A thunderbolt streaked across the Flame Mountain. Fallen Happy, who had just walked to the entrance of the cave, looked at the clear sky with the golden gun he had just exploded before, and then was struck by a bolt of lightning and was thrown into the underworld.
"Brother Bai, Brother Hei, it's been a long time no see~" Degenerate Happy felt terrified every time he saw Black and White Wuchang, especially the words "You are here too" on Bai Wuchang's hat and "I'm catching you" on Hei Wuchang's hat.
"The words look particularly scary.
Bai Wuchang glared at Degenerate Happy and said, "You've come here three times today. If you can't bear to leave, we'll just keep you here. It's quite nice to have you here."
Hei Wuchang replied from the side: "That's right, do you have a crush on any of the female ghosts in our underworld? Tell us and we will help you secure a match."
She was so happy that she almost cried: "Brothers, I really didn't come here on purpose. I just went out to buy some firewood. Who knows why there was a sudden thunder on a sunny day, and it killed me."
"Oops!" Bai Wuchang screamed, "This Thunder Tribulation, did you do something bad and get retribution?"
"No, I fought two bosses since my last death, and when I rescued my teammates, I smashed his penis more than twenty times due to technical reasons."
"Just paid it back twenty times?" Hei Wuchang shouted, "Boy, you're done."
"Why am I finished?"
"Don't you know that the homophonic pronunciation of "playing eggs" is "finished"? You actually dare to play like this. No wonder the thunder will strike you. If I were the thunder, I would strike you too!"
Just when the two people locked up the fallen happiness with cold iron chains, a white light flashed across the resurrection stage.
Black and white and Wuchang turned around and asked in surprise: "Why is it you?"
Ouyang Lei looked calm and walked over with a smile, "Why can't it be me?"
Hei Wuchang shuddered and said: "Forget it, every time you die, nothing good happens to us in the underworld. There was something wrong with my hat when I first came here."
Bai Wuchang said: "Old Hei, there's something wrong with your hat!"
Fallen Happy was wearing an iron chain next to him. When he saw the words on the hats of Black and White Wuchang, one said "You are here too" and the other said "Soy Sauce Maker".
Hei Wuchang took off his hat, took a look, and then cried bitterly, "Brother Standalone, if I didn't take you like this, how on earth did you die this time?"
"Me? I was entangled in the Jueqing flower vines in the Jueqing Valley. I had no choice but to commit suicide!"
"Fuck! Commit suicide!" Black and White Wuchang shouted in unison and full of surprise.
At this time, Ouyang Lei saw Fallen Happy, "Didn't you go buy a torch? Why did you die?"
Depraved and happy, he said with a confident expression: "I had just arrived at the entrance of the cave when I came back, but a thunderbolt fell and killed me."
Soon, Ouyang Lei and Fallen Happy were brought to the King of Hell. The King of Hell glanced at the two people brought up by Black and White Wuchang, then lowered his head and glanced at the book of life and death on the table, and then suddenly raised his head.
"Fuck! Why is it you again!"
Ouyang Lei and Fallen Happy both thought that the King of Hell was asking themselves, and then the two of them looked at each other, and then shouted at the King of Hell in unison: "We didn't mean it either!"
The King of Hell first pointed at the fallen happiness and shouted: "You kid, you have died three times in just a few hours. You don't cherish life too much. Pull me down and go to the fourteenth level of the hell of wasted death."
"No, I want an explanation!"
The King of Hell snorted and said angrily: "A tough life does not need to be explained, and you were struck to death by thunder this time. Do you know why it struck you to death?"
"Is it because I have low moral character?"
The King of Hell shook his head.
"Is it because I did something bad?"
The King of Hell shook his head again.
"why?"
"Because the sky thunder just happened to pass through the Flame Mountain. At that time, you were carrying a golden gun. Metal can conduct electricity. Haven't you ever taken a physics class? Pull it down and go to the Hell of Unearned Death, a hundred times, a hundred times!"
The fallen happiness suddenly felt a tightness in the anus, what is going on, why did you say it a hundred times, a hundred times, no...
And just after Fallen Happy struggled in every possible way under the drag of the two brats, the King of Hell stood up from his position, trotted all the way to Ouyang Lei, hugged Ouyang Lei's thigh, and pointed at Hei Wuchang next to him.
The hat shouted: "Brother, you are my brother, you are closer than my brother, you are my brother's brother, why did you die again, commit suicide, and you were the first one to commit suicide?"
Yes, and he committed suicide by taking poison. We finally repaired the six-path runner, stand-alone brother, can you stop playing with us?"
Depraved Happy's eyes bulged out, his jaw hit the ground with a snap, and his tongue rolled out like a red carpet.
They both died. I died accidentally. Being struck by lightning could be considered a natural disaster at best, but he committed suicide. But there is such a big difference in how people behave. I beg the King of Hell here, and the King of Hell there begs for a stand-alone machine.
"Xiaojiji, save me..."
Ouyang Lei glanced at the King of Hell and said: "Brother King of Hell, I didn't do it on purpose. There was really no other way at the time. It was really impossible for me not to die."
The King of Hell was stunned for a moment, then he came closer and asked quietly: "Why do you have to die?"
"I was entangled in the Jueqing flower vine in the Jueqing Valley. I couldn't break free until I died. Otherwise, I could commit suicide."
"Don't you know you can use teleportation charms?"
"Eh... why didn't I think of that? You are smart. No wonder you can become the King of Hell. Not bad."
The King of Hell is about to cry. Every time a stand-alone god dies, it must be an abnormal death, and then something will go wrong with the Six Paths Wheel.
"Come here, send your stand-alone brothers back quickly."
The King of Hell waved his hands in pain.
The fallen joy in the distance twitched with pain. Why, they are both dead, so why is there such a big difference in the treatment of the dead?
Dead person-rights protection law, does it exist?
Dead people-rights and laws, there is no such thing!
Are there any five basic principles for the peaceful coexistence of dead people?
Okay, no, I'll go to my fourteenth level of hell.
After Ouyang Lei was resurrected, he immediately sent a message to Li Qingfeng and then ran to the Flame Mountain himself.
After Ouyang Lei arrived at the Flame Mountain, Li Qingfeng had already found the Flame Grass Demon, but now there were several people fighting the boss here.
After Ouyang Lei heard the news, he speeded up and soon arrived at the cave of Flame Mountain, where he found Li Qingfeng.
Ouyang Lei asked in a low voice: "Sister, what's going on inside now?"
Li Qingfeng looked at Ouyang Lei and said: "Congratulations on winning the prize. I just saw ten players inside playing the boss, and one of them is a disciple of Jueqing Valley. It's just that their level is not as high as the two of us, but among them
There are two people who look like masters, what should we do now?"
Ouyang Lei frowned after hearing this. There were ten players on the other side, two masters, eight average players, and he and Li Qingfeng were the only ones on his side. The fallen happiness should still be in the fourteenth level of hell a hundred times now.
A hundred times.
"Sister, I guess they put down the Heartless Flower Vine before, which means they have been fighting this boss for at least an hour, and they haven't finished the battle for such a long time, which shows that their strength is not very good.
So, if that's the case, then if the two of us give it a try, we might have a chance."
"Brother, are you sure? There are ten of them, and this boss is really powerful."
"Sister, don't worry. After all, it is my inheritance mission. If you get the inheritance, your strength will definitely improve a lot."
Li Qingfeng nodded and said, "Okay, I trust you once and let's go."
