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822 Top 10 Worst Excuses in History Part 1

Chapter 822: The Ten Worst Excuses in History (Part 1) "Ouch——"

The black shadow let out a long roar, and the powerful sound wave shook Ouyang Lei directly and hit the wall behind him.

Fortunately, Ouyang Lei reacted quickly enough. At the same time as he hit the wall, he felt that the danger was approaching. He dodged to the side, and then heard a bang from the side. It should be an attack from a black shadow falling on the place where he was just now.

on the wall.

At the same time, Ouyang Lei finally saw clearly what was in front of him.

The behemoth that appeared in front of Ouyang Lei now was a huge scorpion.

However, this scorpion does not only have one pair of pincers, but three pairs, which looks particularly weird.

He had just escaped the scorpion's attack, and before he could fight back, he heard a gurgling sound in the water below. He had a premonition that the situation was not good, so he immediately flew away.

The moment Ouyang Lei left, a black light wave struck out, almost touching Ouyang Lei's back.

Even if Ouyang Lei was delayed by one tenth of a second just now, he would probably have become countless fans in the black light wave by now.

"It's so dangerous!" As soon as Ouyang Lei finished speaking, he noticed a big green snake coming out from behind, with a person and a woman lying on top of the big snake.

"Teacher, is that you?" Ouyang Lei knew that those who were thrown into the abyss of poison must be poison, so the person who appeared here must be his teacher Murong Feichen.

After the hazy darkness, two pairs of pupils opened at the same time, one pair was the golden color of the snake, and the other pair was the dark green color of Murong Feichen.

Ouyang Lei's whole body trembled. He thought that something would happen, but he never expected that something so serious would happen.

Just when his fright had not completely calmed down, another huge centipede emerged from the water in the distance. For some reason, there were many holes in the big centipede. It looked like it had been dug one by one during its lifetime.

It's like a hole through.

Then not far behind him, a huge poisonous spider pierced its eight legs deeply into the stone wall and crawled out of the water.

"No, you four surrounded me because I'm new here?"

As Ouyang Lei spoke, he began to quickly arrange the formation. Now his teacher was unconscious, but he couldn't hurt her, and he had to be careful of three other big poisons at the same time. It was really a headache.

"Haha, if it were just the four of them, I wouldn't have to be trapped here for so long." A hoarse voice came from under the stagnant water, and then a huge figure rushed out of the stagnant water. Ouyang Lei looked up

At first glance, thanks to the faint aqua-blue light emitted by the formation, I finally saw clearly what the newly appeared behemoth was.

The behemoth's lower body is a snake, its upper body is a chicken, and its whole body is covered in blue scales like a dragon, but I feel that there should be no such evil things in the dragon.

"Senior, who are you?" Ouyang Lei knew that since this person could speak, it meant that he had not been affected by the poisonous poison formation.

The other party chuckled and said hoarsely: "Boy, you have a lot of auras about you. You have the aura of Fudo Mingwang, Jian Poison, Northern Xuanwu... well... you even have the aura of that boy Peng Hou. Who are you? Come here.

What to do?"

Although Ouyang Lei didn't know the seniority of the strange big guy in front of him, just because he called Peng Hou that boy, he was at least of the same generation as Peng Hou.

"This junior is like a stand-alone god. I came here to save my master Murong Feichen, who is her." As he said that, Ouyang Lei stretched out his hand and pointed at Murong Feichen on the left. As a result, the green-scaled snake shook its head as if to

It was like biting someone, and Ouyang Lei was so frightened that he backed away for more than ten meters before stopping.

"It turns out that you want to save this woman and leave. Now that the barrier above has been broken by you, there is no natural poisonous gas here. There is really no point in staying here. I might as well leave.

Here..." The weird big monster said this and then fell silent. Ouyang Lei felt that this big monster seemed to be thinking about something, but he didn't know what the other person was thinking.

I have always known to study hard and make progress every day since I was a child. I never read Conan or Death Note. As a result, my IQ was stretched when I grew up. If I were like Light Yagami or L in Death Note, I would have already analyzed what the other person is thinking. Don’t

Speaking of leaving here, maybe he can take this big guy out and follow him as a thug.

"Um...boy, say..."

"What did you say?" Ouyang Lei didn't know what the big monster meant when he suddenly said such a sentence.

The big monster smiled and said: "Say the reasons for me to let you go. If you name ten, I will let you go, and I can also let your teacher go. On the contrary, if you can't tell ten, then,

You will stay here with your teacher."

Ouyang Lei found that the four powerful poisonous creatures around him, including his teacher, seemed to be afraid of the big monster in front of him, so he would definitely not be able to deal with them.

As for Xiao Jing, I don’t know where she is drinking stagnant water full of venom.

And even if Xiao Jing comes out, he may not be a match for this big monster.

"First, I just arrived. As a senior, you can't bully the newcomer?" Ouyang Lei said timidly, because this excuse was far-fetched and he didn't know if he could fool it.

The big monster chuckled, and his hoarse voice sounded in the air: "This is a good reason, continue."

"The second thing, the second thing, what about the second point..." Ouyang Lei was sweating, and the crackling was really like rain, because he only thought of one reason, so he could make it up when he was writing a novel.

Having gotten used to it, he suddenly had an idea and said, "Yes, because 2. I am a special 2 person. Senior, you said that a person as smart as you and a wise person would have to deal with a 2-year-old like me, right?"

Although Ouyang Lei said this, he was thinking in his heart: Old guy, you are waiting for the future brother to be higher in level and stronger, and he will stuff you into Daoji's socks, a hundred times, a hundred times...

"Thirdly, the ancients said: Don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for no reason. I came here today for something, I didn't just barge in for no reason, so why do you have the nerve not to let me go, senior?"

"As for this fourth..."

As an Internet writer and a Chinese teacher, Ouyang Lei used his greatest talent in writing, language, and deception. He thought of all kinds of weird reasons that he could think of, and he just had to call the big monster.

Grandpa.

In the end, I still only thought of eight, and when I was short of the last two, I ran out of words.

I'm really speechless.


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