Just as he was posing in front of the mirror, his cell phone rang again.
"Is it Teacher Hua again?" Ouyang Lei said, and at the same time he quickly picked up the phone without even looking at who was calling.
"Hello, hello. Are you..." Ouyang Lei's voice was gentler than ever before. It felt like strong male hormones suddenly burst out during the estrus period, but were blocked by the rational heart.
Just suppress it.
"Leizi, it's me, what's wrong with you? Are you so gentle? Didn't someone lose your virginity just now?"
There is no need to mention this person's name, nor to describe the tone of his voice. You can know who it is just from the name of Ouyang Lei and the content of his words.
As Conan said, there is only one truth.
This person is Xu Benzun.
"Please, I thought it was Teacher Hua, but it turned out to be you."
"Why can't it be me? I have something to do recently, and I may be in the game for a little longer, so I came to you specifically and asked you to help me order some game liquid online, and then I will transfer the call
Connect it to your mobile phone, if someone is looking for me and it's a pretty girl, you can block it for me."
Ouyang Lei is so embarrassing. Sure enough, entrusting such a thing is Xu's style.
"Why don't you buy game liquid yourself? You have to let me buy it."
"Ahem..." Xu Benzun cleared his throat, but Ouyang Lei felt that Xu Benzun was mentally preparing for what he would say next, "I... I... I don't have any money in my online banking. If I have money,
I won’t beg you any more.”
"Isn't online banking together with a bank card? How come there is no money?" Ouyang Lei was a little confused about what Xu meant.
"Oh, I just bought a car. I will definitely be short of money for a year and a half. Please be considerate, ah~"
Ouyang Lei is helpless. He has had to live in poverty for so long just to buy a car. Now is not the dynasty before the new era. House prices and gas prices can drive people to death. As for this. But the game liquid is not very expensive.
I paid for it in advance and there was no problem. It just so happened that the color of the game liquid in my game warehouse was as light as steamed pork rib noodles.
"By the way, you just mentioned the call transfer on the phone. What's going on?"
"It's like this. I may have to receive a big task in the game during this period, and the time to complete the task cannot be interrupted. Now I have arranged all my courses with others in advance. Over at the school
The notification has also arrived, and now it’s time to solve my personal problem.”
"Personal question? Don't you have hands?"
"Damn! That's not the problem I'm talking about! And even I can't use my hands!" Xu Benzun shouted on the phone, "It's even more impossible with my hands. Don't even think about it."
"Damn! What are you thinking about? I'm not talking about such a dirty question."
"Okay, what's the problem?" Ouyang Lei really couldn't imagine that apart from the dirty problems, Mr. Xu might have any other personal problems.
"I'm worried that some of the girls I contacted during this period contacted me, but they couldn't find me, so I transferred the phone call to you. You help me contact them. I will tell you some excuses. You just need to drag them out.
It only takes them a few days, but I know you write novels, so don't tell me that you're not good at lying."
Ouyang Lei suddenly had a very strange feeling. What does it mean to write novels? Not to mention that he is not good at lying. Why does it give people the impression that everyone who writes novels is good at lying?
"My dear, you don't mean to say that people who write novels should be good at lying."
"Yes, why not, that's what I mean, don't interrupt, just listen to me. If it's Xiaoli, just say that I'm going to Beijing to attend an academic exchange meeting in the near future; if it's Xiaomo, just say
Tell her that our department will travel to Nanjing as a group, and tell her that I will come back to see her with condoms produced in Nanjing; if it is Xiaowei, tell her that I went to Xijing to explore, and may discover the largest dinosaur fossils before the new era;
If it's a little coquettish, just say that I went to Tokyo to create high-end art, and I will give her individual guidance when I come back; if it's..."
"My dear, I know you are very busy, but I am also very busy now."
"No, what do you have to do? You just play games, go to class, and write novels. You don't need to pick up girls. I just know that you are not good at this, so I feel free to transfer the call to your mobile phone.
"
"Ahem... My current classes are very good. The school is preparing to change my online literature class to a single-teacher course. Teacher Hua from the teaching department has already contacted me."
"Oh, that's it~" Xu Benzun said with some disappointment, but then a shout startled Ouyang Lei, "What? Teacher Hua? Is it Hua Liu Jingzi? She's back?"
After all, Ouyang Lei is a new teacher. He doesn't know many things. When he hears the words "She's back", he knows that Xu Benzun must know or know her. If this is the case, then think of the tone of Teacher Hua's words and the
It gives the impression that I immediately have a very bad premonition.
"It's her. You won't tell me that you know her?"
"Know? More than just acquaintance, let me tell you, you are in luck because you have been spotted by the female teacher who is known as the best in bed in our school!"
Hearing Xu Benzun's tone, Ouyang Lei felt a cold wind running down his spine. He didn't want to be buried in the crotch of such a person for the first time. [Ouyang Lei: Wait, I have a problem.
Why was he buried under her crotch? Shouldn't I be the one on top?] "My dear, tell me what's going on?" Ouyang Lei suddenly felt like his scalp was haunted by a female ghost.
"Haha... In fact, Teacher Hua is a very picky eater, and she doesn't like ordinary men. His mother is from Tokyo. There was a magnitude 10 earthquake in Tokyo some time ago. I heard that she took leave to go home to visit relatives.
I didn’t expect that she is back now, and the first person she fell in love with after coming back was you. I guess she must have used work as an excuse to let you go to Fanhua Apartment?"
Ouyang Lei didn't want to say that Xu Benzun guessed all this, but the fact is that Xu Benzun really guessed it.
"Yes."
"That's right, Fanhua Apartment is the largest love hotel in Qionghua City. In addition to a variety of food and drinks, it also provides rooms, and the beds are very soft, which makes people enjoy it~ We were so ecstatic that night,
My legs were a little weak the next day, but I have to admit, doing it seven times a night was really a bit overwhelming."
"Brother, can you tell me the important point?"
"The key point is her mouth. It's really, really ecstatic~"
Just when Xu was immersed in the memories of that wonderful night, Ouyang Lei had completely fallen into the world of embarrassment.
======After nearly forty hours of journey, Xiao Xiu, I finally got home alive!!!
