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Chapter 220 So Many Angry Birds

But now even if he wants to go back, he can't. There are dozens of people in front of him, with weapons in their hands pointed at him. If he does anything rashly, I'm afraid he will repeat the fate of the old man who was beaten by a group of people before.

So, Ouyang Lei took two deep breaths and looked at the deputy general not far away.

"Child, don't you recognize me?"

The deputy general was stunned when he heard Ouyang Lei's words, and the people around him were also stunned.

Could this person be related to the garrison general? Everyone speculated this way.

The deputy general frowned and asked, "Who are you?"

"Child, do you still remember your uncle by the Daming Lake?"

When the deputy general heard the first half of the sentence, he still felt like he was recalling it, but when he heard about your uncle in the back, his expression immediately changed and he shouted: "Your uncle!"

At this time, the soldier with insufficient intelligence from the No. 1 Beacon Tower finally climbed up. When he saw the deputy general, he shouted: "General of the Garrison, your uncle...your uncle..."

The deputy general was so angry that he pointed at the soldier running over and said, "Your uncle!"

The soldier was also stunned. He looked around and noticed Ouyang Lei and others. Then he gasped and said, "No, it's not my uncle, it's your uncle!"

The adjutant scolded: "It's your uncle!"

The soldier thought that the adjutant had not responded, so he patted his thigh anxiously and pointed at Ouyang Lei and said, "It's really your uncle!"

The adjutant was completely angry and shouted: "Your uncle! Your uncle! Your whole family is your uncle!"

The soldier was so dumbfounded that he explained, "That's him. He's the uncle you call 'Bed'! Now I remember it."

The adjutant almost fainted from anger at this soldier.

He waved his hand and asked the soldier to retreat.

As a result, the soldier was still muttering in a low voice as he walked: "Isn't it your uncle? It's your uncle! What's going on? It's your uncle, your uncle! It's so complicated!"

The adjutant was so angry at the soldier that he cried, then pointed at Ouyang Lei and cursed: "Your uncle!"

Ouyang Lei knew that he couldn't defeat this adjutant. The only thing he could do now was to delay time, calm his mind, and then said to the adjutant: "Actually, I am really your uncle. This matter will have to start from the stormy and stormy place decades ago."

Talking about that night, it was really a big night, a small night, the old man pushed the cart with wax; the big backpack, the small backpack, the Japanese were carrying guns and playing with big swords; since ancient times, no one has died, but he keeps his loyalty and makes love;

In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, only those who drank had sex; I was born to be useful, and all the money was gone..."

The more the adjutant listened, the more he felt that he had strayed from the topic, so he reminded: "Stop talking so much nonsense, get to the point quickly."

After Ouyang Lei heard what the lieutenant said, he said, "I don't know if the ghost general has come over now." I looked at the lieutenant's face. At the beginning, the lieutenant's expression was majestic and serious.

But now, the adjutant's face is as red as a monkey at one moment, and as red as a pig at another. [It seems that both animals have a red and round spot on their bodies.] Ouyang Lei knows that he can't do it even if he doesn't speak.

If you can't hold on until the ghost general comes, your own life will depend on it.

Thinking of this, Ouyang Lei said: "If you want me to tell you the key points, then I have to tell you the key points, because if I don't tell you the key points, then how will you know what the key points are, right? Since you don't know what the key points are, right?"

, then if you regard anything I say as the key point, wouldn’t it mean that there are key points everywhere, or there is no key point at all. So, today, the question we are going to discuss is, does a sentence without key points have key points everywhere, or is it that there is no key point everywhere?

There is no point at all. If you are interested, you are welcome to call our hotline. Our phone number is 161071154 [in fact, this is obviously the number of the Q group]. Repeat, our phone number is..."

"That's enough! I want you to get to the point. If you continue to talk nonsense, then I really don't mind throwing you from here to feed the sharks."

Ouyang Lei was startled when he heard the adjutant's threat, but he immediately realized that this is Juyongguan, not Gulangyu. Where did the shark come from? Brother, you are so funny.

"Okay, since you asked me to talk about the key points, then I will tell you, in fact, I am..."

At this point, Ouyang Lei shut up. In fact, it was not Ouyang Lei who deliberately made the other party interested. It was actually him who was waiting for the ghost general, but he never did.

In fact, the ghost general had already rushed over. He was prepared to climb up when the adjutant gave the order or when the adjutant took action directly, so he never showed up. Ouyang Lei climbed up slowly, so he felt that others were not fast, so he thought

The ghost general hasn't come yet.

"Who are you? Say it quickly!"

Well, since ancient times, no one has ever died, whether he dies early or dies late, he must die, or rather.

Ouyang Lei gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and shouted: "Actually, I am your uncle."

The adjutant also became anxious and cursed: "I am your uncle!"

Soon enough, after the adjutant finished scolding him, he rushed forward and killed Ouyang Lei with just one move.

That is, when his palm was less than half a meter away from Ouyang Lei, suddenly a ghostly figure rushed over, stretched out a chapter, and slammed his palms together violently. The sound was not the usual slap of palms together.

The sound was a loud bang like two missiles colliding in mid-air.

Under the huge force of the two palms clashing, Ouyang Lei flew backwards for more than ten meters.

The most tacit understanding was that after the five people behind saw Ouyang Lei being knocked away, they all hid on the sides so that Ouyang Lei could pass safely. As a result, Ouyang Lei hit his head on the Great Wall, causing his head to buzz.

Ouyang Lei opened his eyes and saw many birds flying, some red, some yellow, some black...

"Huh? What are you doing with so many little birds flying here? Has your baby been snatched away by the pig head? If you snatch it away, you must snatch it back quickly, then smash their castle and smash their helmets...

"

Li Qingfeng looked at Ouyang Lei who was sitting there and didn't know what he was talking about. He sighed and asked Xuanyuan Juelian next to him: "You said my brother wouldn't be knocked unconscious by such a collision."

Xuanyuan Juelian shook his head and said: "Probably not. From what he said just now, I can tell that he still understands the plot of Angry Birds very well. It doesn't look like he has become stupid. He might be hit like this

After a while, he became a gaming genius."

Li Qingfeng rolled her eyes at Xuanyuan Juelian, then walked over and helped Ouyang Lei up.

After Ouyang Lei sat up, he only said one sentence: "Sir, my mission has been completed, but the opponent's rock was too hard, and I didn't break it. I'm asking for support from other birds. I'm asking for support from other birds."

After saying this, Ouyang Lei fainted.

At the same time, the battle between the adjutant and the ghost general also began.


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