Chapter 135, The Third Jade Card, I'm Embarrassed, The Seventh Change
The Daoshan Carving Monster nodded, smiled and said to Ouyang Lei: "Baoji, your understanding is not bad, you are almost half as good as mine."
"You will die if you don't brag, but it seems reasonable to hear what you say. So, what do you think should be done with this cursed blade?"
The Carving Monster on Daoshan looked at Ouyang Lei with a smile, and then looked at the Cursed Blade on the table.
Cursed Blade first shouted: "Just like a stand-alone god, I have helped you. You can't just... just... kill me just because I want to absorb your virtue. At worst, I will absorb it from you."
I’ll give you five points of moral virtue if you leave!”
When Ouyang Lei heard this, he suddenly thought of a good way.
"Cursed Blade, in this way, I will give you three ways. The first way is to throw you directly to the knife mountain and wait for the destined person to pick you up."
"Don't choose!" Cursed Blade said angrily.
"The second way is, I give you to others, and then let everyone start a bloody storm because of you. You can absorb the evil virtue, and it saves me trouble..."
"This is good, this is good..."
"But I will go to you regularly and ask for your virtue. If you don't give it, I will kill you directly. Don't doubt my strength."
Although the Cursed Blade is not afraid of the stand-alone god, Xiao Jing, who is just like the stand-alone god, is indeed very strong, and I always feel that the ugly but kind-looking Knife Mountain Carving Monster next to me gives me an invisible sense of oppression.
"The third way is to teach me the method of absorbing other people's yin virtues, and then I will sell you. From now on, I will follow my Yangguan Road, and you will take your Naihe Bridge."
"Okay, okay, but why should I take the Naihe Bridge? But this sounds reliable."
Ouyang Lei actually hoped that Cursed Blade would choose the third one, so that he wouldn't have to worry about his own moral integrity. He asked, "What do I need to prepare?"
Cursed Blade said: "Of course you need to prepare. In fact, my method is only suitable for tools, not people. Therefore, you need to have something, which can be a weapon or a magic weapon. Anyway, it must be something you can use.
You can interact with other people.”
Ouyang Lei suddenly thought that his two jade tokens had nothing to do with you and his domineering side.
Then he asked the engraving monster of Daoshan: "Old monster, can you help me get another jade plaque?"
"Okay, I happen to have a piece of jadeite here, and I can help you get another green magic weapon. But this time, the magic weapon may only be a low-level one."
"It doesn't matter, low-level ones are fine too."
"Then what words do you want to be engraved on?"
Ouyang Lei thought for a long time. He already has two jade tablets. One is none of your business, and the other is domineering. The names of both are very powerful. The third one must also have a more powerful name, preferably on top.
It’s also four characters.
But it’s not easy to think of names, otherwise there wouldn’t be bad names like Momotaro Yanagi, Goko Kurihara, and Kazuma Noda.
How about calling it "Study hard and make progress every day"? This slogan is good and catchy, but it's already eight words long, so it doesn't work.
Why don't you call me a more obscene name?
Observe yin and great dampness.
Yin is small and wet is big.
If your brother is older, don’t get erect.
Strange feet and big ru.
Big and profound.
…
"I'm so embarrassed. Isn't it too vulgar and sexual!" Ouyang Lei thought, and he couldn't stand it anymore.
The engraving on Daoshan next to it must be "I'm so embarrassed". Although it is not grammatically correct, it does sound very personal, so I started carving on the jadeite.
While Ouyang Lei was meditating hard, the Knife Mountain Carving Monster and the Cursed Blade had already begun to communicate.
Ouyang Lei thought for a long time but couldn't think of a better name. When he suddenly looked back, he found those two guys in a dimly lit place. Done!
"Old monster, what's going on now?"
The engraving monster from Daoshan laughed, raised the emerald green jade plaque and said: "Dangdangdangdang - your new magic weapon, done!"
Ouyang Lei took it over with questions on his face and saw that there were four big characters carved on it: "I'm so embarrassed."
Poof - Ouyang Lei spurted out a mouthful of blood and almost fainted here.
However, the Knife Mountain Carving Monster has successfully refined the magic weapon. Ouyang Lei noticed the above introduction. Every time he attacks the player with it, he can get a little Yin De, and the Yin De inside can be taken out at any time and become his own.
Although the name is a bit embarrassing, no, it is not a bit embarrassing but very embarrassing, but it can be regarded as a top-notch magic weapon in my hand.
So Ouyang Lei left here.
When Ouyang Lei went back to revive, he noticed that it was already past one o'clock in the middle of the night and everyone had already gone offline.
It's just that I was only thinking about the magic weapon and didn't notice the time, so I packed up and went offline.
When Ouyang Lei came out of the game warehouse, he found Ma Xiaoxiao lying on his bed with the laptop still open next to him. Ouyang Lei looked at the screen and it said: Dear, the data cable cannot be found and the game cannot be connected.
Cang, I'm worried about affecting your game again. I'm going to bed first. Good night.
Ouyang Lei packed up the computer, changed into pajamas, and lay down next to Ma Xiaoxiao. This little girl had fallen into a sweet dream. Even when she was asleep, she looked so beautiful [good-looking or not has nothing to do with sleeping.
OK】.
He kissed Ma Xiaoxiao gently on her little face, and then lay next to her contentedly.
It was a wonderful night because the person I loved most was by my side.
"Get up, get up, the sun is shining on your butt." Ma Xiaoxiao shouted while sitting on Ouyang Lei.
"Please, I didn't go to bed until almost two o'clock last night. Xiaoxiao, please let me go."
"No, get up quickly and come with me for morning exercise. Get up." As she said that, Ma Xiaoxiao still grabbed the collar of Ouyang Lei's pajamas and dangled them around. As a result, Ma Xiaoxiao shook Ouyang Lei and the whole comfortable big bed
It's also shaking.
Ever since, someone's little butt and someone's little brother were squeezing, squeezing, squeezing.
The following conversation occurred:
"Don't squeeze me anymore, I'm warning you, be careful I get bigger and hit you!"
"Tch~ I'm just going to squeeze you. What can you do to me? You're the one who's standing up to me? Anyway, there are two pairs of pajamas between us, so I'm not afraid of you."
"You...you...you are still squeezing me. Do you believe that I am really a gangster?"
"Ouch, I'm so scared, come on, comeon!"
"You...you...just wait for me. Sooner or later, I will bully you."
"Threatening me? Huh! You think I'm scared of you, but I'm not afraid. If you have me, just break out of your pajamas and come here~"
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