Ouyang Lei frowned, why did his words always change?
"Daoji, I'm going to complete a task later. It's a task called 'Xiaogan Tiandi' in the Twenty-Four Filial Piety. Do you want to come with me?"
Daoji thought for a while, then stretched out his right hand to pick at his ear, then flicked it and said, "Okay, it might be a good thing to experience the stories of filial sons."
In this way, Ouyang Lei took Ma Xiaoxiao and Daoji beside him to find the important person "Yao Chonghua" mentioned in the mission.
Yao Chonghua's home is right behind Feilai Peak, and it took the three of them less than twenty minutes to find it.
"Ouyang Lei, what do you think this mission is about? Xiaogan Tiandi, couldn't it be that his parents were seriously ill and asked you to find some herbal medicine, and then there happened to be some very ferocious boss next to the herbal medicine?" Ma Xiaoxiao said.
Ouyang Lei shook his head and said: "How do I know? Maybe I just went over and pushed Yao Chonghua to the ground and beat him violently. After the beating, he became a filial son, and my mission was completed."
Ma Xiaoxiao knew that Ouyang Lei was talking about Daoji, so he glanced at Daoji subconsciously. Daoji didn't notice Ma Xiaoxiao at all, and said as he walked: "That Yao Chonghua is just a lucky gangster. His business...
It’s not interesting.”
Upon hearing what Dao Ji said, Ouyang Lei turned around and asked, "Dao Ji, do you know about Yao Chonghua?"
"Who doesn't know about his bad things? It's just a threesome, vulgar..."
Ouyang Lei was stunned. Isn't Daoji a monk? There is such a monk with such heavy taste.
Ma Xiaoxiao asked with a puzzled face: "Daoji, what are three P's?"
Daoji said: "Threesome is one man and two women... Wu... Wu..."
Ouyang Lei rushed up and covered Daoji's mouth, and then said to Ma Xiaoxiao: "It's nothing, it's nothing. 3p is an AA system where three people eat, play, etc. It's called 3p because there are three people."
"Then why isn't it called Sana?"
Ouyang Lei was embarrassed, how should I explain to this little girl? If I say it directly, I worry about teaching her bad things. If I don't say it directly, she will know it if she goes to find out by herself. So at this time, Ouyang Lei gave full play to his ability as a novelist.
home imagination.
"Because the letter a is sometimes used in some movies that are not suitable for children, so triple a doesn't sound good, but 3p is different."
As everyone knows, 3p is more vulgar than 3a.
Ma Xiaoxiao didn't know what was going on. Of course, she believed whatever Ouyang Lei said.
The three people came to the back of Feilai Peak and saw a house and several houses here.
A young man was repairing the barn on the roof of the barn. Ma Xiaoxiao had never seen anything like this before. Of course she didn't know what it was. But Ouyang Lei knew. After all, he grew up in a temple, and there was a vegetable field behind the temple.
, at the same time, the temple has its own fields in the suburbs, so it also has its own barn to store rice. I did this kind of thing when I was a child. At this time, I suddenly missed my adoptive father. I haven’t gone back to visit my adoptive father for a long time.
Father, I should go back to the temple to see my adoptive father after a while.
At this moment, Daoji suddenly reached out from behind, hugged Ouyang Lei and Ma Xiaoxiao with one hand and held them down. At the same time, he whispered: "Don't talk, you two, listen carefully."
Both of them were startled at first. Just when they were about to open their mouths to speak, Daoji's hands stretched out from both sides and covered their mouths.
I don't know what Daoji did all the way. His hands were dirty as if they hadn't been washed in twenty years. They both felt sick and shut up immediately to prevent the dirt from entering their mouths.
The three people hid behind the pile of firewood and saw a boy who was not much younger than the boy on the roof of the barn holding a bundle of firewood and placing it under the barn. Then he took out a flint and lit the firewood.
After lighting it, the young man shouted upward: "Brother, after repairing the barn, go home and have dinner."
After saying that, the boy ran back into the house, and at the door a man and a woman, a couple, looked at the little son who ran back with approval.
The woman whispered: "Good boy, go back to eat quickly."
"Yes, I understand, mother."
After the child entered the house, the man said, "After Chonghua dies, our family of three will be the only ones left. That would be great!"
Ouyang Lei opened his mouth to scold these two people, but just as he was about to open his mouth, Daoji's hand snapped and covered his mouth.
Ouyang Lei felt angrily and at the same time he felt that Dao Ji still smelled like sweat on his body, and it was still a disgusting sweat smell.
How disgusting.
When Ouyang Lei finally suppressed the nauseating feeling, he found that Ma Xiaoxiao had fainted at some point.
To be precise, I fainted from the smell of Daoji.
After the couple entered the house, Ouyang Lei received a new task prompt and rescued Yao Chonghua from the barn.
At this time, Daoji had already let go of his dirty hands. Ouyang Lei shook Ma Xiaoxiao, who was leaning on his shoulder, "Xiaoxiao, wake up, it's time to get up and do the task. The sun is shining on your butt! The sun is shining on your breasts!"
"
Now Ouyang Lei felt that Ma Xiaoxiao was probably not fainted by the smell of Daoji, but was poisoned by the smell.
Could it be that he had to sacrifice his virginity kiss to awaken this girl who was fainted by the smell of the NPC monk?
Hey... Buddha said that if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? At this time, who would do such a thing to let the other party take advantage? I'm afraid it's only me, Ouyang Lei. Forget it, in order to wake up the sleeping girl, I can only sacrifice the little girl.
I have completed my greater self.
Just when Ouyang Lei decided to kiss him reluctantly [in fact, he was very happy in his heart], suddenly at this time, Ma Xiaoxiao, who was lying in Ouyang Lei's arms, woke up and saw Ouyang Lei's eyes closed tightly and a big face getting bigger and bigger.
Getting closer...
"Hey...classmate, what do you want to do?"
"Huh?" Ouyang Lei stepped back, opened his eyes and looked at Ma Xiaoxiao, who was staring at him with wide eyes, "I just saw you fainted, so I want to give you artificial respiration?"
Ma Xiaoxiao hummed and smiled, looked at Ouyang Lei with disdain, and asked: "Are you sure you are doing artificial respiration and not just inhaling without exhaling?"
"Well...well...you know, I'm not that kind of person, right? A noble and arrogant person like me, who comes out of the mud without being stained, who washes away the ripples without being evil, who is straight from the inside to the outside, and who doesn't spread.
Bu Zhi…”
"Tch~ You can still watch from a distance but don't play with it..."
Ouyang Lei smiled and said, "Ah ha, I didn't expect you to know this. Look, I just said I'm not that kind of person."
"Come on, help me up quickly, I almost fainted from the damn smell."
