After Ouyang Lei left Tianxiangju, Luo Xixi followed him.
"Hey, kid Luo Xixi, why are you following me all the time? I'm not a bone either."
Luo Xixi didn't understand for a while and asked: "What do you mean? What does it have to do with you being a bone if I follow you?"
Just after saying this, Luo Xixi understood clearly that Ouyang Lei meant that he was a puppy.
So he took the opportunity to rush forward and punch Ouyang Lei on the chest like a coquettish person.
"Okay, okay, I was wrong. Why have you been following me?" Ouyang Lei still has a lot of herbs in his hand and wants to continue to refine medicine, because he is the only one who has refined enough.
Only by selling elixirs can you make more money.
But if Luo Xixi was around, he wouldn't have the time or opportunity to refine the medicine.
"I just want to know, what do you do?" Luo Xixi said, staring closely at Ouyang Lei's eyes, which made Ouyang Lei feel strange.
"I...I am an alchemist."
"Come on, I think you look very human!"
When Ouyang Lei heard this sentence, he felt it was nothing at first, but then he felt something was wrong no matter how he tasted it, why did he look like a human being? I am originally a human being.
"No, he looks like a person!" After Luo Xixi explained, Ouyang Lei felt much relieved.
"Who does he look like? Don't tell me that he looks like your first boyfriend."
Luo Xixi chuckled, stretched out her hand to hold Ouyang Lei's arm and said, "I haven't had a boyfriend yet. If you must be the first one, I don't mind."
Ouyang Lei looked at Luo Xixi helplessly and said, "Please stop making trouble, I'm going to be busy making money now."
"Tell me, are you my teacher?"
Luo Xixi's useless words before had never cheered up Ouyang Lei, but this sentence shocked Ouyang Lei.
It turned out that he had been recognized.
However, Ouyang Lei hasn't figured out how to deal with Luo Xixi yet. After thinking about it, he said: "Since you know that I am your teacher, why don't you hurry up and teach me? If you don't study hard, you will just play here! Ah!"
Luo Xixi chuckled, although she didn't quite understand if the stand-alone god said this as an admission or if it was just a joke to herself.
"Okay, it's up to you. I'll go and do my own business first. See you on Wednesday morning~" After saying that, Luo Xixi ran away, and when she was halfway there, she turned around and blew a kiss.
After Luo Xixi disappeared, Ouyang Lei sighed and said to himself: "Are all girls today so proactive? Why didn't I meet her when I was in school?"
With that said, Ouyang Lei went straight to the Viper Valley.
When refining medicine in other places, Ouyang Lei was worried about someone disturbing him, but in the Poisonous Snake Valley, Ouyang Lei didn't have to worry about these things, because he knew that few people could enter the Poisonous Snake Valley.
"Master, I'm back~" Ouyang Lei shouted and walked into the Viper Valley.
But after walking for a long time, I still didn't hear any reply.
Has Murong Feichen not come back yet?
Forget it, if you don't come back, you won't come back. Just find a quiet place to refine the medicine.
Ouyang Lei took out all the large quantities of herbs he had prepared, and then began to refine the medicine.
It should be almost noon outside the game now. Ouyang Lei started refining medicine at noon and continued practicing until around ten o'clock in the evening before going offline.
After I logged off, I had something to eat and then went to bed.
After all, tomorrow is Wednesday, and I have a morning class on Wednesday morning.
He must have enough energy, otherwise he will look sluggish when class comes. Ouyang Lei is very worried that the students below will suspect that he did not do anything good last night.
Sure enough, when class first started the next morning, Ouyang Lei was giving a lecture. Suddenly he yawned for some reason, and then a boy asked: "Teacher, what did you do last night? Why did you get so excited?"
Are you so sleepy this morning?"
Immediately afterwards, someone started booing.
"Teacher, please pay more attention to your health. Small masturbation will make you happy, big masturbation will hurt your body, and forced masturbation will turn you into ashes."
The classmate had just finished speaking, and Ouyang Lei didn't notice which talented person wrote a poem on the spot: "Ten years of masturbating, tears are flowing everywhere, without thinking, my right hand is busy. What are you doing? Haha, there is nowhere to complain. Even if you are handsome, rich and evil
Like a wolf, her face is full of semen, and her temples are as frosty. She wipes her semen with heavy makeup on a tissue, and looks at the neighboring room. She is in a panic. The goddess is taking a bath, and her tears are flowing. It is expected that after the month, she will have a father, who will be a rich and handsome man, and will be busy raising children. "
The atmosphere in the class immediately became very lively.
Ouyang Lei was not sleepy at all.
I finally calmed down the happy rant just now. I don’t know if the talented person just published a new work or another talented person has also splashed ink. I don’t know which row of boys in the middle of the classroom read together.
: "A billion descendants died in the paper, eating food, busy moving bricks. Thousands of miles of construction site, nowhere to express sadness. The goddess didn't recognize me when she saw me, she rubbed her hands to bleed, and stabbed her heart. The fungus suddenly returned home in the early morning, her clothes were messy, and she was touching up her makeup.
.The loser has no words, only a thousand lines of tears. It is expected that the soul will be lost every night, Durex, James Bond."
"Ahem..." Ouyang Lei coughed twice loudly, and then he calmed everyone down, and then said: "First of all, I have to admit that our classmates' literary skills are still very deep, especially some Internet terms.
It is very good to combine it with classical literature in a clever and obscene way. However, it is class time now. Only I have this opportunity to play and express, not you. If you are willing, I can leave more for everyone later.
Operation."
As soon as Ouyang Lei finished speaking, he heard the whole audience shouting no.
"Well, since you don't want me to leave too much homework, just be honest with me. Otherwise, be careful, Teacher, I will take you to the school doctor's office to donate sperm, so that you will know what it means to pierce the blood and pierce the intestines!"
Ouyang Lei originally thought that by scaring him like this, the students below could listen to his lectures with peace of mind for a while. What he didn't expect was that after everyone heard the words "school doctor's office", they naturally thought of Li Qingfeng, and when they thought of Li Qingfeng, a
The classmates, especially the male classmates, are even more happy.
Why……
Ouyang Lei sighed deeply in his heart, why are children nowadays so difficult to deal with.
Fortunately, the morning is not very long, and Ouyang Lei's lecture style is humorous and obscene. Although some parts are difficult to be elegant, as a teacher, he can impart all knowledge to students, which is enough.
It is much better than some teachers who teach for ninety minutes, spend forty-five minutes lecturing, and spend forty-five minutes scolding students.
Ouyang Lei looked forward to it, and finally looked forward to lunch break. He decided to go back and have a good sleep after eating. He went to bed after eating last night. It was obvious that he had indigestion and poor sleep quality. As a result, he fell asleep just after eating.
Meeting the excited Xu Benzun, Ouyang Lei knew that his wonderful sleeping time in the afternoon could only become a bubble in the sun.
