Chapter 178? The doctor in the village is a rascal
"Damn! What kind of bad name is this?"
"I've been thinking... thinking... thinking about it for a long time."
Ouyang Lei is so embarrassed, this is also called a name, no, this is also called a person's name, forget it, I am too lazy to be on the same level as Daoji, so I just treat it as revenge from him.
"Daoji, now Zhou Zhongyou has fainted again. I'm going to find a doctor to come over and treat him."
Ouyang Lei shook his head and was about to explain to Daoji when he suddenly noticed the heavy snow everywhere. "Brother, heavy snow can still cause heatstroke? Are you mistaken?"
Daoji thought for a while and said: "What you said is good...good...it seems to make sense..."
Ouyang Lei was completely embarrassed. He left Daoji and Zhou Zhongyou here and ran straight to the nearest village. Now Zhou Zhongyou has walked eighty-seven miles of the one-hundred-mile road, that is,
He said he would be home in thirteen miles, but thirteen miles was only six or seven kilometers away. By the time Ouyang Lei ran all the way to the village, he was already exhausted and sweating profusely.
Seeing an old man at the gate of the village, Ouyang Lei wiped the sweat from his forehead, walked over, bowed respectfully, and then asked: "Excuse me, this old man, where is the doctor's house in your village?"
Where is it? A friend of mine got frostbite more than ten miles away."
The old man was puffing away with big bags under his eyes. He looked at Ouyang Lei and asked, "What's wrong with your friend?"
Ouyang Lei said: "My friend was frostbitten. I suspect he may have frostbite."
Although Ouyang Lei doesn't know what frostbite is, it should be a symptom that may appear in winter.
The old man looked at Ouyang Lei suspiciously, and then pointed to the sky with the cigarette rod in his hand. Ouyang Lei looked up at the sky.
"Wow, the sun is so bright."
The old man laughed and said: "It's such a strong sun, your friend actually got frostbite. Did you get slapped on the head by the door bow when you went out, or was it pulled out by the door bow?"
Ouyang Lei smiled awkwardly, there is no way you can explain this kind of thing to an NPC.
So Ouyang Lei thought for a while and said: "Actually, I am an alchemist. I came here today because I heard that the doctors here have very good medical skills, so I came here specifically to ask for advice."
"Can I ask for advice?" the old man asked with a smile.
"Yeah yeah."
"Then pay the money first."
Ouyang Lei was shocked. The breakfast trio had deceived him once. Now this old man asked for money as soon as he opened his mouth. What happened? He would have fallen into the trap of the Beggar Gang. Otherwise, Zhou Zhongyou
He is the most famous finance minister in history? Otherwise, how could this be possible?
Forget it, for the sake of the mission, all the money is just a waste.
An ancient saying goes: Other people's money is something external to me.
However, Ouyang Lei's heart still bleeds when he sees that the things that are external to him have really become things that are external to him.
After giving the old man a hundred taels of silver, the old man turned his head and pointed to a small house next to the village entrance and said, "Have you seen that house? The doctor's house is right there. Go and find it."
Ouyang Lei is so embarrassing. If I had known he was right next to me, I wouldn't have talked nonsense with you. I wasted a hundred taels of silver on myself, hey...
Ouyang Lei walked straight to the small house. The small house looked quite simple. When he got closer, he smelled a faint smell of Chinese medicine. Yes, this should be the doctor's home.
"Is there anyone inside?"
"who?"
"I'm here to visit the doctor. Can I come in?"
After Ouyang Lei said this, he waited for a while, but there was no movement inside. Ouyang Lei didn't know whether he should open the door and go in.
After waiting for a while, he asked again: "Is there anyone inside?"
"who?"
"I'm here to see the doctor. I wonder if the doctor is at home?"
Another long silence.
Ouyang Lei felt so strange. If there was no one else, there shouldn't be anyone talking to him. But when he asked questions, someone really answered him, but after answering, he didn't come out to open the door for him, or even opened the door for him.
Don't let yourself go in.
After waiting for a while, there was still no sound from inside.
"Is there anyone inside?"
"who?"
"I'm here to see the doctor. Is the doctor at home? If no one answers, I will open the door and go in."
As a result, there was still no sound inside.
At this time, a beggar came over and said to Ouyang Lei: "Brother, are you from outside?"
Ouyang Lei nodded and said, "That's right. I seem to have come here specifically to see the doctor. What's going on at the doctor's house? Why do you ask 'who' every time you ask, and then there is no sound?"
The beggar looked embarrassed, picked up the broken bowl with one hand, scratched his body with the other hand, and said: "Actually, we beggars should be begging for food, and we shouldn't talk too much. After all, this is our
It’s a profession. But if you are willing to pay me for the information, then I am willing to work part-time as an intelligence officer temporarily.”
Ouyang Lei was so embarrassed. He was just inquiring about something, and he also called him an intelligence member. Oh~ Ouyang Lei took out ten taels of silver and gave it to the beggar. The beggar picked up the small silver ingot in the bowl and put it on
He bit her teeth, then kissed her, and finally kissed her.
"Uncle, I want to tell you that the doctor is not at home during the day, and the person who just talked to you was their parrot. Their parrot can say one word 'who'!"
Ouyang Lei felt that Zhou Zhongyou's village must be a cheating village, yes, it must be!
"Then where is the doctor now?"
"The doctor should be at Aunt Wang's house next door now."
"Why?"
"Because Uncle Wang is on a business trip."
Ouyang Lei fell down! Is this okay?
Later, Ouyang Lei knocked on the door of Aunt Wang's house, and finally found the legendary doctor. The doctor was a middle-aged man who looked to be almost fifty years old.
"Young man, what do you want from me?" the doctor asked Ouyang Lei while twisting around with Aunt Wang under the quilt.
Ouyang Lei stood leaning against the door, looking at these two jealous and misbehaving guys, and was about to speak.
As a result, at this time, Aunt Wang, who was under the quilt, said, "My dear, I am shy."
Damn it! Young Master and I have already caught you in bed, and you two are still able to cheat on me as if no one else is around. At this time, you have the nerve to say you are shy, but I don’t even have the nerve to be shy.
"Doctor, a friend of mine is sick outside the village. Do you think you could stop what you are doing and go out with me for a while?"
The doctor pondered for a moment and said, "Well, actually what I'm busy with right now is not the work in my hands, but the work in my lower body. Young man, if you're not in a hurry, why don't you go have a meal first?"
"Eat your sister!" Ouyang Lei yelled, then took out the Kuishui Staff and said, "Now I'll give you three counts. I'll strike when I count to three. You'd better strike before I count to three."
Come out from under the quilt."
"one!"
Ouyang Lei has begun to condense his spiritual power and can take action at any time.
"two!"
Ouyang Lei moved his wrist and launched a water wave attack. As a result, the moment his attack was launched, the doctor got dressed and jumped out from under the bed. His speed was not inferior to that of ordinary peerless masters.
After the doctor jumped out, he tied his belt and asked, "Didn't you say three? What about three?"
Ouyang Lei looked at the doctor who rushed out quickly and said one word "Three!"