Chapter 568; Night and Morning (Part 1) It was a beautiful morning on Saturday. Ouyang Lei twisted on the bed for a long time and then sat up. He looked at Xiaoxiao lying next to him, with fair skin and bare shoulders. What do you think?
No matter how ecstatic, no matter how much I watch, I want to make mistakes.
And because Ouyang Lei twisted too violently when he got up before, Xiaoxiao also woke up from the shaking.
He opened his hazy sleepy eyes, looked at Ouyang Lei who had already sat up, and asked: "My dear, what do you want to do to me?"
Jiao Didi's voice had just finished speaking, and she used her little hands to pull the quilt on her body and push it against her chest. That look was as touching as it was attractive.
Ouyang Lei swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "What do I want to do, hehe... wasn't it already last night..."
Last night?
What happened last night?
I guess you are all serious people and don't want to be interested, so we will start writing after the two of them have had breakfast.
By the way, after Ouyang Lei ate the last piece of durian cake in the bowl, he screwed the lid of the small stinky tofu jar next to him, and then threw the two cloves of garlic left on the table into his mouth.
Banana peels - rotten apples - broken peaches - rushed towards Xiao Xiu, along with bricks and Nokia. Okay, Xiao Xiu, I was wrong, I'll start from last night.
Last night Ouyang Lei called Xiaoxiao over. He originally planned to go out to eat something delicious together, but Xiaoxiao said he wanted to eat at home, so Ouyang Lei took Xiaoxiao to the supermarket to sell vegetables.
, but Xiaoxiao's arm was hanging on his arm, giving Ouyang Lei an indescribable sense of happiness. It felt like the two of them were less like a couple, and more like a sweet couple who had just gotten married.
After returning from selling vegetables, Ouyang Lei cooked for Xiaoxiao himself.
Although there is still a certain gap between Ouyang Lei's cooking skills and Xiao Xiu's, he can still be considered a god of cooking.
It's just that Xiao Xiu and I are the ashes of cooking in the dark cooking world, and Ouyang Lei is just a normal cook.
After cooking, the two of them had a big meal in the living room.
Ouyang Lei was worried that Xiaoxiao would be hungry at night, so he prepared a lot of delicious food. Then a problem arose. There were only two people in the room now, but Ouyang Lei made a meal for four people.
Since it was impossible for two people to recreate two people in one night, and they didn't want to waste food, they started rock-paper-scissors.
Whoever loses gets to take a bite of the remaining food.
The result was that after seventy-two intense and brutal rock-paper-scissors duels, Ouyang Lei ate a full portion of three people.
Later, when I was watching TV with Xiaoxiao in the bedroom, I ran to the toilet to vomit when I saw Ouyang Lei. There was actually a reason.
The biology teacher taught us: "Everyone has only one stomach, so don't abuse him, or he will abuse you."
Ouyang Lei had been watching "Online Games: The Greatest Road" when he was in biology class, so he was now as bloated as a fat man and had to go to the toilet to vomit every few minutes.
What I knew was that I ate too much at night, but what I didn’t know was that Xiao Xiu’s novel had been changed into a novel about women, and changed to a man giving birth to a child.
Coincidentally, the theme of having children happens to be the main plot of "When Harry Falls in Love with Potter" that Ouyang Lei and Xiaoxiao watched tonight.
In fact, at this time, although Harry and Potter had not confessed their feelings to each other, both of them had already placed the other in the most important position in their hearts.
In the little girl Potter's heart, the three most important positions are: love, studies and Harry.
In Harry's mind, the three most important positions are: women, having sex and doing that.
It can be seen that when a man loves a woman, the power he thinks of is related to the woman, but when a daughter looks at a man, only two-thirds of it is at best. [Reader: Is this some crazy logic?] The plot has developed to this point.
, it stands to reason that something must happen, and then two people will realize the importance of each other to themselves in a difficult or dangerous situation, and finally come together.
However, the director and screenwriter who filmed "When Harry Loved Potter" are really talented.
Just when the two of them were eating at the long table of the magic school at noon, two owls flew over and gave them two letters respectively.
Because it is a magic-themed TV series, the letters in it are all magic-type. You don’t need to open it to read it. Just touch it lightly and the letters will fly up on their own and tell you the contents inside.
"Harry, long time no see. I remember the last time I saw you, when you were very young. At that time, I was taking a bath with your father in the bathhouse. I asked him whether he wanted a son or not in the future.
Daughter, he pointed there and said he wanted a son. Sure enough, not long after, he heard the news that your father’s old classmate whom he hadn’t seen for many years was pregnant. Six months later, I went to attend your parents’ wedding.
You were almost one month old at that time. Although you looked nothing like your father, more like the boss who sells stinky tofu next door to your mother's house, your father was still very happy. As a friend of your father for many years, I
Now I'm going to tell you a secret, a secret about your life experience, that is... you actually have a sister, and her name is Potter!"
"Fuck!" Harry exclaimed.
At the same time, Porter's letter also unfolded.
"Miss Potter, I excuse you to interrupt. Although you don't know who I am, it doesn't matter. What matters is who you are? If you don't understand what I mean now, that's right, because
I don’t know what I’m talking about. I’m taking the liberty to write to you this time, actually just for one thing, that is your life experience. Maybe you don’t know that you actually have a twin sister, but your twin sister just
She was taken away by that person when she was born and used for experiments. Later, later..." At this point, the voice coming out of the letter was actually a little whimpering, "Later, your sister became a man, and his name was Harry.
.Mark my words, Harry, your sister!"
Potter was very unhappy and yelled at the letter: "Your sister!"
At this time, everyone's eyes were focused on Potter. Potter stared at the classmates around him with wide eyes and shouted: "Look at your sister!"
Everyone turned their attention to Harry at the same time and said in unison: "Look at your sister."
When he saw this, Ouyang Lei hugged Xiaoxiao and the two of them laughed happily. Xiaoxiao's smile was because he was watching his favorite TV series, and Ouyang Lei's smile was because he was holding the person he loved most in his arms.
