as she slowly walked home.
"Huh." When he walked to the door of his house, Qin Yifeng suddenly took a deep breath. He knew that the time had come to test his acting skills.
After being mentally prepared, he opened the door first and saw the darkness inside. He immediately showed a surprised expression and pretended to be confused: "How come there is no one there?"
In fact, Qin Yifeng felt very wronged. Damn it, just hide better. Talk about you, Liu Dong. Do you think I can't see you when you hide behind that floor-standing vase?
And you, Dadong, are hiding behind the sofa alone. You are hiding well at first. I also suspect that you are a spy. But you are itchy or something. Will you die if you don't move?
The most embarrassing thing is that Qin Yifeng clearly saw a group of people hiding in a dark corner, but he had to pretend that he couldn't see it. And it wasn't just that. According to the plan, he couldn't turn on the light. "Have they ever thought about what if I don't turn on the light when I come back?" Turn on the lights. Doesn't this prove that their plan has been exposed?"
Qin Yifeng said this and slowly walked around the house. He walked very skillfully and avoided all the people who were hiding. He first looked at the bedroom and said one sentence: "There is no one."
"Still no one."
"Why is there no one there?"
Qin Yifeng's scene is very good now. When he pretended to be disappointed and sat helplessly on the sofa, he sighed and said in an extremely disappointed tone: "Damn it, no one even remembers my birthday. It's so disappointing. .”
After saying this, he immediately closed his eyelids. When his eyelids just closed, he saw the light shining through his eyelids. Then a bunch of colorful ribbons fell one after another. The words "Happy Birthday" came from around him.
"Ah." When Qin Yifeng heard these four words, he immediately looked at everyone in surprise. Moreover, his speech trembled professionally: "You... you... I love you to death."
Qin Yifeng's disgusting words made him feel numb at first. But everyone waiting, especially his wives, felt very proud. "Look, you usually say how smart you are, but you didn't notice the trap we set. You What the hell do you have the nerve to say?"
"Brother Feng, happy birthday." Dadong said and gave Qin Yifeng a hug. At the same time, he whispered: "Thank you for your hard work. It's so hard to pretend that you don't know."
Hearing Dadong's words, Qin Yifeng immediately complained in his heart. In Dadong's ear, Ya whispered harshly: "You did it on purpose just now."
"Of course it was intentional. Otherwise, you would have had so much trouble holding back your laughter." Dadong said very proudly. "By the way, I looked very itchy just now."
"You." Qin Yifeng was furious for a moment. "You are rebelling. You are all rebelling."
"Don't say that. Come and have a laugh. My sisters-in-law will be unhappy if you don't laugh." Dadong was very proud. He knew that only Qin Yifeng's wives in the world could cure this guy.
"Ouch. It's a pity that Black Eagle is not here. Otherwise, he can help me prove that someone said something during the Golden Triangle. I believe someone's wife will really want to hear it." Qin Yifeng looked unhappy at Dadong. He immediately He counterattacked and said.
"Ouch. Brother Feng, let's not talk about this anymore. Come and open the gift." Dadong said and squeezed his gift to Qin Yifeng. He thought to himself: "What a joke. Let Xiaoqi know that I actually said Xiaoqi when I was in the Golden Triangle. Qi is very angry. It would not be good if Xiao Qi, who is becoming more and more like a tigress, hears these words."
"You've got your wits about you, kid." Qin Yifeng said with a smile, thinking whether you would dare next time.
When he opened Dadong's gift to future generations, he decided to forget Dadong's painful foot that he had caught. Just because Dadong's gift suited him very much. It was a bullet. When Qin was in the Golden Triangle, Army bullets.
Although he didn't contribute much in that war, it was still worth Qin Yifeng's memory. But Qin Yifeng thought about it. He was too stingy. He actually gave himself the souvenir brought back from the Golden Triangle.
"Dadong. Why are you becoming more and more stingy?" Qin Yifeng asked.
"Haha." Dadong also said a little embarrassed. "I'm not stingy anymore. Just take a look at what Liu Dong gives you."
"Oh." When Qin Yifeng heard this, he immediately knew that Liu Dong's gift was even more outrageous. He immediately looked at Liu Dong and said, "Liu Dong, what are you giving me?"
"Brother Feng, my gift is too expensive. You'd better give it in private so as not to make others feel embarrassed to give away their gift." Liu Dong said with a look of embarrassment.
"Really?" Qin Yifeng said as he suddenly waved his hand and grabbed Liu Dong's gift. He opened it and looked at it. His pupils suddenly opened. "Liu Dong, this is the gift you gave me. You actually Give me socks."
Qin Yifeng's eyes seemed to be saying: Is this what you call an expensive gift? Liu Dong noticed that Qin Yifeng was not embarrassed when he looked at him. He still said proudly, "Of course. This is bamboo carbon fiber material. It can prevent foot odor. .Athlete's foot. Athlete's foot. I walked the entire night market street and it cost me ten yuan to buy it."
"Damn, I'll give you ten yuan." Qin Yifeng held the "high-end" sock. He suddenly had the urge to kill someone. Is he really so easy to fool? "Wait a minute. Why is there only one."
"Brother Feng, you are a layman when you ask like this." Liu Dong said proudly, "There are two socks in a pair. If I give it to you at once, won't I have to think of something to give you next year? So in order to save my brain. It’s also to save money...no, it’s to protect the environment. I decided to give you one this year. I’ll give you the other one on your birthday next year.”
"Fuck." Qin Yifeng cursed. He turned to Dadong with a look that said, "Dadong, you're right." "Dadong, you'd better be nice to me."
"Brother, happy birthday." At this time, Tang Chao and Long Er also walked in, holding gifts in their hands. The two of them are busy with both business and private affairs now. It is really not easy to find time to come out.
"Brother Feng, happy birthday. You seem to have invited a lot of friends." Tang Chao said, "I can see cars coming in from outside."
"Friends." Qin Yifeng was surprised. "How could I invite any friends? Aren't they all arranged by you?"
"No." Everyone shook their heads in denial.
"That's weird. What kind of friends are they?" Qin Yifeng was also surprised. "Let's go out and take a look."
"good."
Tang Chao said immediately and walked out with Qin Yifeng. Because Tang Chao had already seen how many cars were coming, he could accept it now. But Qin Yifeng was different. When he saw the convoy, he I was immediately frightened.