You are actually talking to Mr. Xu like this. Do you know how to write the word "death"?
At this moment, the teachers' cafeteria was extremely quiet. Everyone could even hear an old professor snoring in the corner while drinking soup.
Xu Benzun raised his head, looked at Ouyang Lei, frowned, looked at Ouyang Lei twice, and then stood up.
Many people are worried about one thing now, and that is whether the legendary hot-tempered Xu Benzun will hit people here. Xu Benzun is a physical education teacher in his own life, but everyone knows that this person has a bad temper and basically only has bedmates.
I have no friends. I usually play basketball by myself.
The relationship with my colleagues can basically be said to be good or bad, because we usually have little interaction with each other.
Xu Benzun stood up and looked at Ouyang Lei, raised his hands to help Ouyang Lei adjust his collar, and then said with a smile: "Not bad, he looks like a human and a dog, and he looks like a gentleman. How was your class today?
?”
Ouyang Lei smiled and said: "It's okay. The students are quite honest and listen carefully in class. By the way, I just came here today and I didn't know I had to apply for a meal card. Hurry up and hand over the meal card!"
Xu Benzun looked embarrassed and said, "Spend less. If you spend too much, I feel bad."
As he said that, he took out the meal card from his pocket. Before he could hand it over, Ouyang Lei snatched it over and said, "Oh, I can't kill you with one meal. What are you doing with so much money?"
Shibondurex, no matter how good it feels, you can’t eat it as food, can you?”
After saying that, Ouyang Lei turned around and left. Xu Benzun sat down and continued eating.
The teachers in the entire cafeteria were stunned. Everyone knew Xu's temper. This guy usually had a stern look on his face when talking to others. Basically, few people had seen him smile.
But today, this teacher whom he had never met before actually dared to talk to Mr. Xu, and his attitude of borrowing things was so easy-going. No wonder this guy was able to pick up the female school doctor. It was indeed expected.
As a result, when Ouyang Lei turned around and walked back, he said something that made everyone almost vomit blood.
"Sister, please order more delicious food and someone will pay for it."
…
"Sister? Aren't they a couple?" the physical education teacher exclaimed.
The physics teacher's heart, which had been shattered into lime dust, suddenly returned to its original blood pump and began to beat, and said, "I knew I was the man destined to be Doctor Li."
The teacher wearing glasses said: "What do you know? Goddess only belongs to those who are prepared. Do you have a game called 'Heart in Love'? No."
Ouyang Lei and Li Qingfeng started ordering food. After ordering, they placed it on a table next to them and started eating.
Eating seems to be the most wonderful thing in the world, at least Xiao Xiu and I have always thought so.
Especially eating with beautiful women, it feels even better.
This is how Ouyang Lei feels now, even though Li Qingfeng always puts his chopsticks into his plate to pick out the meat.
"Hey! Sister, please, is it okay if you have meat on your plate? Why do you always come to snatch it from me? You are acting like this."
Li Qingfeng raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Yes?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his chopsticks again and took away a piece of chicken steak from Ouyang Lei's dinner plate.
"In fact, scientific analysis shows that eating more vegetables is very good for the body. In the end, I am not doing it for your own good."
Ouyang Lei grinned helplessly, looking like he was smiling, but anyone could tell whether he was smiling or not.
At this time, a male teacher with long hair that reached the back of his neck came over with a dinner plate, sat next to Li Qingfeng and asked in a gentlemanly manner: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"
Li Qingfeng and Ouyang Lei looked at each other, then looked at the long-haired male teacher who had already sat down, then pretended not to notice and continued eating.
"By the way, brother, do you have any good movies there? Send me a few later."
Just as Li Qingfeng spoke, Ouyang Lei hadn't answered yet. The male teacher next to him immediately replied: "What a coincidence, I happen to have the book "When Harry Falls in Love with Potter" that was very popular some time ago. I wonder if you are interested.
ah?"
Li Qingfeng pretended not to hear and gave Ouyang Lei a look.
When Ouyang Lei heard the words "When Harry fell in love with Potter", he suddenly thought of Xiaoxiao. He hadn't seen her for a while and didn't know how she was doing now.
But when he saw the look in Li Qingfeng's eyes, he knew what it meant.
This is a classic dialogue between myself and Li Qingfeng on the Internet. Ouyang Ling, you decided to do it again.
So he answered: "Would you like "Saw"?"
Li Qingfeng thought for a while and asked: "Is the one you are talking about the one where two people were trapped in a small room, and then one person used a very, very dull saw blade to saw off his own foot bit by bit?
"
Although Ouyang found that Li Qingfeng's current answer was different from his original answer, he immediately understood that Li Qingfeng wanted to disgust the male teacher next to him. Anyway, he was watching it as a logic piece. Li Qingfeng was a doctor.
How could he be afraid of such a thing, but this male teacher didn't know.
He smiled and said: "Yes, that's the one. Use a dull saw blade to slowly cut off his leg, and then watch the blood on it begin to flow out bit by bit, first of all the crimson blood.
, and then you can see that your tendons and blood vessels are slowly torn apart, but what I feel the most painful is the bones, because human bones are also hard enough. If I want to use a saw blade to cut off my own bones, it is still in my legs.
It is not an easy thing to break the bones. That kind of heart-wrenching pain and flowing blood, tsk tsk tsk... it's so..."
Before Ouyang Lei finished speaking, the male teacher who was narrating covered his mouth and left with the dinner plate. Not only did he leave, but all the male and female teachers who had been sitting around also left.
Ouyang Lei and Li Qingfeng smiled slightly.
Then Ouyang Lei remembered the conversation he had with Li Qingfeng.
At that time, Li Qingfeng asked Ouyang Lei in the game: "Unlucky brother, do you have any good movies there?"
Ouyang Lei thought for a while, smiled evilly, and then said: "How about "Saw"?"
Li Qingfeng shook his head and said: "I don't want "Saw"!"
Ouyang Lei smiled evilly and said: ""Saw 2"!"
“No Saw 1 and 2!”
"What about three, four, five, six and seven? I have a complete set."
