"Actually, Yao Chonghua and his family wanted to dig a well, and Yao Chonghua went down to dig the well. When Yao Chonghua went down and dug to a depth of thirty meters, his father and his brother filled the top with soil, so Yao Chonghua dug to the side, hoping
It can be dug out. So I ask you to dig thirty meters deep. If you succeed, Yao Chonghua will be saved. If you fail to dig thirty meters deep within three hundred seconds, then Yao Chonghua will suffocate to death underground."
Hearing what was going on, Ouyang Lei became even more energetic, bursting out with powerful force and started digging non-stop. Fortunately, this is a game and not the real world. Ouyang Lei's physical fitness is average and not very good, so if in reality
Among them, it is estimated that Ouyang Lei can dig three meters in just three hundred seconds, but now that he is in a game, it is definitely different from reality.
In order to complete his task, Ouyang Lei dug desperately and asked: "What happens next, what happens if I rescue Yao Chonghua?"
Daoji laughed and said, "Then we started having a threesome. That scene was so vulgar. But I like it."
After digging for almost four minutes, I had dug 30 meters. Suddenly, I dug a hole. I used too much force and the shovel fell into it.
"Damn! No, it doesn't make me unhappy because of my low moral character." Ouyang Lei yelled, and then started digging with both hands.
At this time, a bright light flew out from the entrance of the cave, and the bright light flew in front of Ouyang Lei.
Ouyang Lei took a closer look, and in the light that flew out was a short old man. The old man looked like a member of the Communist Party of China, with a goatee, and looked at Ouyang Lei with a smile without saying anything.
Ouyang Lei is now anxious to complete the task and has no intention of talking to the old man: "Old man, why are you so cute? If you have anything to say, please tell me quickly."
The old man was stunned because no one had ever spoken to him like this before.
The old man frowned and felt very unhappy, but when he met this young man, he was destined to give him some benefits, so he reached into his crotch.
Ouyang Lei was shocked, could he still have sex at such an old age? He was about to take out the Kuishui Staff to protect himself, when he saw the old man's hand digging inside his crotch, and Huo Di took out a shovel made of pure gold.
"Young man, did you drop this shovel just now?"
Ouyang Lei said: "Of course not, you are stupid, using such expensive things to dig holes."
The old man nodded and said: "Indeed, it seems that using such a valuable thing to dig holes is a bit wasteful." As he said that, he reached into his crotch again, dug around, and took out a pure silver shovel.
The old man with a cute face asked: "Young man, this sterling silver spade should be yours."
Ouyang Lei looked at the old man like an idiot and said, "You Biao, can such a soft thing be used as a shovel? Has your brain been chopped off by a shovel?"
Hearing what Ouyang Lei said, the old man turned his head and saw a shovel stuck in the back of the old man's head, with blood still flowing from it.
"Is this yours?"
"Um...it looks familiar. Let me borrow it first."
With that said, Ouyang Lei pulled out the shovel and saw that there were only ten seconds left on the clock. Oh my God, the last critical moment in every film and television drama is an eventful ten-second countdown.
Now Ouyang Lei stared at the ten-second countdown that turned nine into eight, and then started digging desperately with the shovel in his hands.
"Like a stand-alone god, you were very honest just now and did not waver in the face of the temptation of money. This is very good, so I decided to reward you. What do you want? I have many rewards here. For example, this pure gold
The shovel, let me tell you, it is no ordinary shovel, this is an eight-star and eight-diamond specially customized by our manufacturer..."
Snap - Ouyang Lei turned around and then struck the old man away with a gorgeous overlord sweep.
The old man's figure drew a perfect parabola in mid-air, and then landed next to Daoji.
Daoji was delighted when he saw the old man, "Oh, isn't this a landowner? Why was he beaten again? This face was photographed, and the fake beard almost fell off."
The Earth God stood up, straightened his clothes, then rubbed his face and said, "Humph! Arhat who subdued the dragon, you are just gloating about his misfortune. No one has ever beaten me except Sun Monkey."
Daoji chuckled, "Fuck you mlgb, others don't know you and I don't know you. The number of times you've been beaten is almost as many as the number of times I've peeked at Chang'e taking a bath."
The landowner was stunned, raised his eyebrows, and asked: "Do you watch it every day?"
The implication is that this landowner was beaten almost every day.
Daoji shook his head and said: "I can't help it. Who told her to wash her every day? As a result, we watched well that day. We are about to see the exciting scenes. The barking dog came over and insisted on making some dog food.
moon."
"And you ate it?"
Daoji looked at Tu Tu Gong with contempt and yelled: "What do you mean I ate it? At that time Lord Huodexing, Taishang Laojun and Nezha all had a share, okay? I ate it then
I got two dog legs, but I didn’t eat anything else. Even the dog whip is still soaked in Taishang Laojun’s wine. However, the celestial phenomenon of the Tengu eclipsing the moon did not appear later, and when the Jade Emperor sent people to investigate
I just fought all the charges for my friends."
The Earth God was startled and said: "How did I hear that when you left the Nantian Gate to return to the West Heaven that night, the gatekeeper discovered the shreds of flesh between your teeth, and then discovered that it was you who did it?"
A hint of murderous intent flashed in Daoji's eyes, "Tudi Gong, have you ever heard of the Subduing Dragon and Subduing Tiger Fist?"
"I've heard that the boxing techniques created by Arhat Who Subdued the Dragon and Arhat Who Subdued the Tiger are extremely exquisite. This set of boxing techniques is one of the best in the world, not to mention the Buddhist world in the West."
Hearing Tudigong's flattery, Daoji laughed, put his arm around Tudigong's shoulders and said, "Tudigong, you are very sensible."
Tu Tu Gong is 1.2 meters tall, and Daoji sits on the ground at about the same height as Tu Tu Gong, so now the two of them are basically the same height, so Tu Tu Gong feels extremely embarrassed.
Daoji continued: "Although I was demoted to the mortal world, I was enlightened by the old abbot and the boy you just met at Lingyin Temple, and I recovered the memory of my previous life. My skills have not been fully restored yet, and in the future
It is estimated that it is not easy to reach the peak state, but after all, we are gods, we can't be angry with mortals, right. Although that kid just chopped you with a shovel, and then slapped you again, for the sake of this Arhat
For the sake of his own sake, how about letting him go?"
