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Chapter 453: Dung Tease

The Giant Bear Spirit was the former boss of the nameless island. The reason why he is said to be the boss is because his combat power is the strongest on this nameless island. The reason why he is said to be the former boss is because a mysterious man came here later.

, the mysterious man trapped the giant bear spirit and all his followers in the center of the island, and trapped them inside with five large iron doors.

At the beginning, the Giant Bear Spirit wanted to leave here with his men, but as time passed, the Giant Bear Spirit and his men got used to living here, day after day, year after year.

Watching the sun rise from the east and then setting from the west, basking in the sun, looking at the scenery, and listening to the narration and other little monsters snoring, it cannot be said to be pleasant, but at least it can be regarded as life.

Although there is no place to deal with everyone's excrement in this life.

However, although the Giant Bear Spirit is a monster, he is not an unhygienic monster, so he asked all his men to put all their excrement under a large iron door that the wind would never blow.

In this way, the ordinary days finally ushered in an extraordinary chapter. The extremely happy spirit of the giant bear, who originally lived in the center of the island, was playing the tuba not far from the big iron gate, and at the same time humming a piece of the latest pop music he heard.

"My dad just killed him~ just killed him~ He brought the goods into the building and asked for a price~ Damn it, kid, even if his waist is twisted, he can ask for a price~ Dad has no sex-dealing skills and can ask for a price~ Wheel bed~

You can also ask for the price alone~ I got three boys~ The Roman Ken Building on that street got three boys~ But you have to pay them together. I got three boys~ Dad didn’t have sex, so he asked dad to get three boys~ Cool three boys

Boy~My family has taken me~Three times~The dog has come to get me~(Hey!) The dog has come to get me~(Hey!) My family has taken me~Three times~The dog has come~(Hey!) The dog has come to get me~(Hey!

!) Immediately start working on the basics~do~do~do~”

Just when the giant bear spirit was comfortably releasing its excess weight and twisting its butt and singing a song, five large iron doors that had been forgotten by everyone but that they could still open suddenly opened.

"Charge! Warriors of the Gujian Family!" Fallen Happy was the first to rush out, holding a spear, but as soon as he rushed out, he fell into the mud with a thud.

"Damn! Who is so unethical? There is such a big pile of cement here, and it smells so bad."

A player at the back asked: "It seems that what Fallen Happy fell into now is not a mud pile but... a dung pile."

Another player with a deep expression said: "Forget it, I think it's better not to say anything. After all, he is the first in the level rankings. It would be very shameful to be killed first during the PK. If

Now that I know I have fallen into a dung heap, I will probably go crazy."

At this time, the giant bear spirit who was sitting nearby was singing well when he suddenly noticed a man in luxurious clothes jumping into the dung pile behind him.

"My dad just killed him~ Hey~~ Take a rest~ I'm tired~ Oh~ Oh~ Oh~ Oh~ Oh, oh, oh, eh~ Back to back~ Back to back~ Touching everywhere~ Use your feet to do it~ I have to do it~ Oral

I'll do it too~ back and back~ back and back~ everywhere~ Huh? Brother! What are you looking for in the dung heap? Is this kind of Taobao popular now?"

As soon as he heard that he had fallen into a dung heap, Depraved Happy immediately rushed out to find a place where no one was around to vomit.

A player from the Fengliu family happened to be walking towards him. Fengliu's condom wanted to lead someone in a sneak attack, so he asked the player with the weakest combat power in the team to stay here and hold the key to continue moving forward.

After the big iron door was opened, he also walked out, but as soon as he came out, he smelled a smell that could carry for eight hundred miles against the headwind.

I don’t know what happened, but I was vomited on the spot.

After Fallen Happy finished vomiting, he found that there was someone vomiting right next to him, and the vomiting was even worse than his own.

He quickly stretched out his hand and patted the other person's back. While patting him, he said, "Brother, you're okay."

After the other party finished vomiting, he straightened up, pushed away the fallen happy hand and said it was okay.

But just when he pushed away the fallen happy hand, he found that his hand had also rubbed against that disgusting thing, "Ouch...ow..."

"Brother, if you're vomiting so badly, you can't be pregnant. Don't play games when you're pregnant. It's not good."

"Hello, sister!" The player from the Fengliu family shouted while vomiting.

Fallen Happy has not yet realized that the other person is from the Fengliu family. He should kill him quickly, but he is still talking nonsense here.

"Actually, this is not only bad for you, but also for the baby in your belly. You have to pay more attention. Today's food safety is not good. How can you do this if you are still in the game?

?Hey, why do I feel like you look like a man? Look, you have a beard. Is it now that it has developed to the point where men can get pregnant?"

Just when Depraved Happy was talking nonsense, Gu Jianyue had already rushed up, raised his sword and killed the player who was still vomiting in an instant.

After killing the opponent, Gu Jianyue picked up the key that exploded on the ground, but for some reason, when he lifted his nose and smelled it, he suddenly felt like the sea.

Then he turned around and saw the depraved happiness covered in mud instead of mud. He immediately ran to the back where there was no one and started vomiting.

At this time, other players of the Gujian family also rushed up, and someone asked: "What's going on? The patriarch just spent a short time together like a stand-alone god, and then he vomited. This relationship developed too fast.

.”

When everyone got closer, they realized that what made the patriarch vomit was not a stand-alone god, but a stinking and domineering depraved happiness.

Ouyang Lei also smelled this smell that even Daoji would feel inferior to.

After summoning a lot of water to cleanse the corrupted happiness, he dared to walk over.

"Fallen happiness, what's going on? You're so disgusting, I thought you fell into a dung heap."

Fallen Happy pointed to the distance with an unhappy look and whispered: "You thought you were right, I really fell into the dung heap just now."

Ouyang Lei suddenly had the urge to fly over and knock him out with an arrow, because in this case, he wouldn't have to face the idiot Depraved Happy.

Just as this thought flashed through his mind, an arrow full of spiritual power passed by, and he was really stuck here, unable to move.

"Everyone, come on! Kill the Gujian family members and take back our key!" A familiar voice sounded to Ouyang Lei.

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