Chapter 563: The Legend of the Forbidden City. Why is the Forbidden City called the Forbidden City? In fact, the name has its origin.
The names of many famous mountains and rivers in "The Secret of Immortality" have origins, and the Top of the Forbidden City is no exception.
It is said that many, many years ago, around... right around... when the top of the Forbidden City had no name, there were two peerless masters who wanted to compete.
These two people have extraordinary abilities. One of them is good at Qinggong and has first-class body skills. He is said to walk without a shadow, step without a trace or fall without a sound, Meng Wuchun. Ahem, the last "Meng Wuchun" is said to be because he practiced a book to kill himself first.
The power of the palace, so when dreaming, it will be different from normal people.
The other one is even more powerful. It is said that he can conquer the world with a spear, and King Kong cannot hide from the hand that grabs the breast. It is said that this man is invincible with a spear and has never met an opponent.
Once, his enemies plotted against him and stole his spear. Originally, these enemies thought that without his spear, he was like a woman without nails and mouth, like a man without kidneys and vagina, but they forgot
There is another secret book in the world called "The Chrysanthemum Book", bah, it's the "Sunflower Book". At the same time, they also forgot who this person was.
Although the spear was not with him, he fought against twenty-six enemies by himself. With the help of a long-lost milk-grabbing dragon wave, he severely wounded twenty-six people, and then arranged the twenty-six people into twenty-six enemies.
The shape of the letters leaves gracefully.
So why did these two people duel? This starts with the mountain at the top of the Forbidden City. At that time, this mountain did not have such a domineering name. At that time, the name of this mountain was "Forbidden Mountain".
It is said that it was because there was a person who got off work very late every night and had to pass by here, and then always urinates in the middle of the road. The director of the land planning department inspected many times and stepped on things that should not be stepped on many times. Therefore,
I ordered rectification here.
But there are policies and there are countermeasures. This hard-working young man who comes back from working overtime every night has developed a good habit of pooping every day, which is comparable to punching in and signing in. So, he ran to the mountains for convenience.
Later, when the director of the land planning department came here for an inspection, he found that the unclean things were no longer there. Originally, he had specially passed on a pair of old shoes and three pairs of socks. Now that he saw that everything was fine, he immediately took off his shoes and replaced them.
Put on the new shoes I just bought.
After putting on the new shoes, the minister was very happy and said that he would take everyone to climb the mountain.
Who would have thought that if you stay in one place for a long time, a pit of more than ten centimeters will be formed over time. I won't tell you what is inside, so as not to affect everyone's appetite and sleep quality in the recent period.
Shan said that this minister ran up the mountain happily alone, running as fast as possible, and then stood on top and waved to the people below. As he waved, his body swayed, and his feet involuntarily took a step back, and then he
I will regret it forever if I make a mistake.
The sentence that impressed everyone the most at that time was, "In less than 0.8 seconds, the water pressure of more than ten centimeters can make the surrounding water soak through three pairs of socks in an instant."
Therefore, in order to warn those who get off work late from work and often urinate on the way, the mountain was named "No-Bi Mountain", which means a mountain where public urination is prohibited.
Although this place sounds disgusting, the scenery is really beautiful.
After all, a large amount of chemical fertilizers are accumulated here, which are artificial fertilizers and are non-toxic and harmless. Therefore, it is normal for the trees here to be lush and comparable to the Peach Blossom Spring.
Not far away from the mountain, there lived a very beautiful girl who specialized in selling toilet paper. After all, there was a natural public toilet next to her, so the demand for toilet paper was still very high.
Just when this girl was going to be on the world-class list of submissions by relying on the money from selling toilet paper, two men came.
The two men fell in love with this woman at first sight.
As a result, the two men launched a strong love offensive against the woman.
The time of love is like a certain ability of Xiao Xiu, it can last for a long time every time. [Don’t get me wrong, I’m talking about the concentration of sitting in front of the computer and never leaving.] A woman must be between two people.
She has to choose one of them, but this woman is also in a dilemma because both men are so good and she doesn’t know how to choose.
In the end, the two men decided to duel on Jinbi Mountain. In order to prevent this matter from being known to too many people, the two men chose to duel at the top of Jinbi Mountain at midnight.
As a result, it happened that that night was a very large-scale meteor shower that occurs only once in a thousand years, and many people came to the vicinity of Jinbin Mountain to watch the meteors.
And it just so happens that tonight is a full moon night.
There is a poem that goes: At midnight, when the moon is in the sky, it is so relaxing to go down the mountain. After doing it, I looked up and saw two bastards doing it!
Both of them are peerless masters with powerful skills, so they speak loudly. In addition, the sound transmission effect on the top of Jinbian Mountain is very good, so everyone around Jinbian Mountain can hear the conversation between these two peerless masters.
Had a conversation.
"Oh, you dare to grab my hair?"
"What's wrong with grabbing your hair? If you have the ability, you would also think that I would shave my head bald?"
"Don't be shameless. You were bald then, okay?"
"I'm so smart, ah...bastard, you actually attacked me sneakily!"
"What a sneak attack. It was obviously your own carelessness. Don't make excuses for your failure."
"Okay! Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust."
"ah!"
"oops……"
"Oh~"
"ah!"
"Asshole, I didn't expect you to use such a despicable method and even scratch my chest."
"Damn fat man, you call that chest? I think calling it ** is more like it."
"Have you not seen these strong chest muscles? I have been practicing...ah, my vagina hurts so much!"
"Now I know what I said is right. Hahahaha..."
"Shameless bastard, you are just a slut."
"Stop pretending here, who took off your crotch first just now?"
"I'm a dragon explorer! You ignorant guy."
"I'm spying on your sister! I'll catch her!"
…
I heard that two masters later died in battle on Jinbian Mountain. One of them had a congenital heart disease and acquired blood congestion in his chest, so he died before going down the mountain.
The other one tripped over a pair of new shoes when he was going down the mountain, and then his whole face fell into the small pit where a certain minister had stepped. I won't explain how he died, but he died anyway.
In order to commemorate these two peerless masters, people changed the name of Jinbian Mountain to "Zijin Peak". This means that at the peak of this mountain, two peerless masters once came here to fight in the middle of the night.
Finally, it is worth mentioning that due to the improvement of the environment in Jibin Mountain, the woman had no business and ended up marrying a hard-working young man who got off work late every night. The two of them created a good story. Later, there was a novel called "
Diaosi's Counterattack" tells the story of the two of them.
