"This is what happened. Let me ask you, what would happen to you if your love rival fell into the water?"
"Just fall in, it's none of my business?" the player who just asked the question replied.
Cai Baozi chuckled, pointed at the player and said: "Look, your ideological consciousness is not good enough. That day the romantic guardian fell into the water, and he took off his pants on the spot like a stand-alone god..."
"One shot?" a player who looked like he was mentally retarded guessed.
"Send it to your sister. She was like a stand-alone god when she took a dip. The whole sea area turned yellow. It was like the water of the Yellow River came from the sky and rushed to the sea never to return."
"But it still has nothing to do with the Gujian family?"
"I haven't made it up yet... I'm done. It happened that people from the Gujian family were passing by, and everyone worked together to drown Fengliu's guardian in the water. So there was a conflict between the Gujian family and the Fengliu family.
, and if you think about it, there will definitely be a fight between the two big families. When something like this happens, how can there be no conflict between the two parties."
"Yes, I heard that they had a group fight in the Flame Mountain later, and Feng Liu Yunjuan, one of the three giants of the Feng Liu family at that time, personally took action."
Cai Baozi said: "More than that, the Ice and Snow sisters of the Gujian family were dispatched at that time. I heard that three women had a threesome fight at the top of the Flame Mountain. No, it was a threesome fight. The fight was really shocking. It was really heaven and earth.
My color changes because of it, a-v becomes dim because of it..."
In this way, Cai Baozi fooled everyone here for a whole morning. By noon, tens of thousands of players gathered outside the west gate of Chang'an, including two or three thousand people from the Fengliu family, and nearly a thousand people from the Gujian family. Fengliu
The guardian is also here, but it doesn't look like a stand-alone god.
However, everyone also knows that the time for the duel is today, but the specific time has not been determined.
But after waiting until after one o'clock in the afternoon, the Fengliu family got really impatient, so they sent someone to look for Ma Xiaoxiao and asked: "Hey! Concubine Xiaoxiang, when will the stand-alone god come? We have been waiting all morning.
."
Ma Xiaoxiao didn't know what Ouyang Lei was doing now. No one responded to her messages, and he didn't reply to her messages. She went to his room and found Ouyang Lei in the game room. She didn't know what he was doing now, using the computer to connect
After going to the game warehouse, I called him but there was no response.
"The stand-alone god is having lunch. He said he would come over after lunch. You guys wait first!"
The young errand boy from the Fengliu family went back to report. It was already past two o'clock in the afternoon. The Fengliu family saw that Ouyang Lei hadn't come yet, so they sent someone over to ask again.
Ma Xiaoxiao, the wretched trio, the three Ouyang sisters, Xuanyuan Juelian, Fallen Happy Qin Yue and others were all waiting. When they saw people from the Fengliu family coming over to ask, they didn't know how to answer.
Finally, Li Qingfeng stood up and said: "I just finished my meal like a stand-alone god. I felt a little uncomfortable after eating too much. I was going to the toilet and I came up soon."
So the Fengliu family continued to wait, and when it was almost three o'clock, they sent someone over again.
"Are you scared when I say you're a stand-alone god? Why haven't you come yet?"
Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what excuse to make.
Fallen Happy stood up and said: "He was hungry again after going to the toilet. He was eating. He came up after a while when he was full."
So, the Merry Family was delayed for more than half an hour.
When the Fengliu family came over again, Xuanyuan Juelian said: "He met a girl while eating. She was very pretty. Now he is busy asking for her phone number. He will come as soon as he finishes the call."
"The girl who was asked for her phone number was very proactive and the two of them went to book a room."
"The car broke down on the way back from the apartment."
"The car has been repaired and there is no more gas."
"With the rise in oil prices, he doesn't have enough money."
"I got home, but I twisted my ankle when I got out of the car."
…
Just like this, all kinds of nonsense excuses kept the people of the Fengliu family until eight o'clock in the evening.
Not to mention that everyone was anxiously waiting, even Cai Baozi, who was talking nonsense to everyone from a distance, was so thirsty that he almost died.
At eight o'clock, Feng Liu's guardian who had been waiting for a whole day couldn't stand it anymore. According to his current experience value, if he spent today's time upgrading, he would be almost level 17 now. As a result, he was at level 17.
I waited outside the west gate of Chang'an City for a whole day and still didn't see the stand-alone god.
Then I was perfunctory for almost a day with all kinds of ridiculous reasons. Now thinking about Feng Liu's guardian, I feel like my head has been kicked by a donkey.
"You are like a stand-alone god. You and I agreed to fight here a month ago, but today, I will wait for you here from morning to night. If you are a man, just stand up."
At this time, a white figure jumped out from the crowd, walked towards the center surrounded by onlookers, and approached Feng Liu's guardian.
"He has something to do. I'm here to meet you today on his behalf!" As he said that, the visitor waved his long sword, and a gust of wind blew up his robe. The fluttering robe looked so domineering in the wind.
This person is none other than Concubine Xiaoxiang, one of the important protagonists mentioned in Caibaozi's nonsense just now.
"Go down, you are only at the first level of the Bigu Stage. The person I am going to challenge here today is just like a stand-alone god, not you, a woman."
"Hmph! I am a woman who is like a stand-alone god. Today, I will fight you here on behalf of him!"
Li Qingfeng in the distance was stunned and said to himself: "When did my brother finish Xiaoxiao?"
The brothel dream next to her said: "Sister Qiangwei, you don't know this. It seems that the earthquake was settled on the day of the earthquake. Moreover, the three of us seriously suspected that the earthquake was too violent when the two of them did not do good things."
Li Qingfeng looked at Dream of Brothel with disdain, but if Ma Xiaoxiao was not with his brother, he would not have come forward at this time.
Brother, great job! You even got my teacher’s daughter, who is worthy of being my biological brother. [Reader: My biological brother and my biological brother are two different things, okay?]…
"Boss, boss, it's not good, it's not good."
"You didn't watch me eat pears, bother me, really, mom said you can't talk while eating, but you still talk to me at this time, it's annoying."
"No, boss, a woman just came out and said she wanted to fight for the stand-alone brother."
Luo Xixi said indifferently while nibbling on the pear in her hand: "What's wrong? It's normal for the man I like to be attracted by other women."
With that said, Luo Xixi threw away the finished pear core in her hand. It happened that not far behind was Cai Baozi who was talking nonsense.
"It was too late, but it was soon. Just when the mysterious strong man hanging in the air used the long-lost trick of entangling two fireballs, he stole the jingle bells with lightning speed like a stand-alone god...
ah……"
Just when Caibaozi said the word "dang", a pear core flew over and flew into his mouth. Moreover, because his mouth shape was too exaggerated, it got stuck in his throat.
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