Chapter 576: Drinking Morning Tea or Spraying Morning Porridge (Part 2) Ouyang Lei was also stunned, but he knew that even his relatives could not reveal his identity as an agent.
Xiaoxiao felt friendly as soon as she saw Master Bai. In addition, Master Bai didn't have the airs of an elder when he spoke. He felt like an old friend he had made for years. Therefore, Xiaoxiao, who had lost his memory now, spoke without hesitation and said things he shouldn't have said.
Said it out.
"Agent? What agent?" Ouyang Congfei asked while wiping his mouth from a napkin.
"Special jobs are those who are responsible for some special tasks in the company. My adoptive father, you are a monk and don't know the things in the business world. Sometimes you may have to eat with customers or go out to play with them, so you need to have
A person who is good at this aspect. But the company cannot give such a person a special position. So it is called a special type of work. Everyone is joking and calls it 'agent'." Ouyang Lei gave full play to his writing skills and became a great editor.
, after editing it, I almost believed it.
Ouyang Congfei exclaimed, as if suddenly enlightened.
But I knew in my heart that things were definitely not that simple.
My adopted son hasn't come back to see me for a while. He just came back and told me that he is now a teacher at the Holy Academy, and something happened in the Holy Academy just a while ago. At the same time, there may be dragons or marginalized people in the student academy recently.
Xiaoxiao looks a lot like the prophet he used to follow. In addition, he now mentioned "agent". He knew there must be something wrong here.
After that, the three of them chatted for a while. When Master Bai came back, they did not sit down directly. Instead, they looked at the table to make sure there was no porridge before they dared to sit down.
And after sitting down, he looked at Ouyang Congfei from time to time, looking wary.
"Master Bai, you don't have to be so nervous." Ouyang Lei said to Master Bai with a smile.
Master Bai glanced at Ouyang Lei, and at the same time turned to look at Ouyang Congfei, "You brat, come here and try it. You know what it feels like to be sprayed three times. I feel like I have..."
When Master Bai said this, when he saw Ouyang Congfei picking up the tea cup, he immediately picked up a small plate without anything on it from the table and covered his face.
The guests at the next table had just arrived. After sitting down, they noticed that Master Bai was covering his face with a plate.
"What's wrong with this monk? Could it be that he met his creditor here?"
Another person said: "It's not like that. It doesn't look like he's hiding from a creditor. Have you ever seen someone cover their face with such a small plate? And a monk shouldn't owe anything."
People at other tables around said with a smile: "You don't know that. The monk just had bad kidneys and went to the toilet three times in such a period of time. He probably saw some male doctor and was embarrassed to be recognized.
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Another person next to him said, "That's not true. That monk has a skin disease. I just saw a lot of red pimples on his face. I don't know what happened. He looks particularly disgusting."
Although Master Bai is not young, his ears are still very good. After hearing a few people talking next to him, this is embarrassing.
Ouyang Lei chuckled and said, "Come on, Master Bai, let me toast you. It's so early in the morning, so I'll have tea instead of wine."
Master Bai smiled slightly, picked up the tea cup and touched it with Ouyang Lei.
After drinking a cup of hot tea, Master Bai felt warm on his body, and then said: "No, I have to go to the toilet."
Ouyang Congfei was stunned and asked: "I didn't spray, why did you go again?"
Master Bai looked embarrassed and explained to everyone: "I just went to the bathroom to wash my face, but now I really go to the bathroom, okay?"
While speaking, Master Bai also made an OK gesture, stood up again and left.
Master Bai had just left when he heard someone at the table not far away say: "I'm just telling you, that monk must have a kidney problem. Look, he left again."
Ouyang Lei was so embarrassed to hear this. He looked at Xiaoxiao and found that Xiaoxiao's face was red. He looked at Ouyang Congfei again and found that his adoptive father's face was also a little embarrassed.
After waiting for a while, Master Bai came back.
"Master Bai, why did you come back so quickly?" Ouyang Lei asked with a puzzled look on his face.
Master Bai looked embarrassed and said to Ouyang Lei: "I just washed my face there before and didn't pay attention to which side is the men's toilet and which is the women's toilet. Who among you knows?"
Ouyang Lei stared at Master Bai with his mouth wide open, and asked: "Master Bai, didn't you ask the person next to you?"
Master Bai frowned and said, "I asked, but not only did she not tell me, she also called me a lunatic and a stinker."
Xiaoxiao smiled and asked curiously: "Master Bai, how did you ask this question?"
Master Bai thought for a while and said, "I just saw a cleaning guy coming out of one toilet and walking into another. I didn't know which one I should go to. Then I happened to leave the cleaning toilet.
A girl came out from the side I had just entered. She was dressed very fashionably. I asked her if she had just gone to the men's or women's restroom. Then she said that I was crazy and a stinker. Isn't that right?
Which is the men's restroom and which is the women's restroom? Well, young people nowadays are very avant-garde, so it's so hard to find out."
Ouyang Congfei is so embarrassed. Since there are women coming out of the toilet, they can tell with their toenails that this is a women's toilet. Even if they have onychomycosis, they won't get the wrong answer. Why can't I, my junior brother, not understand?
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As for Ouyang Lei and Xiaoxiao, they were almost laughing.
Later, no matter how Ouyang Lei tried to persuade him, Master Bai insisted not to go to the toilet again and had to wait until he returned to the temple to solve the problem.
After we finished eating, everyone left after paying their orders. It happened that the guests at the table next to us also finished their orders, and everyone walked out together.
Ouyang Lei teased Master Bai and said, "Master Bai, can you hold it back? Do you want me to go to the roadside to find a telephone pole with you later?"
Master Bai snorted and said: "No need, I will go back to solve the physical problems in the future."
The people next to him didn't hear the first half of Ouyang Lei's words and Master Bai's words, but they heard the second part of "solve physical problems" very clearly. Then they whispered to the people next to them: "Look, you still said that monks are not like that."
Well, I have to go back and solve the physical problem. I just said that he has kidney deficiency, and you are still stubborn with me. Are you still stubborn?"
