"There are three major troubles caused by lack of sleep: first, memory is getting worse and worse; second, counting is often wrong; fourth, memory is getting worse and worse...Which classmate wrote this, it seems that he didn't write it
I probably forgot my name."
Everyone laughed, and then Ouyang Lei noticed that someone pointed at a classmate sleeping on the table next to him.
Ouyang Lei smiled slightly and took out another piece of paper.
"Wow... this classmate is very interesting. His literary talent is very good. Let me read it to everyone. When will I have a boyfriend? I asked my gay friend about the wine. I wonder if the little boy around me has a boyfriend? I want to be a boy.
Go, but I'm afraid it will be difficult to counterattack. It's cold outside the window, and I'm entangled in the charming dreams, and lovesickness has become a disaster. I can't sleep at night, and I shouldn't be drunk. When can I realize my dream? There are black and white, beauty and ugliness, and there are height, short, fat and thin. This matter
It’s hard to tell the truth, but I hope you’ll be with gay friends and never be alone. I won’t pronounce the name, but I guess it’s a fujoshi. Okay, let’s take a look at the next one.”
In fact, Ouyang Lei did not just find them randomly. He deliberately recruited some interesting things to read for everyone, and some of them he estimated to have mixed in, just to attract everyone's attention.
On the first day of class, normally there is no need to attend class. The main purpose is to get to know the students, and then talk about everyone's learning tasks for this semester, as well as the grading standards and other things.
Ouyang Lei felt that since there was no need to lecture in the first class anyway, he might as well talk to these students first and talk about everyone's interests, so that everyone would like to listen to the lecture later.
There are four classes in the morning, and the four classes are connected together to form one large class.
Ouyang Lei has classes on Monday, Wednesday and Friday mornings every week, but no classes at other times.
After the first class was over, Ouyang Lei asked everyone to take a break first, and then he also took a break.
I went downstairs and bought a bottle of Sprite. The recently released Sprite is called Chili Sprite. Although it is still the same color, it tastes good. The most important thing is that it does not cause calcium loss like other carbonated drinks.
.[Xiao Xiu: Chili Sprite, is there any embedded advertisement?] After returning to the classroom, Ouyang Lei's time was almost up, and Ouyang Lei was ready to start his formal lecture.
But when he looked up, he suddenly discovered that the classroom, which was originally large enough for four hundred students, was now half full.
Taking advantage of the fact that there was no class yet, Ouyang Lei stepped down from the podium and waved his hand towards Luo Xixi.
Luo Xixi followed Yi Xiaoli and walked over with a smile and asked: "Handsome teacher, why did you ask me to come here?"
Ouyang Lei frowned and looked at the quirky girl in front of him. Unexpectedly, he was the real boss of Luoyang City and the number one thief in Dongsheng Shenzhou.
"Yi Xiaoli, teacher, I want to ask you something. I remember that during the last class, there didn't seem to be so many people in the classroom. What's the situation now?"
Yi Xiaoli chuckled and said, "Teacher, if you want to know, tell me your phone number. You tell me your phone number, and I will tell you why this is happening."
After saying that, Yi Xiaoli's sweet and bright smile that only belongs to little girls bloomed on her face. Ouyang Lei, who wanted to show off to Yi Xiaoli, was stunned for a long time and didn't know what to do.
"First tell me what the situation is. If I think the answer is worth it, I will tell you my phone number. But if the answer is not worth it, then let me know."
"Hmph!" Yi Xiaoli snorted and pouted, "What about that? What if you cheat?"
Ouyang Lei said helplessly: "Do you think I am that kind of person?"
"Who knows, you men are the kind of people who won't admit it even if you put on your pants. No, you must give me your phone number first."
Ouyang Lei, this is embarrassing. If you want a phone number, you need a phone number. What does it have to do with pulling up your pants and refusing to accept the credit? Unlucky boy, you haven't recognized me yet anyway. When I go back and enter the game, I must make you look good.
Thinking of this, Ouyang Lei could only give Yi Xiaoli his phone number.
After getting the handsome teacher's phone number, Luo Xixi was so happy that she didn't even try to test the authenticity of the phone number given by Ouyang Lei.
As a result, I flirted with the other party for a long time at night, only to find that the person on the other end of the phone was not Ouyang Lei but Xu Benzun.
"I gave you my phone number, now you can tell me."
"Hehe, it's actually very simple. After all, everyone has a two-way choice in class. Teacher, we liked listening to your lectures before, so many people have come here since then."
Seeing that Yi Xiaoli's expression didn't look like she was joking, could this be okay?
Although it was a very happy thing, Ouyang Lei soon became a little unhappy, because if it was a two-way choice, then in other words, the other teacher before had only one-third of the hair of a normal person.
The teacher's class originally had nearly two hundred students, but after a break, there were only about a hundred students left.
On the surface, it seems that it is because of my teaching level or personality charm, but in fact, it is because I have unknowingly created an enemy in the college.
Only now did Ouyang Lei understand why he had heard many people say before that although many subjects in the Holy Academy are taught by two teachers, in fact the number of students between the two teachers is basically the same.
Maybe this is to maintain friendly relations between teachers.
As a result, I broke the original harmony on my first day of class. After that, I might have to look at other people's faces when I return to the teacher's office.
Forget it, one day at a time, can the school still criticize itself because there are so many students attending its classes?
Thinking of this, Ouyang Lei decided that the most important thing was to take classes well.
After letting Yi Xiaoli go back, she prepared herself and then started giving lectures to everyone.
"Okay, everyone is back, and not only are you back, but I see there are a lot more people. It seems that everyone still likes to study. In this case, I will start giving lectures to you now. First of all,
Let’s take a look at the origin of Internet literature. The ancients said: People are born from other mothers, monsters are born from other mothers. Everyone has his own mother, so he has himself. Internet literature is not the same
The alien meteorite fell from the sky with a bang, and he also has a mother. So who is his mother? In this lesson, we will talk about the origin of Internet literature."
At this time, I don’t know which student was very naughty and suddenly said: “This is the fucking story of online literature.”
It made the whole audience burst into laughter.
Ouyang Lei also laughed a few times, then signaled everyone to stop laughing, and then began to give a formal lecture.
