Chapter 511: Gao Fushuai At this moment, the two of them noticed that many people were gathered around the street. Daoji was the first to get over, and because of the strong smell on his body, he separated from the crowd in an instant.
Seeing Daoji approaching, Ouyang Lei, who was also a little curious, also approached.
Now here, two people are arguing, one is selling cut cakes, and the other is buying cut cakes. I don’t know why, but the two people are arguing here. Then Ouyang Lei asked the person next to him, "
Brother, what’s going on here?”
A man with long hair next to him said, "Brother, you don't know. These cake sellers are going crazy now."
Although Ouyang Lei had heard of it, he had only heard a little bit about it.
In fact, it was because the cut cake buyers and sellers had misunderstandings due to poor communication. The quarrel between the two parties led to physical conflicts and group fights. Then it was said that the loss of the cut cakes amounted to 160,000 yuan, so you
It became popular.
All of a sudden, the rich and handsome people turned into the rich and handsome people.
At this time, there was a person who didn't know much about this matter like Ouyang Lei. He seemed to be a student. He occasionally came to play in the game. When he saw the excitement here, he came over and asked: "What is Qie?"
Cake?"
It happened that at this time, Caibaozi passed by here. As soon as he heard someone asking, he knew that his market was coming again, so he immediately rushed over and explained to this person: "Okay, this is a good question, what is cutting cake? Today,
Let me tell you what cutting cake is. Cutting cake is called cutting cake, but how to cut it? What is the price of cutting cake? One dollar to go to bed with Yang Mi, two dollars to buy a house in Shanghai, three dollars
Rambo was acquired, with four swords Gates recognized his mother, with five swords the stock god changed his career, with six swords Taiwan surrendered, with seven swords he bought out the bank, with eight swords Japan was destroyed, with nine swords he dominated Asia, and with ten swords he became the king of the world."
When everyone heard this, they immediately burst into applause.
One person stood up and spoke, and others around him were also inspired.
A very short boy with a wretched face, who could directly observe the color of a girl's panties when wearing a miniskirt, stood up and said: "Yesterday, I sent a drunk goddess and a rich and handsome man to the hotel.
.In the car, the goddess was drowsy, but Gao Fushuai was very restless and showed off everywhere. Gao Fushuai said he was hungry again and asked me where he could find delicious food. I replied wittily: "There are some at the station."
The cake maker, that one is delicious, but it’s a bit expensive.” Gao Fushuai coaxed, “It’s just that much, I can buy a whole cart, don’t you believe it.” So Gao Fushuai walked around drunkenly.
I got out of the car and went to buy some cakes. I and the goddess spent a whole night in the car, and they didn’t even wait for the rich and handsome guy to come back..."
Another person who was very tall and could have stepped on the little loser who just spoke with one foot said: "Don't cut the cake, my disability was cured by Uncle Maimaiti. On December 3rd, he was next to my wheelchair.
After overturning a cart and cutting cakes, I stood up and ran away without saying a word."
A person next to him who seemed to be his friend also stood up and said: "I think everyone has some misunderstandings about our Xinjiang friends. I remember that I bought a cut cake a while ago. At that time, I bought half a car and only charged me 50 yuan."
I thought the money was really not expensive, so I gave him another 50 yuan and bought the remaining half of the car. I turned around and gave it to the fifth company commander behind me. He unloaded his saber from the Type 95 assault rifle and cut the cake quickly.
We divided it into hundreds of small portions and distributed them to the comrades who were sitting on the tank and it was inconvenient to get off. The comrades agreed after eating, and when we left, we waved goodbye to our Uighur friend, which moved him to tears."
On the surface, the two people were talking about not cutting cakes in a dark way, but these two stories were darker than anyone else's.
Cai Baozi knew that his speech could not be interrupted by others, so he continued to tell everyone: "I met a cut cake stall on the roadside. He walked up to me and shouted: 'The cut cake is so sweet, eat one.
I guarantee you will have a second one...' I curled my lips disdainfully: 'Tch~!' So the credit card I just applied for at a street stall at the intersection was maxed out."
Later, Ouyang Lei and Daoji heard various versions of the legend about cake cutting here.
"Dinosaurs are a type of animal that lived from about 235 million to 65 million years ago and were able to walk upright with their hind limbs supporting the body. They dominated the global terrestrial ecosystem for more than 160 million years. In 63 million years
In the Paleocene of the third epoch of the Cenozoic Era, a palm-sized cake hit the earth, triggering global earthquakes and volcanic eruptions, and the extinction of the dinosaurs!"
"Four people were bragging. A said: I have a BMW. B said: I have a mansion. C said: I have nothing but help the old lady on the road every day. Ding said: 'You guys talk first, I will buy it.
Cut the cake into pieces.'"
"Elementary School Mathematical Olympiad question: Xiao Ming went out with ten yuan to buy cut cakes. It is known that the cut cakes cost four yuan, five and one taels, and Xiao Ming weighed two taels. Can Xiao Ming still go home in the end?"
"You may be a rich man, but you will never be a member of the upper class. You can only be a nouveau riche. You will never understand what upper class is! If you must say that you are upper class, let me ask you
:Can you afford to cut the cake?"
"The cut cake is commonly known as golden cake. It is as heavy as Mount Tai, has a golden color and is more valuable than gold. It is a rare thing in the world. A loser will be scared to urinate when he sees it. A rich man will tremble when he sees it. He will look up to the sky and scream, "Although I am rich.
It's no match for cutting cakes and buying them!"
"Wealth, fame, power, the pirate king who owns the whole world - Gol Roger, his words before his execution made people flock to the sea. 'Do you want my cake? If you want, you can.
I'll give them all to you, go find them! I put all the cut cakes there.' So all the men set sail on the great route to pursue their dreams, and the world began to welcome the advent of the great cut cake era - Luffy: 'I want to be a cut cake
The king’s man!’”
After hearing this, Ouyang Lei felt that in fact it was just that little thing. It was just that people selling cut cakes sometimes would buy and sell by force. In addition, the cake cutting incident that happened during this period, so everyone
Only then would he express some dissatisfaction with his current life in the form of cutting cakes.
In fact, there is no discrimination against any profession, nor is there any dissatisfaction with the people of any nationality. It is just that such a thing happened.
However, in the eyes of more people, this is just a popular thing on the Internet during this period. Ouyang Lei feels that he can study this matter later and then share it with his classmates during class.
As for your precious time in the game, it is better to use it to upgrade quickly.
"Daoji, let's go, let's upgrade."
As soon as Ouyang Lei finished speaking, he heard a system prompt that echoed throughout Dongsheng Shenzhou - "System prompt: The player has fallen into happiness and became the first player in Dongsheng Shenzhou to reach the golden elixir stage. This is a reward..."
====== I hereby declare that this chapter is just a joke, and there is no discrimination against people from any profession or anywhere. Because the prototype mortal classmates of Chen and Fan, one of the wretched trio, are from Xinjiang, so I don’t think so either.
They are as bad as some people say. In my eyes, there are only individual people, not regional people.
Therefore, I hereby declare that I hope you will not misunderstand me.
In addition, there happens to be an event on 17k recently, so if you stamp the cake-cutting stamp, you can come over and get some pieces of cake-cutting for Xiao Xiu~
