"Do you... have... have... any garlic?" Daoji asked the waiter.
The waiter scratched his head and said, "Oh, don't tell me, we really don't have garlic here. Why don't you just make do with it?"
"Go away... go away... go away... if you want to make do with... just... I won't come here... Come... see... what you want to see... buy it..."
After all, the waiter in the store was a temporary worker with no experience. When he heard what Daoji said and his attitude was so fierce, he immediately went out to buy it. He saw that the monk was still stammering, so he didn't look like an NPC at all but a player.
If he complains about himself, his wages will definitely be deducted by the evil boss.
"Daoji, isn't it just eating a piece of dog meat? There's no need to be so particular. I'm in a good mood today and I'll treat you to a meal another day."
A good mood usually leads to one thing: generosity, and Ouyang Lei himself is a very rich person in the game. Although he has not set up a stall recently, his herbal picking skills are now the best, and his own
Alchemy skills are also in the top three, and my poisons are still very popular. As long as I start selling medicines, I will definitely make a lot of money.
Daoji explained: "No...no...it's not that I want to...eat garlic...if you eat dog meat...you can't eat garlic...the two of them...can't...eat together."
Ouyang Lei was stunned when he heard what Daoji said, and several burly men on the table next to him were also stunned.
One of them turned around and asked: "Monk, why are you asking the waiter for garlic if you can't eat it?"
Daoji chuckled and said in a low voice: "I am...to...to...to spread...life knowledge to him."
At this moment, the waiter rushed in panting, and as soon as he entered the room, he placed two heads of garlic on Ouyang Lei and Daoji's table.
"Oh my god, I'm exhausted. Sir, please give me your garlic."
Ouyang Lei smiled sheepishly, then pushed the garlic toward the waiter and said politely: "No, it's your garlic."
The waiter at the shop was stunned. He clearly wanted garlic just now. He remembered correctly, so he pushed the garlic over and said politely: "No, it's your garlic."
"No, it's your garlic."
All the burly men at the table next to me were petrified. I didn’t expect that garlic could be used in the advertising slogan of Yida chewing gum.
Just when Ouyang Lei and the waiter were having a great time advertising, Daoji slammed the table and said sternly: "You don't... don't... don't know that garlic and... and... and dog meat can't go together...
Eat!”
The waiter quickly apologized and said, "I'm sorry, I don't know, I don't know..."
After saying that, the waiter picked up the garlic on the table and walked to the back kitchen. After taking two steps, he suddenly realized: "Fuck! Then do you care if I want garlic?"
But the customer is God, and there is nothing I can do about it. Even if this dog meat restaurant believes in Buddhism or not, and he is a monk, the Buddha can still help him but not the monk. Alas...
The waiter was depressed. What was even more depressing was that when he returned to the kitchen and met the boss, he found that he did not ask for an invoice when he bought the garlic. As a result, the boss did not reimburse him. He could only put the garlic in his backpack and look for it.
Hiding one's face and crying in a deserted corner, it is really painful to work for a boss, especially a boss with evil heart.
Ouyang Lei and Dao Ji devoured a meal in the dog meat restaurant, almost eating all the plates. Several burly men at the table next to them discovered that the two people at the table next to them ate more than the few people at their side.
.
"These two buddies are really good. They ate so much dog meat. They were cats in their previous life, and now they are here to take revenge." A burly man said.
Another person shook his head and said: "Although the food in "Secret of Immortality" cannot really satisfy hunger, it can make people feel full in a short time. But these two buddies, are they having problems with the connection and then they don't feel well?
Are you hungry? So fierce."
"Yes, and in the game, ordinary food just has taste and has no effect at all. Only delicacies can temporarily increase player attributes, which is similar to the effect of some elixirs. But the dog meat we eat
It doesn’t seem to be among them.”
Just when these people were guessing, Ouyang Lei and Daoji were finally full. Ouyang Lei had actually been full for a long time, but he found that he could still eat after he was full, and saw that Daoji was still full.
He was eating. So in order to prove that although he was not as good as the legendary Jigong in terms of strength, he was still capable of eating, so he also started eating fiercely.
At this time, the waiter came over with a large plate of dog meat.
"You two, this plate of dog meat is a gift from our boss. He said you are welcome to come here often."
These two people eat more than the five people at the table next to them. Of course the boss hopes that people like this will come more often.
Ouyang Lei was not polite, said thank you, took the dog meat and put it in the middle of the table, "Daoji, come on, it's the last plate."
With that said, Ouyang Lei started to pick up the dog meat with a pair of chopsticks in each hand.
Why did Ouyang Lei use two pairs of chopsticks? It wasn't that he wanted to show off his skills on purpose, but that Daoji didn't use chopsticks at all and just grabbed them with his hands, so he only had one pair of chopsticks left. Ouyang Lei felt that the waste was too shameful, so he
With a pair of chopsticks in each hand, I started to pick up the meat and eat it. Although I felt like I couldn't eat anymore, but in order not to waste and it was given as a gift, there was no reason not to eat.
Ouyang Lei ate for a while and found that Daoji didn't reach out.
"Daoji, why don't you eat? It's not like you. There are only two pieces left. If you don't eat, I will eat them all."
Daoji shook his head and said, "I'm... full... if I eat any more, I'll... just... be exhausted."
Ouyang Lei took a two-pronged approach, and then stuffed the last two pieces of meat into the innermost part of himself. While chewing, he said: "Are you kidding? A person can still hold on to death."
Speaking of this, Ouyang Lei suddenly thought that this is not the real world but a game. It seems difficult for people to die in the real world, but in the game world, especially this game where he has personally experienced all kinds of weird ways to die.
Among them, surviving to death may not be an impossible thing.
Thinking of this, Ouyang Lei stretched his neck, swallowed the dog head in his mouth, and then fell to the ground with a thud.
Daoji laughed loudly, "Okay...it's...free again...quickly...quickly...come here...eat...eat the dead..."
