Ouyang Lei ran over and asked: "Daoji, Daoji, thanks to you later."
Daoji waved his hand coolly, as if he didn't care, and then said three words: "But...but...but...but...it's a pity."
.] "What's wrong?"
"I was originally the king...king...king...king...of the Tianshan Kingdom in heaven...heaven..."
Everyone didn't know what Ouyang Lei and Daoji were talking about behind the scenes, and Daoji was so chatting that he was barking like a dog.
However, because the smell of Daoji was so strong, everyone kept a distance from Daoji intentionally or unintentionally.
Therefore, naturally no one knew what Daoji was talking about about the king of the Tianshan Kingdom. Ouyang Lei only knew what was behind the word "王" after Daoji came out half a minute later.
"King...King...Stealing...stealing food in the palace...Who would have thought that...by...the king of Tianshan Kingdom would...find out...it turns out that guy's strength...that...
... So strong... The two of us fought for three... three... three hundred rounds..."
"Um... Daoji, is it three hundred rounds or three... three... three hundred rounds?"
"Is there... any difference?" Daoji asked.
Ouyang Lei imitated Daoji's stutter and said: "Three...three...three hundred rounds are nine hundred...back...rounds."
Daoji waved his hand and said: "Don't...don't...don't make trouble...just three...three...three hundred rounds..."
When Ouyang Lei heard this, he thought, "It's still nine hundred rounds."
"Three hundred rounds...who would have thought that this old...old guy would sneak up on me when I wasn't...not paying attention...when we were fighting to the...third move...suddenly...suddenly said to give me a slap...then...
...then...then he stretched out his hands and slapped him twice...two...two palms...single...do you think he was cheating?"
Ouyang Lei was completely shocked by Daoji this time.
First of all, there was a 300-round battle. Why was he attacked by surprise on the third move and then knocked away?
The second thing is that I said to take one palm from me, why can't I use two palms? And even if it is wrong to do so, it doesn't seem to be regarded as a sneak attack?
Finally, is it two palms or six palms?
After some questioning, Ouyang Lei finally understood what Daoji said about the situation at that time.
The following is a replay of the footage:
In the palace of the king of Tianshan Kingdom...
The king of the Tianshan Kingdom who went to court has not come back yet, but because he will be back soon, the maids prepared a lot of delicious food for the king.
There are roasted tofu, mapo tofu, tofu mixed with spring onions, stewed dog meat tofu, grape tofu, peach tofu, lotus tofu, steamed fish tofu with plums, six-flavored tofu, crispy tofu, tofu mixed with Chinese toon, cabbage tofu soup, preserved egg mixed tofu, etc.
Wait... [Reader: Damn! Is this what the king eats every day?] By the way, the staple food is tofu curd.
And just when all the delicacies were placed on the table and the king of Tianshan Kingdom had not returned, Daoji, who had been lost, appeared out of nowhere.
I found this place by following the smell of food.
"I want... I want... I want something..." Daoji drooled and rubbed his hands when he saw the delicious food on the table. His expression, movements, and demeanor were just like a Japanese soldier seeing a flower girl.
Then Daoji went to the table and started eating.
The subordinate reached out to grab Mapo Tofu, but it was too hot in his hand, so he threw the tofu out of the window with a flick of his hand.
Although he heard a scream outside, Daoji, who saw the delicious food, did not pay attention to this small detail and continued to look for the next dish to start with. When he set his sights on the preserved egg mixed with tofu, he just stretched out his hand and suddenly noticed that he
There was mapo tofu juice on his hands. In order not to affect the deliciousness of the preserved egg tofu, Daoji searched for a long time and found a bowl of cabbage and tofu soup on the table, so he washed his hands with the cabbage and tofu soup.
And at this time, the king of the Tianshan Kingdom passed away. On his head was the mapo tofu he got from nowhere, and on his face was the mapo tofu juice left on his forehead.
When Daoji saw the king of Tianshan Kingdom coming in, he angrily educated him: "I said you...you...how can you...can...be like this...if you don't eat...
No...it can't be wasted...eh...the beans...the tofu on your head seems to be the ones I just...thrown...thrown out."
The king of Tianshan Kingdom said angrily: "Where did this crazy monk come from? He actually ran into my palace and stole my tofu."
"Don't... don't... don't be shameless... whoever eats... eats... eats you... If you want to eat, eat it from a big... big... big girl."
"Okay, you crazy monk, see if I don't accept you today, take over!"
With that said, the king of Tianshan Kingdom rushed forward. Although Daoji likes to eat, he can't be beaten here just for eating. And what he eats is tofu, if it's something delicious, it's okay for him to eat a meal of tofu.
If word spreads about beating someone up, how will Daoji gain a foothold in the foodie world in the future?
So Daoji jumped up and dodged the first move of the King of Tianshan Kingdom.
The king's move failed and he found that Daoji had jumped behind him, so a dragon swung its tail and kicked Daoji.
It happened that Daoji couldn't stand firm when he jumped down and fell to the ground with a thud. As a result, he just missed the king's second move.
The king of Tianshan Kingdom failed to attack Daoji with two consecutive attacks. He was extremely angry and shouted: "Crazy monk, take a slap from me!"
Daoji stood up just in time and saw the king of Tianshan Kingdom rushing towards him with his palms dancing.
"Take...take...what next...how...what?"
The king of Tianshan Kingdom was disgusted when he saw Daoji's ugly appearance and dirty, old and worn-out body. Coupled with his stuttering speech, it made his balls ache extremely, so he poured nearly all of his power into his palms.
, and shouted at the same time: "Next... is the moment to witness the miracle!"
Bang - bang...
Whoosh - there was a bang. Daoji blocked one hand of the King of Tianshan Kingdom, but the other hand did not block it. Then the palm hit his chest, and there was a bang. Then Daoji was knocked away and the palace was smashed.
Fortunately, the builder of Tianshan Palace and the office building in Jixian, Heilongjiang are the same builder, otherwise Daoji would have been scratched by the steel bars.
Then Daoji flew away with a whoosh.
Ouyang Lei did not ask Ji whether he said the classic "I will come back!" when he flew away!
Because this story was already very painful, Ouyang Lei didn't want to continue to feel painful. As a result, Daoji came over and said: "But in the end I... still... still said something very... very... very domineering."
I...I...I will...will...will come back!'"
Ouyang Lei felt that with Daoji's stuttering level, by the time he finished shouting this sentence, he should be not far from Guangmingding!
====== From the 22nd to the 28th, there is an explosive event, but Xiaoxiu basically doesn’t get many VIP tickets now. I feel sorry for Xiaoxiu, I have been saving my manuscripts desperately during this period, but no one allows me to explode. Please help me!
