Chapter 517: The History of Subduing Demons That Make People Urinate (Part 2) The monster is currently busy beating the Buddha, slapping his mouth and cursing: "There is no reason, my hand is so fast
It's swollen, there's no reason why you can be fine, even the shape of your face hasn't changed, there's no reason!"
Fudofo smiled slightly and did not resist. He also knew that he could not defeat the opponent even if he resisted.
He put his hands together with a smile and said to the monster: "Amitabha, if you don't move, I am naturally thick-skinned, inferior to fire and water, and invulnerable to swords and guns. Female donor, you should give up on this idea."
The monster became angry and roared: "You unlucky monk!"
Immediately afterwards, a kick hit Fudofo between his legs.
"Aren't you invulnerable? Let me see if you are invulnerable here too!"
What surprised the monster was that Fudobutsu remained calm and stood there with his hands clasped together. He nodded towards the monster and said, "Monk, quit sex. Female donor, even if you can't kick here, I don't mind. But
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Saying this, Fudofo took two steps forward, and the frightened monster quickly took seven or eight steps back.
"But... it really hurts!" After saying this, Fudofo fell to the ground with a pop. When he fell, because he was too heavy, the ground shook, and even the thin Min Sun was shaken.
He got up, and at the same time, the book Ouyang Lei was looking for also started to tremble.
Ouyang Lei stretched out his hand and grabbed the book. Although the writing on the cover was a bit blurry, he could still clearly see three big characters - "Yizhimei"!
"Oh...it turns out to be Yiljimae. I thought it was...well...actually I always thought it should be Yiljimae. Yes, I have always felt that way." Ouyang Lei said to himself.
When the monster saw the Buddha falling down, he also noticed the book in Ouyang Lei's hand.
In an instant, the monster's face changed, and the face that was as white as jade turned into cement gray in an instant.
"No! My true body!"
The monster was frightened and shouted in horror.
Ouyang Lei took out a fire starter and lit the book on fire.
The monster shouted: "No, no!"
In the past, Ouyang Lei had always wondered why the love action films in Tokyo, known as the Oriental Islands of Asia, were so good. Even after the new era and the integration of cultures around the world, only their films and TV series were the best.
The top one, I have never understood, but just now, just now, I finally had an idea.
Because of language differences.
Just now the monster was saying no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But the film and television works produced in the Eastern Islands are different. They also say "don't want it". When people call it "Ya Zhudie" or "Ya Zhudie", it makes people feel so comfortable.
I wonder if if you use this sentence as an alarm to wake up in the morning, will many people get up on time in the morning from now on?
Thinking of this, Ouyang Lei decided that after going offline, he must find a movie, cut out the audio, put it into his phone to make an alarm, and then wake himself up in the morning.
As the fire on the book started to burn, the monster that rushed over felt its legs were weak, and then fell to the ground.
Both Zhichajia and Jinkara also fainted, which means that among all the people present, only one of them is awake, and everyone else has fainted.
As "Iljimae" was burned, the monsters screamed, the sky turned back to its original blue, and there seemed to be a rainbow in the distance. Although it was not very clear, it made people feel very happy.
Comfortable.
"Everything...all...all done?"
After everything was over, Daoji walked in from outside.
Ouyang Lei was unhappy. If the fight just now was justified, he wouldn't have to take action. He could just take off one of his shoes and it would be over.
As a result, he didn't even participate, so he had to lead his men to fight here until the end.
"Daoji, have you known for a long time that the book that Min Sun had hidden was responsible for this?" Ouyang Lei summoned both the Immovable Buddha and the two boys from Shangji back and said to Daoji.
"Yes...yes...how...what...what happened?"
"You have the nerve to ask me what's wrong? You know why you didn't tell me? It made me have to go to Luhua to get the reed essence back. Is it your fault to tell me this?"
Daoji snorted and said: "How...how...why is it me...I'm not right...right...it's obviously...you didn't...ask...ask me."
"Then... then you... just... don't know how to... take the initiative?" Ouyang Lei was so angry at Daoji that he stuttered.
Daoji raised his head and said: "No... I shouldn't tell you... it's also... I should... before... I... picked... picked... my feet to make... you wait... all...
Don't wait for me... I... did... what... why should I sue you... tell you?"
Ouyang Lei was helpless, but he was too lazy to argue with Daoji. He was really worried that he would stutter after arguing with Daoji for a long time.
"Forget it. I won't tell you anymore."
At this time, Min Sun, who had fainted, had woken up, and Luhua Jing, who had fallen in another place, also woke up.
Ouyang Lei leaned over and said to Min Sun: "Actually, the monster is the book called "Iljimae" that you have been reading before, but it is okay now. Just when you all fainted, I exploded like a stand-alone god.
I used all my fighting power, gave full play to my talents and wisdom, courage and strength, and finally defeated the monster. Don't be too moved. You know that I always like to help others...hey hey hey...
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When Ouyang Lei was enjoying himself, he found that Min Sun had disappeared without knowing it.
When he turned around and took a look, he found that right at the edge of their yard, this boy Min Sun was already chatting with Lu Huajing.
The girls we chatted with had a peach blossom smile on their faces, while the boys we chatted with had chrysanthemums all over their faces.
"Sure enough, it is the man who has watched "Online Game: The Supreme Road" who can pick up girls so quickly, and he even crosses the race."
Although Ouyang Lei hoped that Min Sun's lover would eventually become an adulterer, he still wanted the reward for his mission.
Fortunately, Min Sun's pick-up with girls did not affect his business, and he handed a treasure box from his family to Ouyang Lei.
At the same time, Ouyang Lei also gained more than 40% of the experience. Although it is not enough for him to upgrade, he can now upgrade with less than half of the experience, so he is quite happy.
Just at this time, Mr. Kai sent a message to Ouyang Lei, saying that all his magic weapons had been repaired. Except for the Lotus Moon Wheel Throne which had not been completely repaired due to material reasons, all the rest had been completely repaired.
nailed it.
Ouyang Lei also knows that the Lotus Moon Wheel Throne itself is a magic weapon that needs to be repaired by himself and should take a long time to repair.
So, bidding farewell to Min Sun and Lu Huajing, he and Dao Ji mounted the dragon sword and flew to Chang'an City.
Go get your own magic weapon.
But at this time of great joy and happiness, a piece of bad news came - the Kaiqiangqiang family passed the family mission and completed the family residence mission. Now they have settled in Chang'an City and become the first family in Chang'an City.
