"Hey... this classmate who just came in, are you from our class?" The old lady who was in class happened to look up and saw Ouyang Lei walking in. With so many years of experience as a teacher, she could tell at a glance that Ouyang Lei was in the class.
, this person is not his student at all.
Ouyang Lei was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that he would be noticed by the teacher as soon as he entered the room. However, Ouyang Lei had to be praised for his excellent psychological quality.
Although Ouyang Lei was panicking in his heart, he was calm on the outside and said, "Yes, I am a student here."
Ouyang Lei specifically said it was from here, not from this class, in case the teacher would not be able to make it up when he asked him for his student number later.
The teacher smiled slightly and said: "In that case, as a small punishment for being late, I will ask a question related to the content of the previous class, and you can answer it."
With that said, the old lady turned around and erased all the writing and many tadpoles on the blackboard.
Ouyang Lei didn't pay attention to what was written just now, but when he saw the tadpoles being erased, Ouyang Lei felt that if it was really a question about biology, unless she was asking about poisonous snakes, he might know something about it.
, the rest of me doesn’t know anything at all.
Fortunately, the old lady teacher did not ask Ouyang Lei about tadpoles, but asked: "This classmate, can you explain to me what menstruation is?"
Ouyang was stunned when he heard it. It was indeed a biology class, but he really didn't know much about this biological knowledge. As he said that, he glanced at the female students around him and found that all of them were red.
With his face lowered and his head lowered, no one noticed his eyes asking for help.
If I were asked to explain how to prevent a girl from having menstruation for ten months, I could still explain it very clearly, but now that I am asked to explain what menstruation is, I really don’t understand it.
"What's wrong? This classmate? Didn't you remember it for a moment?"
Ouyang Lei immediately said: "No, I know this. I listened very carefully to the last class."
After saying that, Ouyang Lei tried hard to recall all the relevant knowledge he knew, and finally thought of it.
"Menstruation is like this. Every girl has a magical palace inside her body. This palace is prepared for her future baby, so it is called 'uterus'..."
Hearing this, many students in the classroom couldn't help laughing.
Ouyang Lei continued: "But before the baby lives in it, the egg lives in it. This egg, she is waiting for the sperm, but she can't wait no matter how hard she waits, so she becomes anxious and depressed, and finally
I vomit blood when I'm depressed. And I vomit once a month, and I have to vomit... I have to vomit... I have to vomit for many days. This is menstruation. Yes, teacher."
The biology teacher on the podium now has the urge to be so depressed that he vomits blood.
Damn, this is also called explanation of biological terms?
No matter how beautiful it is, it can be popularized as a fairy tale among children.
"Classmate, what's your name?"
Ouyang Lei said to the teacher with a proud and proud look on his face: "My name is Xu Benzun."
[Xu Benzun: Huh? Why do I suddenly have a very strange feeling, as if there is an old woman cursing me in my heart, what is going on?] Finally, Xuanyuan Juelian took Ouyang Lei to the teaching building of the School of Liberal Arts, and at the same time followed Ouyang
Lei said: "You are also a teacher in the School of Liberal Arts now, so you must not go in and listen to something you are interested in for a while, I tell you."
Ouyang Lei nodded and said, "Don't worry, I won't do it this time."
Five minutes later, Ouyang Lei and Xuanyuan Juelian were listening in a history and literature classroom.
Xuanyuan Juelian said: "How do I remember that you promised me that you would not come in to attend the class?"
Ouyang Lei blinked, and then asked: "Is there any? Why don't I remember?"
At this time, the short teachers on the podium said: "After Liang Qichao got married at the age of 17, he thought that the years would pass by peacefully until he met..."
When talking about this, the history teacher's eyes were blurred as never before, and then he said three words with deep affection: "Kang Youwei."
"Sorry, Gongsun Long, do you think this teacher really just teaches history?"
As a result, the voice of this sentence may have been a little louder, and it was just heard by the history teacher on the podium who was completely immersed in the story he was telling.
The history teacher's eyes widened and he asked in the direction of Ouyang Lei: "Student, please stand up and let me ask you a question."
Ouyang Lei stood up. He didn't know what question the teacher asked, but he hoped it was different from the biology teacher's question.
The history teacher asked: "Back when Monk Jianzhen made three trips to Japan, he almost died at sea once. At that time, he said a classic sentence. What was this sentence?"
Ouyang Lei chuckled, and Xuanyuan Juelian next to him felt that Ouyang Lei could definitely answer this question. After all, Ouyang Lei also writes novels, and he would definitely know some relevant historical knowledge or information, although he himself
I still don’t know what novels Ouyang Lei writes. But since he can teach online literature, he probably has two skills.
But I didn't expect Ouyang Lei's answer to be "I am a man who wants to be the Pirate King, how could I die here so easily!"
At this moment, the fortress is over!
Fortunately, Ouyang Lei received a call later, saying that his game warehouse had been delivered, and he hoped that he could go back to his dormitory to sign for it, otherwise Xuanyuan Juelian would really cry.
When the two of them returned to the door of Ouyang Lei's dormitory, Ouyang Lei discovered that the people who came to give him the game warehouse were none other than the obscene trio.
"Oh, why are you three?"
Chen Yufan waved his hands and whispered: "Don't say hello, we don't know each other."
Ouyang Lei then remembered that he was now a teacher who came to the Holy Academy to teach students. Logically speaking, he should not know the three delivery people.
Then, Ouyang Lei opened the door and asked three people to carry the game warehouse in.
The wretched trio were particularly surprised when they came in. They didn't expect Ouyang Lei's dormitory to be so big.
After the game compartment was installed and the game liquid was put in, Ouyang Lei signed it, and the three of them were ready to leave.
"By the way, are you three free tonight?"
Brothel Dream hurriedly asked: "Are you going to introduce us to beautiful women? Okay, okay."
Ouyang Lei curled his lips and said: "I was going to receive a task some time ago, but I discussed it with the King of Hell and postponed it for a few days. It is estimated that the task will start tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. It just so happens that I don't have to go to class during this time.
.My class will not start until the third week. Therefore, recently I want to find a few more people to upgrade together, and at the same time, everyone will contact each other to cooperate, and then I can complete the task."
Xing Tianyi nodded and agreed: "Okay, anyway, we don't have anything to do recently. You, Xiaoxiao and the team leader are not here. We are idle."
"Huh? Xiaoxiao and the team leader are not here, what's wrong?"
Brothel Dream came over immediately and explained: "It's nothing, nothing, isn't Xiaoxiao going to train? Something seems to have happened. I have to wait a few days to come. I heard that I am also going to the Holy Academy. The team leader seems to have some kind of task, which is very confidential, so
We don’t know much, so that’s it, we’ll see you in the game.”
Although Qinglou Meng's expression was a little unnatural and his tone was a bit panicked, Ouyang Lei didn't pay much attention to it, so they all went back after saying goodbye.
Ouyang Lei also began to enter the game world that he had not entered for a long time.
