Chapter 428? If there is no picture, you can say J8
The things in the game are finally over, and Ouyang Lei is about to start teaching everyone.
"Literature is an art and a knowledge. Many people think so, but if you think so, you are wrong."
"Why? Teacher?" Yi Xiaoli, also known as Luo Xixi, asked with a naughty look.
"Many times, the reason why people feel that something is very profound and difficult to learn is because you feel that it is too difficult to learn. But in fact, this is not the case. Many times, some things are not something you can learn.
Imagining the sanctity is not as difficult as you think, and there are even mistakes in some places. Now let me give you an example. There is a saying called 'I only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals'. What do you think of this sentence?"
For many people, this sentence is a very romantic one. Now when Ouyang Lei asks this question, the answers given by many people are romantic, beautiful and so on.
After these boys and girls all expressed their thoughts on the sentence "I only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals" in their own romantic ways, Ouyang Lei smiled and said to everyone: "Actually, the facts are not the same as everyone imagined.
, everyone feels that the mandarin ducks know each other and stay together for a lifetime. The mandarin ducks are polygamous, and they change one every year."
The female classmates were speechless on the spot, but the male classmates all said that this is what boys really envy, and it made Ouyang Lei so embarrassing.
"Look, a sentence that seems very romantic, warm, and poetic is actually not as complicated as you think. So, study hard, children. Come on, let me tell you about various local dialects.
and its relationship with online literature.”
"Teacher, what is the relationship between dialects and online literature? The Internet is global, but dialects are local." Yi Xiaoli doesn't know what's going on now. She gets very excited every time she goes to Ouyang Lei's class.
This kind of excitement makes people feel like they have met a little sheep.
"Of course, although online literature is global, it was still very regional when it first developed. After all, the writers come from different regions, so it is very likely that some of them will be mentioned in the novels.
Something you know about the region you are in. Such as food, customs and language.”
Seeing that the students were listening attentively, Ouyang Lei smiled and wrote a line on the blackboard - "If there is no picture, just say it".
"Students, this sentence is a very popular sentence on the Internet in the era when Internet literature just started. Although it is a bit vulgar, it is also quite true. The following is the different sayings about this sentence in various countries and some regions at that time.
, everyone, please pay attention."
With that said, Ouyang Lei began to write on the blackboard.
However, some really bored classmates wrote various versions of the sentence "If there is no picture, just say a**" written by Ouyang Lei on the blackboard in their class notes.
It is said that Ouyang Lei later received severe criticism from the school education department because of this incident.
English: du**Korean: woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Shanghai: Du Nong Ze Follicle Tianjin: If you have a picture, please tell me** Play Beijing: If you don’t have a small picture, you are so stupid** Northeast
: I don’t have any idea what kind of shit this is, Liaoning: I don’t have any idea how to get a basket ball Benxi: I don’t have any idea to do anything to harm this big**!
Sichuan: I don’t want you to tell me a hammer. Guangdong: I don’t want you to talk about it. Baoding: I want you to tell me how to protect me. Fuzhou: I don’t want you to have sex with me. Guilin: I don’t want you to tell me something.
Egg A Kaifeng: If there is no picture, you can do it. Zhoukou: There is no picture, what nonsense are you talking about? Pingdingshan: Dumu Niu picture! What kind of ball are you talking about? Hunan: The picture is so ridiculous that you can’t talk about it. Changsha: The picture is fake.
Xiangxi: Tudu rice, you Hong Kong **** Rizhao: Mutu, you are talking about a dick. Jiaodong: If there is a picture, you lock a chicken. Qingdao: If there is no picture, just say an egg and wait until Ouyang Lei collects it.
After writing down some relevant translations, I turned around and found that all the students were taking notes attentively.
On the one hand, Ouyang Lei wanted to arouse the interest of his classmates, and on the other hand, he also wanted to make everyone laugh. However, when he looked back, he found that everyone was taking notes in the dim light.
"Ahem...students, this is actually not the point, and it is not a place where you need to take notes. These things on the blackboard are just to give you an example. In fact, they are of no use at all. If you hadn't
If you are very interested, then don’t remember it.”
Although Ouyang Lei said this, the enthusiasm of the students did not diminish and they were still writing hard.
"Teacher, please give way. I can't see what's behind you."
Ouyang Lei has an urge to die. Now he is reviewing whether teaching his students this way will lead them astray.
After talking about the development of dialects and online literature, and interacting with everyone, Ouyang Lei began to teach new knowledge.
After the morning classes are over, it’s time for the most beautiful and warm lunch break.
Ouyang Lei had just announced the good news that get out of class was over, and then Yi Xiaoli ran under the podium, blinked her big eyes and said, "Teacher Ouyang, are you called a stand-alone god in the game?"
"What game? I am a teacher, and the teacher's task is to teach everyone to learn. I usually just read books and basically don't play games."
Yi Xiaoli had felt in the game before that Ouyang Lei wanted to be like the stand-alone god in the game.
When I ate in Luoyang City last time, I took a screenshot of the food and wine at the dinner table like a stand-alone god, and then put it on my mobile phone. Today I looked at Ouyang Lei in front of me while looking at my mobile phone. What?
See how it feels.
"Teacher, please stop pretending~" He said, took out his mobile phone, showed the screenshot of himself facing a stand-alone god in the game, and said to Ouyang Lei with a smile on his face, "Du Mu Niu Tu! What do you mean?
What a ball it is! But now I have a picture!"
Ouyang Lei now completely felt that his education method was a failure. Although he attracted many students to listen to his lectures, the price was that he seemed to have taught them all bad.
Look at now, a girl dares to say anything.
Ouyang Lei once again sighed in his heart that he seemed to be dead!
"Okay, I admit it, I just said, what's the matter?"
"Actually, there's nothing wrong. Teacher, you see we met in the game, and now we all know each other in reality. We are so destined to have a meal together at noon, okay?"
"Not good!" Ouyang Lei shook his head.
"Teacher~" Yi Xiaoli said, regardless of whether there were other students in the teacher, she rushed to the podium and hugged Ouyang Lei's arm, making Ouyang Lei's face immediately turn red.
