"It's almost six o'clock, you lazy idiot, get up quickly and go to morning exercise with me."
"Please, it's not even six o'clock yet, do you have any humanity, boss?"
Ma Xiaoxiao pinched her waist with both hands, pointed at Ouyang Lei who was lying on the bed and shouted: "Don't tell me those useless things. I will train you for your physical fitness test in the future. Get me up right now!"
Ouyang Lei was so sleepy now that he didn't pay any attention to Ma Xiaoxiao's words.
"I'm warning you, I'm training you now, you'd better make me feel like a man, don't be unable to even get up!"
"Please, men have nothing to do with getting up, okay? Even if they do, it's about the bed, not getting up."
"You bastard, you are still making excuses. Get up quickly. You don't even have the willpower to get up. You still have the nerve to say you are a man."
Ouyang Lei actually laughed after hearing this, "A man must insist on not sleeping at night and insisting on not getting up in the morning. This is a man's perseverance!"
"Perseverance, you ghost! Do you believe I flipped the bed?"
"Do you want to push me under the bed?"
Only then did Ma Xiaoxiao realize that she should be lifting the quilt instead of lifting the bed, so she changed her words and said, "Do you believe I lifted your quilt?"
"I'm not wearing anything. If you want to see it, come here." Although Ouyang Lei is not very sober now, he is sure that this girl will not lift her quilt at the risk of seeing her naked body.
"Humph!" Ma Xiaoxiao stomped her feet angrily, then turned around and slammed the door and left.
Hearing the sound of Ma Xiaoxiao slamming the door, Ouyang Lei reluctantly held up his heavy eyelids and said, "Hey... woman, you have to lie to me to deceive me to be obedient. Really... ugh..."
Just after Ouyang Lei sighed.
Wow - a basin of cold water was poured on his body, and there seemed to be something on his face. Ouyang Lei reached out and touched it, and it turned out to be a small pink women's underwear.
"Uh... Beauty, please give me an explanation. Wouldn't it be too open to show me something like this so early in the morning?" Ouyang Lei was already shocked by Ma Xiaoxiao's methods.
Ma Xiaoxiao blushed, she was angry at the time, so she went back to her room and saw water in the pink basin, so she brought it over. It turned out that the underwear she had just changed yesterday was soaked in it, so she didn't notice it because it was the same color.
, who would have thought that a splash of water would just splash Ouyang Lei's underwear on Ouyang Lei's face.
"Ah...this explanation...this explanation...actually...well...oh...you don't understand it anyway! Okay, give me the things, and then you wash up and get ready for morning exercise."
, Ma Xiaoxiao blushed and snatched the pink underwear from Ouyang Lei's hand, then turned around and ran away.
After Ma Xiaoxiao ran away with a blushing face, Ouyang Lei was left sitting on the bed, almost soaked to the skin.
Ouyang Lei looked at the empty door, sighed and said: "Sister, I'm just a lazy bed, how can you be so inhumane? How do you want me to sleep tonight?"
Ten minutes later, Ouyang Lei finished washing, dried the quilt, got dressed and went to the living room on the first floor, just in time to see the horse retreat.
"Uncle Ma Tui, what a coincidence." Ouyang Lei greeted.
Ma Tui glanced at Ouyang Lei with his dead fish eyes and asked: "Which of your eyes looks like an uncle to me?"
Ouyang Lei immediately apologized and said, "No...then I'll call you Big Brother, or Big Brother's head office."
"Huh, if you recognize me as big brother, I won't accept you as my little brother." As soon as Ma Tui finished speaking, Ma Xiaoxiao came down from upstairs.
"Dad, you got up so early."
Ma Tui saw his daughter and said with a smile: "Yes, get up early and do some activities. You two got up very early too."
"What, she is actually your daughter?" Ouyang Lei suddenly discovered that Ma Xiaoxiao, a witch, was actually Ma Tui's daughter.
Ma Tui didn't know why Ouyang Lei reacted so fiercely, and said narcissistically: "Who told you that a handsome father can't give birth to a beautiful daughter?"
Ouyang Lei was embarrassed, and suddenly thought that if Ma Tui was Ma Xiaoxiao's father, then he could find someone to complain to, so he said: "No, this morning..."
"What was that this morning..." Ma Xiaoxiao was afraid that Ouyang Lei would reveal the embarrassing things in the morning, so she immediately interrupted, "The two of us went out for morning exercise this morning and will be back for breakfast later."
After saying that, Ma Xiaoxiao pushed Ouyang Lei out.
After pushing Ouyang Lei to the door, Ma Xiaoxiao said in a threatening tone: "Ouyang Lei, I'm warning you not to tell anyone what happened this morning. Do you hear me?"
"Otherwise?" Ouyang Lei looked confident.
"Otherwise... hum!" As she said that, Ma Xiaoxiao walked up to Ouyang Lei, pinched Ouyang Lei's waist with both hands, and then whispered: "Tell me you don't feel pain, or I won't let go."
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"I don't feel pain. I don't feel pain. I don't feel pain." He said it didn't hurt, but now Ouyang Lei felt like jumping off the building. This witch was so evil.
"I asked you to say 'you don't feel pain', not 'I don't feel pain'."
"You don't hurt! You don't hurt! You don't hurt!" Ouyang Lei shouted three sentences in one breath, hoping that Ma Xiaoxiao would let go quickly.
"I don't feel pain in the first place, and I haven't been pinched, so do you feel any pain?" Although Ma Xiaoxiao used force on her hands, her face had an innocent and concerned expression.
"It doesn't hurt..." Ouyang Lei shook his head calmly, but he was sweating.
"Look, I'm so good to you that I can't bear to hurt you when I pinch you." After saying that, Ma Xiaoxiao let go of his hand and pinched Ouyang Lei's fair face.
When the two of them came back from their morning exercise to have breakfast, several people from the network group who now lived in the villa came out to eat. An Minyao saw Ouyang Lei and Ma Xiaoxiao going out for morning exercise alone in the morning. Out of his admiration for the beauty and his respect for the newcomer,
Hostile, An Minyao said at the dinner table: "Ouyang Lei, when I went out for morning exercise this morning, I saw your bedding hanging on the balcony. It was soaked. What's wrong?"
Now Ma Xiaoxiao was sitting next to Ouyang Lei. Of course Ouyang Lei didn't dare to mention what happened in the morning. Moreover, when he saw An Minyao, he felt very vulgar and annoying for some reason, so he simply replied with two words: "It's okay."
"Oh, it's just bedwetting. It's normal. I also wet the bed when I was in the first grade of junior high school."
"I didn't wet the bed." Ouyang Lei said helplessly.
"It doesn't matter, we are all a family, and we won't laugh at you, right? But having said that, it's really funny. Hahaha..."
"I told you, that's not bedwetting."
"It doesn't matter whether you admit this or not," An Minyao said while looking at the people around him with a playful smile, "Anyway, we all know what's going on, right?"
Ouyang Lei looked at Ma Xiaoxiao next to him and said, "Actually, this morning..."
"This is delicious!" Ma Xiaoxiao took advantage of Ouyang Lei's mouth opening when he said the word "上", and directly stuffed a boiled egg she had just peeled into Ouyang Lei's mouth, and then expressed concern on his face.
He told me, "If your physical fitness is so poor, just eat more good food to make up for it. Men, they make up for it!"