Ouyang Lei felt very strange, why did the six of you suddenly start to retreat? And you were still laughing when you retreated, and each one laughed more obscenely than the other.
As soon as I turned around, I found that right in front of me was a golden-armored warrior holding a spear. The soldiers on both sides of the warrior were arranged in two rows. There were about thirty people in each row, each carrying a sharp knife and a pair of sharpening knives.
Huo Huo’s expression towards his parents.
Ouyang Lei, who was sitting on the ground, looked at the other party's frown and the murderous look in his eyes, as well as the murderous look on the weapons in the hands of the sixty soldiers. He first nodded politely towards each other as a greeting, and then
He smiled slightly, and then... ran away.
The general yelled from behind: "Where did the thief come from? He dared to impersonate the uncle of our deputy general. Our deputy general is already over fifty this year. How can we still have an uncle, and he is still such a young uncle?"
Only then did Ouyang Lei remember that his father's younger brother should be called uncle instead of uncle. He had said it wrong before, so he immediately explained: "Listen to me. The customs in our hometown are different from other places.
My father’s brothers are all called eldest brother, and they are divided into eldest brother and younger brother. I am your lieutenant general’s younger brother. This is absolutely true."
The general laughed after hearing Ouyang Lei's words, raised his spear and pointed it at Ouyang Lei and said, "Don't lie to me. Our deputy general's father has died a long time ago. How can we still have an uncle like you?"
Ouyang Lei nodded and said, "What you said seems to make sense..."
Then I realized something was wrong.
"You Biao, does it have anything to do with whether his father is here or not? I was born by his grandfather, not his father. Is there milk in your brain?"
The general was stunned when he heard Ouyang Lei's words, because when he was mixing the milk this morning, he accidentally got a lot of it into his nose, so now he really feels that milk has entered his head.
"Well, since you said you are really the uncle of our adjutant, let me ask you, how many brothers do you have in total?"
Ouyang Lei said casually: "Seven, I am the eighth! Let me tell you, our seven brothers are all capable people. My eldest brother, Hercules, is so powerful that he can easily lift a thousand kilograms.
Girls hold it up; my second brother is clairvoyant and can spy on countless beauties and see all kinds of breasts; my third brother has a good ear, who can hide their little things from his ears...my sixth brother can become invisible and steal all over the place.
Countless rich people touch all the women in short skirts in the world..."
The golden-armored general standing on top has now been completely fooled by Ouyang Lei, and even the six people behind him have been fooled by Ouyang Lei.
Li Qingfeng secretly exclaimed: He is indeed writing a novel. This idea is so wild and unconstrained that it is so deceiving. It is obviously the story of Calabash Baby, but in the end, it became his seven brothers. This is really a talent.
After hearing this, the golden-armored general thought for a while and said: "No wonder the deputy general is so strong. It turns out that the genetics are so good. It's really like a tiger father has no dog son. So, you are the eighth son of the Wang family?"
When Ouyang Lei heard this, he wondered how the combination of this ranking and this last name could be so deceiving. But now for the sake of the task, he could only nod his head and agree.
Ouyang Lei gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, I am the legendary bastard!"
The five people behind listened and almost fell down from the Great Wall with laughter.
As a result, at this time, the general standing on top laughed loudly and said: "You almost deceived me. Our deputy general is not good at all. I didn't expect you to use all your tricks, but I still found out in the end."
Ouyang Lei was stunned at first, because he already knew that the general just lied to him, and the other party succeeded.
At this time, Ouyang Lei said calmly: "What do you know? Let me tell you the truth, do you really think that the adjutant's biological father is his biological father? Are you kidding? It's all false. This
Nowadays, you can get a fake certificate and become a professor at the university. Is it any wonder that my father is a fake? Although not many people know about this matter anymore, as his biological uncle, how could I not know about it."
As he said that, Ouyang Lei put his hands behind his back and began to walk forward. He waved his hands behind his back and made some very strange gestures. Xuanyuan Juelian immediately realized that Ouyang Lei was preparing to take the opportunity to make a sneak attack.
"Everyone, get ready, we will take action soon." Xuanyuan Juelian said to Fallen Happy.
Because everyone present should be able to see what Ouyang Lei meant, but it is easy to miss it if he is depraved and happy, so Xuanyuan Juelian had to tell him alone.
Sure enough, among the five people, only Fallen Happy didn't see it. When Xuanyuan Juelian said this, Fallen Happy asked: "Juelian? How did you see it? What if you got it wrong?
What should we do if we take action? I think we should not be too impulsive... Oops!"
Li Qingfeng punched Depraved Happy on the back of the head and said, "You unlucky boy, there is so much nonsense, come here quickly."
As he said that, except General Ghost who was behind, the remaining five people were all following Ouyang Lei.
"Why else would the old man always teach us that alcohol is not a good thing? Because of drinking, something happened that should not have happened on that stormy night many years ago. The wind was very strong that night.
Big, the sky is really blue and the wild fields are vast. When you go out, turn left and you will see **..."
Hearing this, the war general holding the spear was stunned. Ouyang Lei took the opportunity to take out the Kui Shui Staff. When he raised his hand, there were four Kui Water Mines. Two of them had a minefield effect, which instantly blew up the general's health.
Nearly one-tenth is gone.
At the same time, the long whip in Li Qingfeng's hand had been swung over and hit the general in the face.
The general was attacked by Ouyang Lei and others. He took a few steps back, then smashed his spear on the ground, screaming loudly.
"Damn it! Damn it! You bastards actually dare to hurt me. Soldiers on the left and right, come on! Let me cut you into pieces!"
Ouyang Lei has now applied several poisons to the Kuishui Staff. When he heard the general yelling not far away, he smiled obscenely, raised his hand and began to use the Kuishui Staff to output wildly.
First, hit him to poison him, and then start attacking the two soldiers. Killing one attack will bring unexpected effects to these people.
Among them, Mo Xiao Jiutian's output is the highest. The sword sweeps across a large area and cuts a line vertically.
Xuanyuan Juelian added a few buffs to everyone and then started to summon the little white tiger.
After the little white tiger appeared, he first turned to look at Xuanyuan Juelian and asked, "Can't you just think of me when you are in trouble?"
Xuanyuan Juelian pointed at Ouyang Lei and said, "It's not me who is in trouble, it's him who is in trouble."
The little white tiger glanced at Ouyang Lei, snorted, and said unhappily: "What a troublesome guy. Forget it, because of the close relationship between him and Dragon Subduing Arhat, I will help him."
