Chapter 506: One-day trip to the underworld (Part 1) "Xiaobai, you said we haven't seen the single-player brother for so long, does he miss us?" Hei Wuchang is in the underworld, maybe because of boredom.
Is it because of boredom or boredom that I suddenly asked such a question.
Bai Wuchang glanced at Hei Wuchang very unhappily and asked: "Are you stupid? Ah? Let me ask you, do you think the stand-alone brother will be good for us after he comes? And the King of Hell always loses his temper. Some time ago, the King of Hell
We went to buy cut cakes. I think you know what happened without me telling you. Now the King of Hell is depressed. If the stand-alone brother comes at this time, the most unlucky one is not the King of Hell, but the two of us, you know?"
"No? And why buy cut cakes? I don't know about this."
Xiaobai looked at Hei Wuchang with contempt, and then said to him: "The thing is like this, that day, the wife of the King of Hell wanted to eat cut cakes, so he asked the King of Hell to buy it. The King of Hell had no choice, and you know that we, the King of Hell, are afraid of our wives.
She was as afraid as if she owed her wife something, so she went. But what she didn't expect was that she went up to ask about the price, and then she didn't want to buy that person's property anymore.
Yinzi, you said cutting cakes can be worth 160,000 taels of silver, and there happened to be an extra errand. The King of Hell wanted to keep a low profile, so he didn’t solve the matter himself but let the errand take care of it.
But I never expected that the errand boy would say the same thing and ask the King of Hell to pay for it."
"What happened next?" Hei Wuchang asked curiously.
"Then? What do you think will happen to these people after provoking the King of Hell? Now they are all in the oil pan. I heard that they have exploded into drains and grease. Hey..."
Although Hei Wuchang didn't know why Bai Wuchang sighed, he saw the other person sighing, so he sighed too.
Then Bai Wuchang sighed again, and Hei Wuchang followed suit.
What happened next was interesting. The two of them were like two people, sighing at each other, and they didn't know what they were thinking.
Later, when the two guys, Black and White, were having fun, they actually forgot about the person who had just appeared on the resurrection stage, and everyone on the resurrection stage also noticed Black and White, who didn't know what he was doing.
Just like this, two twos are playing in front, and a group of twos are watching from the side.
At this time, Ouyang Lei came.
Ouyang Lei didn't know what was wrong with him before. He felt a pain in his chest, but it was not angina. Ouyang Lei felt that it must be something else. When he opened the system prompts to find the reason why he came to the underworld,
I found that there were many people around me, and I didn't know what they meant by standing here and not moving forward.
"Hey, hey, hey... those in front, get out of my way! What are you doing?"
A kind-hearted aunt next to him grabbed Ouyang Lei and said to him: "Young man, please lower your voice, don't you see the black and white impermanence in front of you? My daughter asked me to play this game too, saying that this game is good for you.
It's very real. When I saw it, it was indeed real. This person can take him to the underworld after death. Young man, look at these two black and white impermanences. They don't look like the VIPs or HPs you mentioned. They are more like real people.
Yes or no?"
Ouyang Lei was helpless and thought to himself: Auntie, you are already old, so don't come over to share game resources with us, okay? Really.
But his face was still full of smile, and he said to the aunt next to him: "It's okay, auntie, I'm a rookie, I often fail, so I always come to the underworld. I know both Black and White Wuchang, it's okay."
"Oh, I thought we, the elderly, couldn't understand how to play games, but I didn't expect you to be an idiot too."
Ouyang Lei was not happy when he heard this. "Master, I am just being humble. How dare you, an old lady, say that I have two or five eyes? Hmph!"
After all, the other person looked to be in his forties or fifties, and Ouyang Lei didn't bother to argue with someone who had just entered the game.
He separated from the crowd watching the excitement and walked to the front and shouted: "When did you two become the second generals of Hengha?"
Bai Wuchang glanced at it casually, and then said: "Wait a moment, you didn't see us busy."
Hei Wuchang also said: "So, hurry up and disappear from the eyes of the two of us. I tell you, otherwise, be careful with me... Damn! Brother, no, big brother!"
Bai Wuchang also realized that the person standing next to the two people now was not an ordinary small character, but a stand-alone god whose status in the underworld was probably higher than that of the King of Hell.
When the two of them saw this eldest brother coming, they didn't know whether they were excited, nervous or for some other reason. Their expressions were not natural and their movements were not natural. They had been orphans for more than 20 years, but in
Today I met my eighteen-year-old wild father.
Ouyang Lei wanted to be resurrected quickly, so he didn't have time to spend on these two people.
After speaking to the two people, he turned around and prepared to find the King of Hell, regardless of the people behind him.
The King of Hell was drinking tea and eating sliced cakes. While eating, he asked the judge in the narration, "Judge, you really don't want a piece?"
In fact, it was not that the judge didn't want to eat it, but that the King of Hell had brought a large piece of cake to him and asked him if he wanted to eat it. When he said yes, the King of Hell said, but there was only one piece, and he would wait until next time, and then he would cut a piece off the top of the cake.
After a while, because Black and White were playing Wuchang, no player who died had ever come over. I asked the judge again if he wanted it. The judge said he wanted it. The King of Hell said there was only one piece and asked the judge to wait for next time.
After that, he cut off another piece and ate it himself.
This was repeated many times, and the king of hell did not feel bored. The judge felt that the king of hell was mentally retarded.
So I cursed in my heart: Humph! Don't be so complacent now, maybe the stand-alone machine will come when, and I will definitely be able to deal with you after it comes. I asked you to cut cakes to satisfy me.
Such thoughts just flashed through the judge's mind, and he felt as if telepathically the mask he had not used for a long time was calling him.
"Lord Yama, I have a very bad feeling."
The King of Hell looked at the judge who was taking out his mask with disdain and said with a smile: "Bad premonition? What kind of premonition? There are cockroaches in the cut cake I ate?" As he said that, the King of Hell threw the cut cake in his hand into his mouth.
Chew big.
"Lord Yama, a fly just landed on the cut cake in your hand."
"Then what?"
"The fly was crushed."
The King of Hell was stunned for a moment. After swallowing the cake in his mouth, he asked, "What crushed it?"
"Um...by...by your teeth!"
"Ouch..." [vomiting sound] ====== It's the beginning of the month. Xiao Xiu is looking for a job every day and is preparing to learn to drive. He is very busy, so I hope everyone can vote for me and put out a bowl to ask for your votes~
