Although Zeng Shen looked a little stupid, it was just an appearance. No one was really stupid. Of course he ran away while someone was blocking the big tiger.
The big tiger frowned and looked at Ouyang Lei, the word "王" on his forehead was wrinkled into "two".
"You bastard, I'm obviously a man, why do you call me lady?"
Ouyang Lai took out the Sunflower Water Staff, smiled obscenely, and said, "There is no picture and no truth. If you have the ability, why don't you show it off?"
The tiger laughed loudly and said: "You think we are as pedantic as you humans. We will block it with our pants tomorrow, but we still like to give women flowers, but they don't know that flowers are reproductive organs. If you want to see it, okay, I'll do it
Prove it to you stupid humans."
As he said that, the tiger leaned back and raised its two front legs. Ouyang Lei's current angle was just right so that he could see the tiger's entire chassis.
Then Ouyang Lei's staff waved three sunflower thunders.
All concentrated on a certain place on the tiger that is said to be a place where wine can be brewed.
Then Ouyang Lei turned around and ran away.
"Anyway, Toujiro, you wait for me. Long Wo Shoal was tricked by shrimps, Tiger Luo JJ was bullied! You wait for me."
Ouyang Lei knew that his mission was to rescue Zeng Shen. Although the other party did not have the ability to transform into a human form, since he could speak, it proved that he was not an ordinary character. It would be better for such a guy to trick him and then run away.
Kingly way.
During this period, Ouyang Lei was cooking in the medicine jar every day, so he had plenty of time. He had finished the original novel, and now has a considerable idea for the new novel. He is collecting information. The name of the new book is "The Obscene Way of Online Games"
", the protagonist is a very vulgar and vulgar person.
Ouyang Lei is going to artistically process what happened just now and write it into his own novel.
Just when I was thinking about it, I received a new reminder that Zeng Shen encountered bandits on his way home.
"No! He just collects firewood from the mountains and brings it home. He does it just like Zero Zero Seven, really!" Ouyang Lei complained, but Ouyang Lei stepped up and quickly arrived at the designated coordinates in the mission prompt.
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Now two bandits were blocking Zeng Shen's way. Ouyang Lei discovered that one of the two bandits was taller and the other shorter.
"Huh? Does it mean that one of the two people involved in the robbery must be taller and the other shorter?"
At this time Zeng Shen was confronting two bandits on a wooden bridge.
"Put down the ax in your hand first!"
"No! Put down the knives in your hands first!"
"I won't let go!"
"I won't let go either!"
I don’t know why, but this kind of dialogue that frequently appears in police movies also appears here.
At this time, Ouyang Lei had already rushed over. He had just stepped onto the bridge and didn't know who among the three people was eating too many beans when he heard a pop.
A huge stench shot straight into the sky, the sky and the earth changed color, and the sky was torn apart. Ouyang Lei almost vomited out.
Fortunately, I have been with Daoji for a while and have developed the ability to resist various disgusting smells.
Just when I was holding on to the bridge to breathe fresh air, I found large areas of dead fish carcasses floating on the water.
"Damn! Biohazard? So cruel!"
The short bandit smiled honestly and said, "I'm sorry, I accidentally couldn't hold it back."
Ouyang Lei came over and helped Zeng Shen, who almost fainted from the smoke, and said, "Don't worry, I'll leave these two guys to me."
As he spoke, Ouyang Lei stretched out his hand and threw out three Kuishui mines from the Kuishui staff in his hand, all of which hit the short bandit. The bandit screamed and lost three-tenths of his health.
"Oh, where did this brat come from? You dare to ruin your uncle's good deeds. If I don't kill you today, the two of us will not be the weasel duo."
Ouyang Lei nodded and said: "Based on your taste, you really haven't insulted the name of weasel."
These two people were just two NPCs who appeared to increase the difficulty of the task, but Ouyang Lei was different. Xiaojing killed thousands of people outside the west gate of Chang'an City, and all of them were blamed on him, so he
Ouyang Lei's spiritual power has also improved a lot, and now Ouyang Lei's spiritual power is close to three thousand.
In less than a moment, the two bandits were defeated.
"Zeng Shen, you go back first and leave this place to me."
Ouyang Lei let Zeng Shen go, partly for the mission, and partly to see if he could rob something from the two bandits like he did just now.
"Uncle, please let us two go. We both had no choice but to embark on this evil path."
The other one also begged: "Yes, yes, sir, I can tell you are a kind-hearted person just by looking at your handsome appearance. Please let us two live."
Ouyang Lei nodded, feeling that these two people were much better at pleading than the previous two people.
"Then, whoever says one thing between you two will make me let you go after listening to it. If you say it, I will let you two go. Otherwise, hum!"
Ouyang Lei waved the Kuishui Staff in his hand. Both of them were frightened. The taller bandit knelt on the ground. Ouyang Lei heard a splashing sound, and then found a piece of water spreading from under the bandit's legs.
trace.
The short bandit smiled flatteringly and said to Ouyang Lei: "Uncle, you are the best. Please be kind and treat us two as..."
As soon as he said this, poof - Ouyang Lei not only felt that the voice was familiar, but also that the smell was familiar.
"Get out of here! Get out of here! You two can get as far away from me as possible."
At this moment, Ouyang Lei seemed to understand the true meaning of the idiom.
I continued to chase Zeng Shen, lest he encounter anything else along the way.
As a result, within a minute of running out, Ouyang Lei saw Zeng Shen being robbed by two people again, but strangely, this time he did not receive the task prompt.
What made me feel even more strange was that the two robbers were only wearing a pair of large shorts.
Looking at it again, I feel that these two people look very familiar. One is very tall and the other is very short.
When Ouyang Lei got closer, he saw the names of these two people, they were named Yao Duan Duan and Ye Zhengchang who had just been separated for less than an hour.
"You two, what a coincidence."
"Ya Zhudie!"
"It can't be such a coincidence?"
Zeng Shen saw that Ouyang Lei knew these two people, so he asked: "Aoi, who are these two people?"
Ouyang Lei was so embarrassed. At that time, Aoi was just a random word he said. Unexpectedly, Zeng Shen actually remembered it and regarded it as his real name.
"It's none of your business, so go back first. Leave the affairs here to me."
When Zeng Shen saw that he had nothing to do, and he was really worried about his mother at home, he immediately ran to his house.
"You two, what are you going to hand over this time?" The two of them were stunned, not knowing what to do.
Ouyang Lei thought for a while and said: "In this case, have you two seen the man just now? You two are following him. If he encounters a bad guy or something, you two will help, and then I will consider taking you two away."
My personal clothes will be returned to you."
The name should be short and the night is long. It is better for two people to follow than to be killed by this person.
So the two men ran after Zeng Shen.
result……
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