Chapter 674; The Playground of Life and Death (Part 2) "Ah Sneeze——"
Ouyang Lei suddenly sneezed, causing the marshmallow seller next to him to look at Ouyang Lei with anger.
In fact, Ouyang Lei himself was not weak enough to insist on eating marshmallows at the playground, but Xiaoxiao wanted to. In order to make Xiaoxiao happy, he had no choice but to come over and buy marshmallows, but he really didn't want to buy them.
Ouyang Lei felt particularly unhappy when he saw the uncle selling marshmallows looking lewdly at the girls around him while selling marshmallows.
The innocent girl looks at her chest, and the mature woman looks at her stockings.
Moreover, this rather obscene uncle was making marshmallows while using words to tease the girl waiting for the marshmallows next to him. Although the words he said were not excessive, sometimes they still made people feel very uncomfortable. Although Ouyang Lei also said
I don’t know what the reason for this discomfort is.
"Uncle, how much are the marshmallows?" Ouyang Lei came to ask.
"Three yuan for one, five yuan for two!" The uncle agreed, and at the same time he looked up and down Xiaoxiao's perfect figure, and smiled obscenely, which made Ouyang Lei even more unhappy.
"Oh..." Ouyang Lei said thoughtfully, and then asked, "Is there any difference between two and one?"
The uncle didn't know what Ouyang Lei meant by this sentence, so he answered directly: "There is no difference, one is the same, and the two are the same."
Ouyang Lei looked at the uncle with a smile, then looked at the surrounding customers waiting for marshmallows, and said: "In other words, the two marshmallows are actually the same, but one costs three yuan, and two
Five dollars each?”
The uncle didn't quite understand what Ouyang Lei meant by this, so he reluctantly said, "Well, you are good at math."
Ouyang Lei chuckled and continued: "If you calculate it this way, one marshmallow costs three yuan, and two marshmallows cost five yuan, right?"
The uncle selling marshmallows suddenly felt that the question seemed to be coming back, but he still nodded.
"So, among the two marshmallows, one costs three yuan and the other costs two yuan, is that right?" Ouyang Lei asked with a smile.
The uncle was stunned for a moment, but you felt that what Ouyang Lei said still made sense, so you nodded.
Ouyang Lei finally showed a sly smile and said, "Okay, give me two yuan."
The uncle continued to be stunned, and this time everyone in the audience was stunned. No one expected that someone would buy something like this.
Everyone was surprised for a long time. Finally, the uncle held it in for a long time and his face turned red before he managed to say: "I sell two marshmallows together, one for two and a half yuan."
After saying this, the uncle selling marshmallows let out a long breath. His expression was the same as when he just came out of the toilet. He felt as happy as he wanted, as relaxed as he wanted.
When Ouyang Lei heard what the uncle said, he changed his mind and said, "Okay, give me one for two and a half yuan."
"No, my marshmallows don't cost two and a half yuan!" the uncle retorted.
"Look, just now you said you would sell it for two and a half yuan, and everyone heard it. Why have you changed your mind now?" As he said that, Ouyang Lei also looked at the people watching around him, and the look of help in his eyes made everyone
They all feel that what Ouyang Lei said makes sense, although more people just watch the fun and are not afraid of the big deal.
The uncle almost cried and explained to Ouyang Lei: "One is sold for three yuan, two is sold for five yuan, and the average price is two yuan and a half."
"Yes, isn't that still two and a half dollars? What's wrong with me asking for two and a half dollars? Tell me, did I make a mistake in my calculation?"
"But...but...but I sell these for three yuan each."
"So, one is three yuan, two is five yuan, and the other one of the two is two yuan. I want the two yuan one."
Uncle: "..."
Later, the helpless uncle gave Ouyang Lei and Xiaoxiao a marshmallow, and also gave Ouyang Lei a sentence: "Little brother, is it okay that I was wrong? I treated you to this marshmallow today, please hurry up and take it with me
Leave with your girlfriend, and never come to my place again, I beg you."
After Ouyang Lei took Xiaoxiao away from the marshmallow seller with satisfaction, Xiaoxiao took a few mouthfuls of marshmallows and asked Ouyang Lei, "Honey, what did you just do? So bad!"
Ouyang Lei chuckled and said, "What do you know? That uncle's eyes were full of vulgarity and vulgarity when he looked at him. He is still not honest at his age. I am here to give him a lesson and teach him how to be a decent person."
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"Humph! Just you? Are you teaching others to be decent?"
"Hey! What do you mean? Believe it or not, I'm not serious about showing you tonight?" As he said that, Ouyang Lei hugged Xiaoxiao and kissed her deeply while Xiaoxiao was off guard.
There are many fun places in the amusement park. This is something that everyone should know. Therefore, as an attempt that everyone knows clearly, there is no need to describe it at all.
On the roller coaster, there was a man named Ouyang who was so frightened that he didn't dare to open his eyes. He held on to the handrail in front of him without saying a word. Would I tell you such a secret thing?
On the merry-go-round, there was a man named Ouyang who was hurt by a protruding saddle-shaped ornament on his butt because he was sitting in the wrong posture. He also pretended to hold on for several minutes. Can I tell you this kind of secret thing?
In the Haunted Mansion, a man surnamed Ouyang saw a ghost suddenly popping out of the box next to him. He punched the prop and beat it to pieces. As a result, the two of them had just left the Haunted Mansion when they heard a staff member yelling from behind.
Which bastard is so wicked that I would tell you such a secret thing?
No, no, we will never let you know such secret and embarrassing things about the protagonist.
By noon, both of them were a little tired. Although having fun is a relaxing process, one thing I have to admit is that playing is actually very hard.
So the two of them took a good rest in the Western restaurant inside the amusement park and ordered a lot of delicious food.
Xiaoxiao feels that she has not been so happy for a long time. Although she cannot remember that she was so happy before she lost her memory, at least after losing her memory, today is her happiest day.
Of course, if there hadn't been the foreshadowing last night about Ouyang Lei being a good man, Xiaoxiao might not be in such a good mood today.
"Wow, the steak on your plate looks much better than mine." Ouyang Lei said with raised eyebrows.
"Tch~ Look at how you look like a foodie. Come on, I'll give you a bite." As she said that, Xiaoxiao picked up a piece of steak with a fork and put it in Ouyang Lei's mouth.
Ouyang Lei bit into the piece of steak that was full of aroma and love with satisfaction. At this moment, Xiaoxiao suddenly stretched his fork forward, trying to scare Ouyang Lei.
Fortunately, Ouyang Lei reacted slowly and was not frightened.
