"Haha... just come to me for a technical job like engraving. What should you engrave? 'Gong Xi Fa Cai'?"
"Get some hair!"
"Ah..." Daoshan Carving Monster said as if he suddenly realized something, "It turns out that I want to carve the four words 'Grow a hair'. Okay, just wait."
"No, no, no!" Ouyang Lei immediately stopped the Daoshan carving monster, "What I want to carve is the words 'I'm catching you'."
The Daoshan engraving monster glanced at Ouyang Lei in confusion, and then said: "Like a stand-alone god, I tell you responsibly that what we are going to do now is very serious. Are you sure it's not a 'hair-off' but a '
Catching you'."
"Nonsense! Of course it means 'I'm catching you'. Do you think the words 'Send a hair' sound serious?"
The Daoshan engraving weirdo thought for a while, then nodded, "It seems that 'make a hair' is a bit too unconventional. Then engrave 'I'm catching you'! By the way, do you want me to engrave something for you?
I have nothing to do during this period of time, so why not help you carve something small by the way?"
At the beginning, Ouyang Lei was still a bit unresponsive. He waved his hand and was about to say no, but then, he suddenly felt that the Daoshan Carving Monster wanted to give him something.
"Okay, okay."
When the Daoshan Carving Monster saw the mean expression on Ouyang Lei's face, he almost drooled from the corner of his mouth. He thought to himself: Did this girl run out of the ravine or was he washed out by the flood in the ravine? Has he ever seen anything like this before?
ah?
Although I think so, the product produced by Hell is absolutely extraordinary.
After completing Ouyang Lei's mission, the Daoshan Carving Monster found a black jade tablet and prepared to carve words on it.
"Like a stand-alone god, I am going to carve four words on this black jade plate for you. Don't underestimate these four words. Although they are only four words, they contain powerful restrictions.
.It can protect you at critical moments, it is more protective than an amulet, and it is more iron-clad than a golden bell. Now you can think of four words and tell me."
Ouyang Lei immediately thought of "Gong Xi Fa Cai", but since it was for defense, if others saw him, they must be preparing to attack him or attacking him. How could he say such a thing to his opponent, so of course he could not write this
Four words.
If you don't write "Fuck your mother", although it is very domineering, it will be harmonized. If the black jade card is thrown out, it will have an asterisk on it. Wouldn't it be embarrassing?
After thinking for a while, Ouyang Lei had an idea.
"Old weirdo, just write the words 'none of your business' on it!"
Although the Daoshan Carving Monster felt that Ouyang Lei's address as "Old Monster" was a bit strange, the words "None of your business" were indeed domineering, so he carved them on him right away and gave them to Ouyang Lei.
When Ouyang Lei received the black jade card, he received a prompt saying that he had obtained a low-level magic weapon. Please name your magic weapon.
Ouyang Lei wrote in the box where text needs to be entered: The universe is super invincible, the Thunderbolt, the Supreme, the peerless, the smart, the Nine Heavens, the famous town, thousands of miles of domineering, the little black jade, it’s your fault. After clicking OK, he heard the system prompt: "Dear player
Just like a stand-alone god, because your name for the magic weapon was too long, the system made intelligent adjustments and adjusted the naming of the magic weapon to 'none of your business'."
"Fuck! No way!"
Although Ouyang Lei engraved the words "None of your business" on it, naming the magic weapon is still a very serious and serious matter. Don't go to a Feng Shui master to figure it out, but at least go to this big Cihai and then
Choose a good and auspicious day and then decide on the name, but the system will have to adjust it, and if the adjustment is not good, the adjustment will become "none of your business"!
"Old weirdo, do you know how to change the name of the magic weapon?"
Daoshan Carving Monster smiled and said: "This is simple. It depends on the level of your magic weapon. There are five types of magic weapons: elementary, low-level, intermediate, advanced and ultimate. As long as it is the ultimate magic weapon, you can go to Chaoyin Cave in Zizhulin, Putuo Mountain, Nanhai.
Find Namo, the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, who saves the suffering and the vast inspiration, and she will help you revise it."
"I'm embarrassed. Just the names of people and places are enough for me to memorize for half an hour. I'd better go back and hand in the task first."
After bidding farewell to the carving monster on Daoshan, Ouyang Lei went down to Daoshan.
The ancients said: It is easier to go up the mountain than it is to go down the mountain. But Ouyang Lei didn't think so. He felt that although it was hard to climb the mountain, it was very easy to go down the mountain, so he trotted and jumped all the way down the mountain, showing a person who had reached level 33.
While building the apothecary's flexibility in the foundation stage, it also becomes a unique sight in the eyes of the ghosts in the seventh level of hell.
"Hey, brother, have you seen the man on the mountain of swords?"
"You're talking about the one jumping down the mountain at the same time."
"Yes, yes, did this child forget to eat brain fragments when he went out? Why is he still jumping around while walking?"
"I don't know, it couldn't be that I was sexually molested by the Daoshan Carving Monster on the mountain just now."
"Amitabha, you are so kind."
Just when the two guys here were chatting and getting along, Ouyang Lei accidentally jumped up and happened to be on the side of the trail. There was a long knife that grew out diagonally. As a result, it happened to scratch someone's legs.
On the little brothers between.
Then a scream resounded through Daoshan. The kid who received Ouyang Lei before found that this scream was even more pitiful than the previous one.
Did that person scratch his balls again? But when he thought about it, a person has two balls, yes, he must have scratched his balls this time.
Ouyang Lei screamed and rolled down the mountain of swords.
An ancient saying goes: As far as your thoughts are, stay away from me; as fast as the thunder strikes, get out of my way!
Unexpectedly, this wise saying was actually based on Ouyang Lei.
The result was like this, Ouyang Lei appeared on the resurrection stage again, with "You are here too" on the left and "One more bottle" on the right.
"You two, what a coincidence, we meet again."
"No! Didn't you go to Daoshan? Were you killed by the engraving monster on Daoshan?"
"It's hard to say, that Daoshan Carving Monster has a very weird temper. I heard that he has a good attitude when he sees unlucky people, and even gives things to him. But when he meets lucky people, he will make things difficult for him in every possible way. Brother, you look like a
Lucky man."
Ouyang Lei suddenly thought of "None of your business" in his backpack. Am I already so unlucky?
When Black and White Wuchang was brought to the King of Hell, the whole sip of tea that Yama just drank squirted onto the face of the judge next to him.
The judge wiped his face gently, and then said calmly: "Lord Yama, next time after eating garlic, remember to brush your teeth. Just drinking tea is useless."
The King of Hell stared at Ouyang Lei in surprise: "Brother, can you tell me how you did it? People who come to my underworld are always dead people. This is the first time I heard that someone can die again in my underworld."
"Uh... this... that... I accidentally rolled down on the knife mountain and died."
The King of Hell shook his head helplessly, not sure whether he was depressed or entangled.
